Best movie quote of all time???

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  • Heaven71
    Heaven71 Posts: 706 Member
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    "I wasn't looking at his neck Man!"
  • Heaven71
    Heaven71 Posts: 706 Member
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    "Stupid, worthless, no good god damn, freeloadin son of a b!tch, retarded, know it all *kitten* jerk!!

    You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful..

    Shut-up b!tch, go make me a turkey pot pie!!"


    If you dont know the movie.. you're not worthy
    WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO

    "Chicks can't hold da smoke, dat's what it is!"
  • CampKelly
    CampKelly Posts: 172 Member
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    My two fav....

    It is not a tumor

    And

    We're gona need a bigger boat!

    I think I quote them daily :)
  • allysabee
    allysabee Posts: 123
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    Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France? A royale with cheese.

    Now pretty please - with a cherry on top - clean the ****ing car.

    Go to the bar and make yourself a drink. I'll be down in 2 shakes of a lambs tail.

    Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.



    All quoted from the one & only best movie ever made :)
  • nikkif87
    nikkif87 Posts: 193 Member
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    I'm just a worm
  • craignev
    craignev Posts: 1,247 Member
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    "I love lamp"

    - Anchorman
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
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    Detective: "You wanna explain why you were speeding?"
    Nick: "I was drag racing."
    Detective: "In a Prius?"
    Nick: "I don't win a lot."


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • childofbodom123
    childofbodom123 Posts: 175 Member
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    Gotta be between two for me.

    " I feel the need, the need, for speed "

    " If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, then all possibility of life is destroyed. "
  • mrsbarz
    mrsbarz Posts: 99 Member
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    How about this from The Court Jester?

    Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
    Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
    Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
    Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
    Hawkins: A flagon...?
    Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
    Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
    Griselda: Right.
    Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
    Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
    Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
    Griselda: Just remember that.
  • mrsbarz
    mrsbarz Posts: 99 Member
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    Another one from The Court Jester. I think Danny Kaye is brilliant in this...he was so clever.

    King Roderick: The Duke. What did the Duke do?
    Hubert Hawkins: Eh... the Duke do?
    King Roderick: Yes. And what about the Doge?
    Hubert Hawkins: Oh, the Doge!
    King Roderick: Eh. Well what did the Doge do?
    Hubert Hawkins: The Doge do?
    King Roderick: Yes, the Doge do.
    Hubert Hawkins: Well, uh, the Doge did what the Doge does. Eh, uh, when the Doge does his duty to the Duke, that is.
    King Roderick: What? What's that?
    Hubert Hawkins: Oh, it's very simple, sire. When the Doge did his duty and the Duke didn't, that's when the Duchess did the dirt to the Duke with the Doge.
    King Roderick: Who did what to what?
    Hubert Hawkins: Oh, they all did, sire. There they were in the dark; the Duke with his dagger, the Doge with his dart, Duchess with her dirk.
    King Roderick: Duchess with her dirk?
    Hubert Hawkins: Yes! The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!
    King Roderick: Curious. I... I... hm? What? What's that? All I heard was that the Duchess had a siege of rheumatism. She's 83, you know.
  • cgary
    cgary Posts: 15
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    YEAH BABY THAT'S MY JOINT!!!!
    Im gonna watch that tomorrow after work. Your my new bestie!!
  • RunLiftEat
    RunLiftEat Posts: 213 Member
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    Run for the hills everybody, theres a giant **** cloud coming.
  • cgary
    cgary Posts: 15
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    Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France? A royale with cheese.

    Now pretty please - with a cherry on top - clean the ****ing car.

    Go to the bar and make yourself a drink. I'll be down in 2 shakes of a lambs tail.

    Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.



    All quoted from the one & only best movie ever made :)
  • cgary
    cgary Posts: 15
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    ScrewyChars-7375825
  • SoCaliBeachGirl1
    SoCaliBeachGirl1 Posts: 20
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    "I'm came here to chew bubblegum and kick *kitten*. And, I'm all out of bubble gum"-Nada-- They Live
  • GingerJoScott
    GingerJoScott Posts: 19
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    "Only the best for my hogs" The Great Santini, Robert Duval
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
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    "Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?"

    "No, lips is fine"
  • robot_potato
    robot_potato Posts: 1,535 Member
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    You kill anyone?
    A few cops
    No real people?
    No just cops

    Someone's shoved a red hot poker up our *kitten* and i wanna know whose name is on the handle!
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
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    "Good--If bleeds -- we can killit." Predator
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
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    Surely you can't be serious?

    "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!"

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