Sticking a knife in my eye, what are your thoughts?

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  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
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    As long as you do it on an incline...burns more calories that way.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    As long as you do it on an incline...burns more calories that way.

    ^^^ This! Plus you have to use your non-dominant hand.
  • ishallnotwant
    ishallnotwant Posts: 1,210 Member
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    Open your diary so that we can really help you.
  • stablesong
    stablesong Posts: 224
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    It doesn't matter if you're stabbing it with a knife all at once or just kind of scraping it slowly with a toothpick. As long as you take out the same amount of eye you'll burn the same calories. I've always thought about sticking a knife in my eye but I was too scared to try it cause it looks hard. You're an inspiration!
  • babyshme
    babyshme Posts: 310 Member
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    I say use a spoon. It will take longer.
  • Samiwhereareyou
    Samiwhereareyou Posts: 281 Member
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    this made my night
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
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    I'd only stick a knife in if I ate a bunch of celery so the knife had negative calories. It could have food on it. You should have at least 10 stalks, I think.
  • mrsimon302
    mrsimon302 Posts: 49 Member
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    i'm against it
  • 12skipafew99100
    12skipafew99100 Posts: 1,669 Member
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    Yes, But did you eat back your exercise calories?
  • kanmuri
    kanmuri Posts: 112
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    I heard that in Asia they do it with a chopstick. It's more efficient and not as painful. Plus you get to play with the eye on a stick after. Apparently girls like that a lot.
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
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    No knife or spoon. Use a spork. And twine.

    And for gosh sakes don't eat back your eyeball calories.
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
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    You're doing it wrong. Don't you read anything? There are 9 zillion topics on this. You should read them before coming to post anything.
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
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    What?????:laugh: :huh:
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
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    i'm against it

    Troll!
  • Goal_Seeker_1988
    Goal_Seeker_1988 Posts: 1,619 Member
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    Stick the damn knife into both eyes!!! Then you wont be able to see the food before you put it into your mouth therefore you'll lose more weight bc you wont wanna eat!!
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    i'm against it

    Definitely a Troll!!!
  • mrsimon302
    mrsimon302 Posts: 49 Member
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    i'm no troll pretty lady! lol.. i think kniving your eye is a bad idea lol
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    i'm no troll pretty lady! lol.. i think kniving your eye is a bad idea lol

    Only a Troll would say they aren't a Troll...
  • mrsimon302
    mrsimon302 Posts: 49 Member
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    busted! lol.. next time i'll read the rest of the comments before i make my smartass post lol
  • raevynn
    raevynn Posts: 666 Member
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    Sure, this will work now, while you're young, but when you are old like me, and you've totally messed yourself up,. you'll be sorry.

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