Sticking a knife in my eye, what are your thoughts?

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  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    No knife or spoon. Use a spork. And twine.

    And for gosh sakes don't eat back your eyeball calories.
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
    You're doing it wrong. Don't you read anything? There are 9 zillion topics on this. You should read them before coming to post anything.
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
    What?????:laugh: :huh:
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    i'm against it

    Troll!
  • Goal_Seeker_1988
    Goal_Seeker_1988 Posts: 1,619 Member
    Stick the damn knife into both eyes!!! Then you wont be able to see the food before you put it into your mouth therefore you'll lose more weight bc you wont wanna eat!!
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    i'm against it

    Definitely a Troll!!!
  • mrsimon302
    mrsimon302 Posts: 49 Member
    i'm no troll pretty lady! lol.. i think kniving your eye is a bad idea lol
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    i'm no troll pretty lady! lol.. i think kniving your eye is a bad idea lol

    Only a Troll would say they aren't a Troll...
  • mrsimon302
    mrsimon302 Posts: 49 Member
    busted! lol.. next time i'll read the rest of the comments before i make my smartass post lol
  • raevynn
    raevynn Posts: 666 Member
    Sure, this will work now, while you're young, but when you are old like me, and you've totally messed yourself up,. you'll be sorry.
  • 12skipafew99100
    12skipafew99100 Posts: 1,669 Member
    I don't care who you are, thats just funny.
  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
    Why does everyone have to be so mean.. it's her eye. I mean she can do with it what she wants. Plus, everyone's eyes work differently. A few questions.. do you wear glasses? Do you have dry eyes? What kind of knife are you using. We really should know the stats before we answer this.
    Geez, cut her some slack! :grumble:
  • NatalieWinning
    NatalieWinning Posts: 999 Member
    Why does everyone have to be so mean.. it's her eye. I mean she can do with it what she wants. Plus, everyone's eyes work differently. A few questions.. do you wear glasses? Do you have dry eyes? What kind of knife are you using. We really should know the stats before we answer this.

    ^^This. And you didn't meantion if you are eating back those calories used. You really should.
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 713 Member
    Besides fitting it into your calories.. make sure you log it as cardio.. at least make it worth it so you can have a bigger piece of pie next time.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    If you stick said knife in your eye, you should actually remove the eyeball with the knife. That way, when you weigh yourself tomorrow, you will be 1.5 grams lighter!
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    Great idea, cause then everything you eat will have half it's caloric value since you can only see it halfway! It's true, I read it on the internet
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Punch a kitten...just be sure to log the cardio
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    Make sure you do it with the van hoy flip knife or your it wont look cool enough. Make sure you practice all the van hoy moves first before trying it on your own eye. Perhaps use a friend or beloved pet
  • Momkat65
    Momkat65 Posts: 317 Member
    Eye think you should stick a needle in your eye, Eyedeally. Eye don't know wheye eye feel leyeke eye have to write eye so much now
    Eye will quit reyeght now:noway:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,393 Member
    I would consult a doctor. Or take a multi-vitamin.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Why, are you making EYE CANDY????

    Did someone say CANDY? Can you post the recipe for that?
  • iKristine
    iKristine Posts: 288 Member
    No you should absolutely NOT stick a knife in your eye. I once stuck a knife in my eye and I can tell you now not just based on my own personal experience, but that there are thousands of studies out there - none of which I will link to - that show that sticking a knife in your eye is FAR less effective than sticking a knife in your thigh. I've also worked as a knifer for 6 months and have a Certification of Stabbiness, so you can take what I am saying to the bank.

    priceless.
  • iKristine
    iKristine Posts: 288 Member
    i'm against it

    Troll!

    HAHA:laugh:
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    So stupid....you'd just be losing water weight. Are you here to make a life change or for a quick fix?
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
    knives are used to cut meat. meat is bad. therefore sticking a knife in your eye because you don't want your eye to be meat. then your eye would make you fat.

    or something.
    Meat is not bad.
  • HisPathDaily
    HisPathDaily Posts: 672 Member
    I read this article one time where this expert said that sticking a knife in your eye was really good for you. He was a PhD in knife-eye-sticking ...
  • nel0311
    nel0311 Posts: 248
    This....was...EPIC
  • annabellj
    annabellj Posts: 1,337 Member
    I think you need to soak the knife in pregnant women's pee first. that way you *loose* more weight.
  • iKristine
    iKristine Posts: 288 Member
    No you should absolutely NOT stick a knife in your eye. I once stuck a knife in my eye and I can tell you now not just based on my own personal experience, but that there are thousands of studies out there - none of which I will link to - that show that sticking a knife in your eye is FAR less effective than sticking a knife in your thigh. I've also worked as a knifer for 6 months and have a Certification of Stabbiness, so you can take what I am saying to the bank.

    I completely disagree with this based on obvious conclusions of this has NEVER happened in my 3 week experience, limited to this thread, and of course Google and sites followed by DOT biz.

    What I think you should really consider is the basics. Did you need your eye in the first place? Was it really THAT distracting? Your fat because you ate lots of little fat people. Just stop eating the little fat people!


    http://www.wikia.com/Wikia
    Sources: or it didn't happen.
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 573 Member
    whatever you do just don't eat the eye after 8pm...dire consequences!

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