Sticking a knife in my eye, what are your thoughts?

Erinslove

Use an ice cream scooper to do the deed. Preferably one with the little side handle that loosens the ball (aka eyeball) from the metal scoop. That way, it will make that satisfying ‘thwacking’ sound when loosened to fall into the bowl. I presume you will be placing the eye into an bowl after the aforementioned sticking/ scooping scenario? It would be a shame to let just fall onto the floor. And for the record--no, they do not bounce!

I'm oddly intrigued by the attention to detail your post.

I know, right?

dls06

THIS is my way of "answering" some of the posts I see without violating any MFP rules.

Give yourself time. You'll learn to just pass on by. :glasses:

BAMFMeredith

You can stick a knife in your eye, but wear a HRM and you MUST eat back the calories you burn. That's a scientific fact.

jacksonpt

Just make sure there are no bread crumbs or other carbs on it... them suckers will kill ya!

tallen3687

No you should absolutely NOT stick a knife in your eye. I once stuck a knife in my eye and I can tell you now not just based on my own personal experience, but that there are thousands of studies out there - none of which I will link to - that show that sticking a knife in your eye is FAR less effective than sticking a knife in your thigh. I've also worked as a knifer for 6 months and have a Certification of Stabbiness, so you can take what I am saying to the bank.

So funny!

SassyCalyGirl

better you than me!

Dayna154

too funny....

PlunderBunneh

While I understand you are sticking the knife in your eye, you never specifically mentioned whether or not you plan on removing that knife. It could add ounces to your weight, you know.

I'm going to assume you are intending to remove both your eye and said knife, in which case, I welcome you to Team Pirate. Now you get to wear a sexy little eyepatch and yell "Arrrrrrrrrrr" at everyone you pass. If they ask any questions about your behavior, just roll your remaining eye and launch into a long, detailed monologue about your weight loss journey and your willingness to commit to a healthier lifestyle, regardless of personal sacrifices such as depth perception.

elenathegreat

Catch it if you can. :bigsmile:

AAAAAAHHHHH!!! yer creepin me out:noway:

neverstray

If you do stick a knife in your eye, I'd be interested to know if it makes a "POP" sound. Lemme know. OK?

elenathegreat

I heard that in Asia they do it with a chopstick. It's more efficient and not as painful. Plus you get to play with the eye on a stick after. Apparently girls like that a lot.

I think girls only find it hot if the eye is tattooed. Well, if it's a male eye. Only *kitten* get tattoos on their eyes!

Stop it! Stop it! I can't breathe...:laugh:

Erinslove

While I understand you are sticking the knife in your eye, you never specifically mentioned whether or not you plan on removing that knife. It could add ounces to your weight, you know.

I'm going to assume you are intending to remove both your eye and said knife, in which case, I welcome you to Team Pirate. Now you get to wear a sexy little eyepatch and yell "Arrrrrrrrrrr" at everyone you pass. If they ask any questions about your behavior, just roll your remaining eye and launch into a long, detailed monologue about your weight loss journey and your willingness to commit to a healthier lifestyle, regardless of personal sacrifices such as depth perception.

I have been yelling "arrrgghh" at passersby for years...did I jump the gun?

Erinslove

THIS is my way of "answering" some of the posts I see without violating any MFP rules.

Give yourself time. You'll learn to just pass on by. :glasses:

But that wouldn't be near as funny as this thread...

elenathegreat

This thread is my current favorite...don't actually stick a knife in yer eye though, 'kay?

lmd172

dang, that was fun!

i have nothing else to contribute except y'all are hilarious - i'm out! (-:

ihateroses

I've changed my mind...I've read up on it some more and I think you should stick a mammoth tusk in it instead.

Its how the cavemen did it and THEY weren't fat....

Erinslove

My uncle was a fat caveman but then he did a cleanse and he lost 143 lbs in one weekend. He kept it off for 7 minutes but then he drank a kool aid sweetened with arsenic, I mean Splenda and he died immediately. True story. So sad.

Momkat65

try walking on a bed of coals, lay on a bed of nails then stick the knife in the eye,,....works wonders.