Ladies your prayers have been answered
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my boobs make men cry...
That's because you shoot lasers out of your nipples. And they HURT!0 -
ive missed too much of this thread to comment..
so umm.. hi?
Always nice to see you.0 -
Mate if you had have said you had a deep, seductive aussie accent and you had size 15 feet you might be in with a chance.
but as we say in Australia...
Give yerself an uppercut ya wanka!
Cheers
Not doing it right either.0 -
Awwww......... bless your little heart!!!! Just...... bless it.
You can't fool me. That's southern belle lingo for "F off, a-hole."
Why, whatevah do you mean, sir? I'm sure I don't know what you are talkin about.0 -
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my boobs make men cry...
Your boobs make ME cry.0 -
I was kinda praying I'd win the lottery. Why, are you sending me the winning ticket?0
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my boobs make men cry...
That's because you shoot lasers out of your nipples. And they HURT!
OK....... YOU are pretty funny.0 -
My panties are in the mail. (They're BIG)
freakin hilarious0 -
Wow - nice responses.
Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?
The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.
Oh shoot...this wasn't a joke? :ohwell:
Damn you internet for not having a Sarcasm font!0 -
Awwww......... bless your little heart!!!! Just...... bless it.
You can't fool me. That's southern belle lingo for "F off, a-hole."
Why, whatevah do you mean, sir? I'm sure I don't know what you are talkin about.
Ash-lay! Oh Ash-lay!0 -
my boobs make men cry...
what a coincidence.. my man boobs make me cry..0 -
My panties are in the mail. (They're BIG)
How many calories did i lose lmao?0 -
I think your mom was just being nice when she told you that. hahahahahha0
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my boobs make men cry...
That's because you shoot lasers out of your nipples. And they HURT!0 -
my boobs make men cry...
Your boobs make ME cry.
Oh really? How so?0 -
Aww, poor guy.... maybe this will help......You is kind. You is smart. You is important................0
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Aww, poor guy.... maybe this will help......You is kind. You is smart. You is important................
And doggone it, people like you!0 -
Aww, poor guy.... maybe this will help......You is kind. You is smart. You is important................
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my boobs make men cry...
That's because you shoot lasers out of your nipples. And they HURT!
OK....... YOU are pretty funny.
Well, uh, thank you. Thank you very much.0 -
If by the end of the day I don't see my bank acct inflate, Timothy Olyphant knocking at my door, or my closet to suddenly be filled with 100 pairs of Louboutins then I call Bull$hit!
I concur. Especially about Timothy Olyphant! Mmmmm.0 -
this thread :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
He's cute :flowerforyou:0 -
Mate if you had have said you had a deep, seductive aussie accent and you had size 15 feet you might be in with a chance.
but as we say in Australia...
Give yerself an uppercut ya wanka!
Cheers
Not doing it right either.
Ahhhh Pardon me?0 -
Wow - nice responses.
Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?
The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.
:flowerforyou:
That's all I really wanted - a flower.
And single malt scotch.
and a little more cowbell?0 -
I'd say fishing for compliments is quite a turn off...0
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my boobs make men cry...
Your boobs make ME cry.
Oh really? How so?
Tears of joy! They are AH-FREAKIN-MAZING!0 -
it baffles me that this kid actually thought this was a good idea! lol0
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Pass.
HA! Next?0 -
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