Ladies your prayers have been answered

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  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    Awwww......... bless your little heart!!!! Just...... bless it.

    You can't fool me. That's southern belle lingo for "F off, a-hole." :wink:

    Why, whatevah do you mean, sir? I'm sure I don't know what you are talkin about.

    Ash-lay! Oh Ash-lay!
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    my boobs make men cry...


    what a coincidence.. my man boobs make me cry..
  • danagettinfit
    danagettinfit Posts: 83 Member
    My panties are in the mail. (They're BIG)

    How many calories did i lose lmao?
  • misscaligreen
    misscaligreen Posts: 819 Member
    I think your mom was just being nice when she told you that. hahahahahha :)
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    my boobs make men cry...

    That's because you shoot lasers out of your nipples. And they HURT!
    Only to remove the losers :laugh:
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    my boobs make men cry...

    Your boobs make ME cry.

    Oh really? How so?
  • morgthom75
    morgthom75 Posts: 127 Member
    Aww, poor guy.... maybe this will help......You is kind. You is smart. You is important................
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Aww, poor guy.... maybe this will help......You is kind. You is smart. You is important................

    And doggone it, people like you!
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    Aww, poor guy.... maybe this will help......You is kind. You is smart. You is important................

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  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    my boobs make men cry...

    That's because you shoot lasers out of your nipples. And they HURT!


    OK....... YOU are pretty funny.

    Well, uh, thank you. Thank you very much.
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
    If by the end of the day I don't see my bank acct inflate, Timothy Olyphant knocking at my door, or my closet to suddenly be filled with 100 pairs of Louboutins then I call Bull$hit!

    I concur. Especially about Timothy Olyphant! Mmmmm.
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
    this thread :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    He's cute :flowerforyou:
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
    Mate if you had have said you had a deep, seductive aussie accent and you had size 15 feet you might be in with a chance.

    but as we say in Australia...

    Give yerself an uppercut ya wanka!

    Cheers

    Not doing it right either.


    Ahhhh Pardon me?
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Wow - nice responses.

    Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?

    The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.

    :flowerforyou:

    That's all I really wanted - a flower.

    And single malt scotch.

    and a little more cowbell?
  • skaboom163
    skaboom163 Posts: 93 Member
    I'd say fishing for compliments is quite a turn off...
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    my boobs make men cry...

    Your boobs make ME cry.

    Oh really? How so?


    Tears of joy! They are AH-FREAKIN-MAZING!
  • stephensmith0929
    stephensmith0929 Posts: 160
    it baffles me that this kid actually thought this was a good idea! lol
  • skaboom163
    skaboom163 Posts: 93 Member
    Pass.

    HA! Next?
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    thumbnail.aspx?q=4646016934609645&id=36db4d6f40b5ab610eac80c7bb5bbbc6&index=newexp
    just saying he has stabilized his weapon while still maintaining use of his sights, that is a very weird but totally reasonable way to shoot aat an unarmed drone? if it's a predator or an apache then he really is doing it wrong.

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