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  • ThePinkPachyderm
    ThePinkPachyderm Posts: 141
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    Did YOU know that blue eyed people see mroe "star bursts" at night than brown eyed people?

    Maybe brown eyed people just prefer skittles......

    no, it's actually the awesomness of having blue eyes trying to come out, but the brain won't let it... It's a very complex thing, you wouldn't understand....:noway:

    I was diagnosed with a rare disorder that gave me a larger than normal brain... it is quite embarrassing, but I assure you... I tend to understand everything... except for people .. they are just weird creatures
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
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    DOn't you hate pants?
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,388 Member
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    No worries, I'm a mom; I have a magic bag that contains cookies and wipes.
  • gigibenton
    gigibenton Posts: 123 Member
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    I have blue eyes.. Don't like star bursts but love cookies.. Why don't you have any?? Sorry i read this thread...
  • ThePinkPachyderm
    ThePinkPachyderm Posts: 141
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    OP...do you have ADD? =D Because I have sporadic running thoughts like that too...like...random ish running together. I felt like you were somewhat family to me for a moment.

    I am much better at subtraction...... purple groceries
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    Oops... I read it.. what's going to happen to me now?
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    DOn't you hate pants?

    *raises hand* I DO!! Let's get naked...
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    I got someone else to read this for me on your advice - she gave me a strange look as if I should be doing something useful with my life.

    In the Captain and Tenile song 'Afternoon Delight' (skyrocket in flight) - are they singing about daytime sex?
  • ThePinkPachyderm
    ThePinkPachyderm Posts: 141
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    If it hadn't been for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

    So you know Jeffry?
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    I was diagnosed with a rare disorder that gave me a larger than normal brain... it is quite embarrassing, but I assure you... I tend to understand everything... except for people .. they are just weird creatures

    I LOLed when I read this... as my boss walked by. LOL
  • Caffeine_Addict
    Caffeine_Addict Posts: 178 Member
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    I think I love you.
  • mnishi
    mnishi Posts: 422 Member
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    Hippos fart through their mouths

    Wouldn't that just be a burp?
  • Caffeine_Addict
    Caffeine_Addict Posts: 178 Member
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    I think I love you.

    ZOMG u're a boy. I just assumed by the colour of ur pachyderm that.. well i made an *kitten* of me. Not that being a boy is bad. just makes it slightly more awkward. tho.. awkward seems to be the way i do things. Hi.
  • hillm12345
    hillm12345 Posts: 313 Member
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    Did you know that 69% of all statistics are made up on the spot
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    Unicorn blood is silver
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    I think I love you.

    ZOMG u're a boy. I just assumed by the colour of ur pachyderm that.. well i made an *kitten* of me. Not that being a boy is bad. just makes it slightly more awkward. tho.. awkward seems to be the way i do things. Hi.

    *GASP* It's a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!


    :flowerforyou:
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    Unicorn blood is silver

    and the pee glitter....
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    I just came for the cookies.

    Were you riding an exercise bike?
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    What happened to your arm?

    Seeing as I politely asked people not to read this, I refuse to discuss in great detail about how I suffered a violent spiral fracture in an arm wrestling accident. More so I won't describe the plate that goes from my elbow to my shoulder, or the 7 screws in there. I just can't do it.

    Are the pictures still in your profile?
  • rainunrefined
    rainunrefined Posts: 850 Member
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    I just wasted 4 minutes of my life reading this thread...

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