Please Don't Read This

InnerFatGirl

I like random stuff.

AtticusFinch

Hippos fart through their mouths

So.... Hippos are politicians? Do they have green eyes ?

I got someone else to read this for me on your advice - she gave me a strange look as if I should be doing something useful with my life.

In the Captain and Tenile song 'Afternoon Delight' (skyrocket in flight) - are they singing about daytime sex?

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but "Afternoon Delight" was sung by the the Starland Vocal Band--a near one-hit wonder.

Oh No!


Makes more sense actually, who'd want to have sex with Captain and Tennille at anytime of day ?

heyghoge

needs a rickroll.

Ali_TSO

You are a very handsome man, OP. :bigsmile:

Di3012

I learned in psychology class that if you tell someone not to do something, they are actually more likely to do it. That seems messed up to me, like my bed in the morning. I hate mornings, they make me sort of grouchy, and uneasy, I track it back to a long family history of caffeine addiction. Did you know that caffeine withdrawal is one of the most common causes of headaches? I once saw this show where a guy fell on a metal spike that went right through his head, and he lived to have a show made after him. I bet he had a pretty bad headache, but coffee likely didn't help.

You said not to read this thread, I immediately clicked on it. Your psychology class was correct!!

You veer off the subject, stay off the coffee.

:::::::runs off:::::::

AtticusFinch

You are a very handsome man, OP. :bigsmile:

a bit early in the day to be drinking isn't it ?

SunLove8

OMG, this forum just made my bad mood go away AND I learned how to make unicorn poop! Going to be a great day! =]

Cherishanne

Did you know the human head weighs 8lbs?
Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?
Did you know my next door neighbour has three rabbits?

Ray Rocks!!

Ali_TSO

You are a very handsome man, OP. :bigsmile:

a bit early in the day to be drinking isn't it ?

depends what you're drinking! It's the perfect time of day for coffe...:drinker:

kealambert

I'm here for the gang bang...

A big bang will have to suffice...

if i had a penny everytime...

You'd do them all for a penny?

i'd do penny for a penny...

kealambert

I think I love you.

ZOMG u're a boy. I just assumed by the colour of ur pachyderm that.. well i made an *kitten* of me. Not that being a boy is bad. just makes it slightly more awkward. tho.. awkward seems to be the way i do things. Hi.

I am all boy where it counts.. I count using my fingers

When the pants come off, PP can count to 11.

these pants go go 11

Mr_Cape219

Did YOU know that blue eyed people see mroe "star bursts" at night than brown eyed people?

Maybe brown eyed people just prefer skittles......

no, it's actually the awesomness of having blue eyes trying to come out, but the brain won't let it... It's a very complex thing, you wouldn't understand....:noway:

I was diagnosed with a rare disorder that gave me a larger than normal brain... it is quite embarrassing, but I assure you... I tend to understand everything... except for people .. they are just weird creatures

One does not simply understand people. One breathes people, consumes people, becomes people. People are people, so why should it be that you and I get along so awkwardly?

Kelekat

Hippos fart through their mouths

So.... Hippos are politicians? Do they have green eyes ?

I got someone else to read this for me on your advice - she gave me a strange look as if I should be doing something useful with my life.

In the Captain and Tenile song 'Afternoon Delight' (skyrocket in flight) - are they singing about daytime sex?

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but "Afternoon Delight" was sung by the the Starland Vocal Band--a near one-hit wonder.

Oh No!


Makes more sense actually, who'd want to have sex with Captain and Tennille at anytime of day ?

Not even if I'd been celibate for years and had had both hands amputated....