Please Don't Read This
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Humphrey Braggart to you
Nice ta meet cha!
I can't dance, thanks though!
You?
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So if I tell you not to play on the highway....
that's prejudiced against highways and other paved thoroughfares
I see, even if I told her not to play on ALL highways and other paved thoroughfares?
more so,yes
Disagree, but I digress.
Don't go on a vacation to Iraq?0 -
Unicorn blood is silver
and the pee glitter....
NO NO NO!!! They FART glitter!!! Glitter pee would hurt like gallstones!
Not unless the glitter was mixed in with some liquid...like pee, but with lots of glitter! WATERY GLITTERY PEE!
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Did you know the human head weighs 8lbs?
Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?
Did you know my next door neighbour has three rabbits?0 -
Did you know that I crap in a box?0
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I'm here for the gang bang...
:laugh: Old School!!0 -
TIMMAY!!0
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I'm here for the gang bang...
A big bang will have to suffice...
if i had a penny everytime...
You'd do them all for a penny?0 -
If it hadn't been for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
LosingLizard, Your Mii looks like my Mii, except my Mii wears green. Does this mean that we could be twins separated at birth?0 -
I'm here for the gang bang...
:laugh: Old School!!
You're too young to remember Old School !0 -
I got someone else to read this for me on your advice - she gave me a strange look as if I should be doing something useful with my life.
In the Captain and Tenile song 'Afternoon Delight' (skyrocket in flight) - are they singing about daytime sex?
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but "Afternoon Delight" was sung by the the Starland Vocal Band--a near one-hit wonder.0 -
Humphrey Braggart to you
Nice ta meet cha!
I can't dance, thanks though!
Sorry...were you talking to me? I got distracted looking for the gang bang.0 -
Turtles can breathe through their butts!
TRUE!!0 -
I think I love you.
ZOMG u're a boy. I just assumed by the colour of ur pachyderm that.. well i made an *kitten* of me. Not that being a boy is bad. just makes it slightly more awkward. tho.. awkward seems to be the way i do things. Hi.
I am all boy where it counts.. I count using my fingers0 -
Oops... I read it.. what's going to happen to me now?
I didn't really have a contingency plan to deal with people actually reading this. So your punishment will be a witty response that I will think of long after this post is dead ... and I will say it out loud ... in my head0 -
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DOn't you hate pants?
*raises hand* I DO!! Let's get naked...
~Fling pants in air and runs around screaming!~
Okay, that is just plain disrespectful. I asked people to stay away, but they came anyway. And now I have pants all over the place to pick up. Seriously... what the hell?0 -
sorry i just hate being told not to do something0
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I think I love you.
Yes, this is awkward. Professing love to someone when they asked you to stay away constitutes stalker like behavior, you have been blocked and my authorities have been notified. My only real authority is a stack of self help books from the clearance section of my local grocery store... so yeah .... you messed up BIG TIME0 -
Snowmen have snow balls. Ummmm do I get a cookie for that bit of info?0
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Sometimes I see pink elephants.
Please seek help. They don't exist......0 -
I have green eyes. What does that mean?
Eye color is a polygenic phenotypic character and is determined by two distinct factors: the pigmentation of the eye's iris and the frequency-dependence of the scattering of light by the turbid medium in the stroma of the iris.0 -
PinkPachyd Picking up Pants Proudly!0
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I think I love you.
ZOMG u're a boy. I just assumed by the colour of ur pachyderm that.. well i made an *kitten* of me. Not that being a boy is bad. just makes it slightly more awkward. tho.. awkward seems to be the way i do things. Hi.
I am all boy where it counts.. I count using my fingers
When the pants come off, PP can count to 11.0 -
Snowmen have snow balls. Ummmm do I get a cookie for that bit of info?
No... just Schweddy Balls.0 -
I think I love you.
Yes, this is awkward. Professing love to someone when they asked you to stay away constitutes stalker like behavior, you have been blocked and my authorities have been notified. My only real authority is a stack of self help books from the clearance section of my local grocery store... so yeah .... you messed up BIG TIME
I know. I read your books while you sleep.
k. so i've officially crossed from awkward to creepy as heck
Hi again.0 -
Unicorn blood is silver
and the pee glitter....
NO NO NO!!! They FART glitter!!! Glitter pee would hurt like gallstones!
Not if you're a freaking UNICORN!!! Stupid...0 -
DOn't you hate pants?
*raises hand* I DO!! Let's get naked...
~Fling pants in air and runs around screaming!~
Okay, that is just plain disrespectful. I asked people to stay away, but they came anyway. And now I have pants all over the place to pick up. Seriously... what the hell?
You're complaining about nekkid girls... what is WRONG with you?!0 -
That's what was said about cigarette's on the first episode of mad men.0
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Well, a goat's pupils are rectangle. So there!
Oh, I love that shirt!0
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