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    • Posts: 7,173 Member
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      I can't dance, thanks though!

      You?

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    • Posts: 896 Member
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      more so,yes

      Disagree, but I digress.

      Don't go on a vacation to Iraq?
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      NO NO NO!!! They FART glitter!!! Glitter pee would hurt like gallstones!

      Not unless the glitter was mixed in with some liquid...like pee, but with lots of glitter! WATERY GLITTERY PEE! :)
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      Did you know the human head weighs 8lbs?
      Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?
      Did you know my next door neighbour has three rabbits?

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    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      Did you know that I crap in a box?
    • Posts: 2,096 Member
      I'm here for the gang bang...

      :laugh: Old School!!
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      TIMMAY!!
    • Posts: 910 Member
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      if i had a penny everytime...

      You'd do them all for a penny?
    • Posts: 42 Member
      If it hadn't been for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

      LosingLizard, Your Mii looks like my Mii, except my Mii wears green. Does this mean that we could be twins separated at birth?
    • Posts: 2,794 Member
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      :laugh: Old School!!

      You're too young to remember Old School !
    • Posts: 174 Member
      I got someone else to read this for me on your advice - she gave me a strange look as if I should be doing something useful with my life.

      In the Captain and Tenile song 'Afternoon Delight' (skyrocket in flight) - are they singing about daytime sex?

      I hate to be the one to break it to you, but "Afternoon Delight" was sung by the the Starland Vocal Band--a near one-hit wonder.
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      I can't dance, thanks though!

      Sorry...were you talking to me? I got distracted looking for the gang bang.
    • Posts: 3,636 Member
      Turtles can breathe through their butts!


      TRUE!!
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      ZOMG u're a boy. I just assumed by the colour of ur pachyderm that.. well i made an *kitten* of me. Not that being a boy is bad. just makes it slightly more awkward. tho.. awkward seems to be the way i do things. Hi.

      I am all boy where it counts.. I count using my fingers
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      Oops... I read it.. what's going to happen to me now?

      I didn't really have a contingency plan to deal with people actually reading this. So your punishment will be a witty response that I will think of long after this post is dead ... and I will say it out loud ... in my head
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    • Posts: 140 Member
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      ~Fling pants in air and runs around screaming!~

      Okay, that is just plain disrespectful. I asked people to stay away, but they came anyway. And now I have pants all over the place to pick up. Seriously... what the hell?
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      sorry i just hate being told not to do something
    • Posts: 140 Member
      I think I love you.

      Yes, this is awkward. Professing love to someone when they asked you to stay away constitutes stalker like behavior, you have been blocked and my authorities have been notified. My only real authority is a stack of self help books from the clearance section of my local grocery store... so yeah .... you messed up BIG TIME
    • Posts: 235 Member
      Snowmen have snow balls. Ummmm do I get a cookie for that bit of info?
    • Posts: 140 Member
      Sometimes I see pink elephants.

      Please seek help. They don't exist......
    • Posts: 140 Member
      I have green eyes. What does that mean?

      Eye color is a polygenic phenotypic character and is determined by two distinct factors: the pigmentation of the eye's iris and the frequency-dependence of the scattering of light by the turbid medium in the stroma of the iris.
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      PinkPachyd Picking up Pants Proudly!
    • Posts: 417 Member
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      I am all boy where it counts.. I count using my fingers

      When the pants come off, PP can count to 11.
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      Snowmen have snow balls. Ummmm do I get a cookie for that bit of info?


      No... just Schweddy Balls.
    • Posts: 178 Member
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      Yes, this is awkward. Professing love to someone when they asked you to stay away constitutes stalker like behavior, you have been blocked and my authorities have been notified. My only real authority is a stack of self help books from the clearance section of my local grocery store... so yeah .... you messed up BIG TIME

      I know. I read your books while you sleep.
      k. so i've officially crossed from awkward to creepy as heck :D
      Hi again.
    • Posts: 2,339 Member
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      NO NO NO!!! They FART glitter!!! Glitter pee would hurt like gallstones!

      Not if you're a freaking UNICORN!!! Stupid...
    • Posts: 2,339 Member
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      Okay, that is just plain disrespectful. I asked people to stay away, but they came anyway. And now I have pants all over the place to pick up. Seriously... what the hell?

      You're complaining about nekkid girls... what is WRONG with you?!
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      That's what was said about cigarette's on the first episode of mad men.
    • Posts: 313 Member
      Well, a goat's pupils are rectangle. So there!

      Oh, I love that shirt!
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