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  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
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    I have green eyes. What does that mean?

    It means you're a witch, especially if you have a pointed nose and weigh the same as a duck
    Live or cooked duck? Makes a big difference....

    What else floats in water? A DUCK! Exactly, so logically if she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood...
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    I have green eyes. What does that mean?

    It means you're a witch, especially if you have a pointed nose and weigh the same as a duck
    Live or cooked duck? Makes a big difference....

    What else floats in water? A DUCK! Exactly, so logically if she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood...

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  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,388 Member
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    Wood makes me think of... nvm.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    I just came for the cookies.

    Were you riding an exercise bike?

    :grumble: Exercise bikes don't work :grumble:

    It got me here didn't it? ;)

    It didn't get me... er..didn't get me where I was going. :cry:
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    I have green eyes. What does that mean?

    It means you're a witch, especially if you have a pointed nose and weigh the same as a duck
    Live or cooked duck? Makes a big difference....

    Well obviously a live one silly. If it was cooked the green eyed witch, sorry, the accused could just eat the evidence

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  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    Wood makes me think of... nvm.

    You just had to go there...didn't you?
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    I'm here for the gang bang...
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    I'm here for the gang bang...

    Wrong apartment...
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,388 Member
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    Wood makes me think of... nvm.

    You just had to go there...didn't you?

    I apologize. I'm so ashamed. Curse those wooden chopsticks!
  • robot_potato
    robot_potato Posts: 1,535 Member
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    Unicorn blood is silver

    and the pee glitter....

    NO NO NO!!! They FART glitter!!! Glitter pee would hurt like gallstones!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    I'm here for the gang bang...

    A big bang will have to suffice...

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  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Hippos fart through their mouths

    I read this "hippies" at first, and couldn't stop laughing
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    Wood makes me think of... nvm.

    You just had to go there...didn't you?

    I apologize. I'm so ashamed. Curse those wooden chopsticks!

    i hope they weren't the size of a chop stick :/
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    I'm here for the gang bang...

    A big bang will have to suffice...

    big-bang-theory-cast_320.jpg

    if i had a penny everytime...
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    Hippos fart through their mouths

    I read this "hippies" at first, and couldn't stop laughing

    *gigglesnort* Now that's funny!
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    i thought hippies farted patchouli and hemp
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    i thought hippies farted patchouli and hemp

    through their mouths...
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 899 Member
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    So if I tell you not to play on the highway....
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    i thought hippies farted patchouli and hemp

    through their mouths...

    a protest against showers and capitalism!
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    So if I tell you not to play on the highway....

    that's prejudiced against highways and other paved thoroughfares

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