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Live or cooked duck? Makes a big difference....I have green eyes. What does that mean?
It means you're a witch, especially if you have a pointed nose and weigh the same as a duck
What else floats in water? A DUCK! Exactly, so logically if she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood...0 -
Live or cooked duck? Makes a big difference....I have green eyes. What does that mean?
It means you're a witch, especially if you have a pointed nose and weigh the same as a duck
What else floats in water? A DUCK! Exactly, so logically if she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood...0 -
Wood makes me think of... nvm.0
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I just came for the cookies.
Were you riding an exercise bike?
:grumble: Exercise bikes don't work :grumble:
It got me here didn't it?
It didn't get me... er..didn't get me where I was going.
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Live or cooked duck? Makes a big difference....I have green eyes. What does that mean?
It means you're a witch, especially if you have a pointed nose and weigh the same as a duck
Well obviously a live one silly. If it was cooked the green eyed witch, sorry, the accused could just eat the evidence0 -
Wood makes me think of... nvm.
You just had to go there...didn't you?0 -
I'm here for the gang bang...0
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I'm here for the gang bang...
Wrong apartment...0 -
Wood makes me think of... nvm.
You just had to go there...didn't you?
I apologize. I'm so ashamed. Curse those wooden chopsticks!0 -
Unicorn blood is silver
and the pee glitter....
NO NO NO!!! They FART glitter!!! Glitter pee would hurt like gallstones!0 -
I'm here for the gang bang...
A big bang will have to suffice...
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Hippos fart through their mouths
I read this "hippies" at first, and couldn't stop laughing0 -
Wood makes me think of... nvm.
You just had to go there...didn't you?
I apologize. I'm so ashamed. Curse those wooden chopsticks!
i hope they weren't the size of a chop stick
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I'm here for the gang bang...
A big bang will have to suffice...
if i had a penny everytime...0 -
Hippos fart through their mouths
I read this "hippies" at first, and couldn't stop laughing
*gigglesnort* Now that's funny!0 -
i thought hippies farted patchouli and hemp0
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i thought hippies farted patchouli and hemp
through their mouths...0 -
So if I tell you not to play on the highway....0
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i thought hippies farted patchouli and hemp
through their mouths...
a protest against showers and capitalism!0 -
So if I tell you not to play on the highway....
that's prejudiced against highways and other paved thoroughfares0 -
So if I tell you not to play on the highway....
that's prejudiced against highways and other paved thoroughfares
Actually, that's profiling & profiling is wrong...0 -
I'm here for the gang bang...
A big bang will have to suffice...
if i had a penny everytime...
Braggart!0 -
So if I tell you not to play on the highway....
that's prejudiced against highways and other paved thoroughfares
Actually, that's profiling & profiling is wrong...
I like a nice strong profile...0 -
So if I tell you not to play on the highway....
that's prejudiced against highways and other paved thoroughfares
Actually, that's profiling & profiling is wrong...
note to self: always face dead-on during conversations0 -
I'm here for the gang bang...
A big bang will have to suffice...
if i had a penny everytime...
Braggart!
Humphrey Braggart to you0 -
So if I tell you not to play on the highway....
that's prejudiced against highways and other paved thoroughfares
I see, even if I told her not to play on ALL highways and other paved thoroughfares?0 -
So if I tell you not to play on the highway....
that's prejudiced against highways and other paved thoroughfares
I see, even if I told her not to play on ALL highways and other paved thoroughfares?
more so,yes0 -
I'm here for the gang bang...
A big bang will have to suffice...
if i had a penny everytime...
Braggart!
Humphrey Braggart to you
Nice ta meet cha!0 -
Humphrey Braggart to you
Nice ta meet cha!
I can't dance, thanks though!0 -
I have a weak chin.0
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