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I'm going to lose an elephant penis...

AbiNichole
AbiNichole Posts: 300 Member
edited November 2024 in Motivation and Support
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My goal is to lose about 65 lbs. so close to an elephant penis. So far I've lost a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream.

What about you?

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  • meghan1789
    meghan1789 Posts: 81 Member
    That's amazing!

    My goal would be to lose the World's Largest Ball of Tape! And so far I have lost an average two year old!

    :)
  • susannamarie
    susannamarie Posts: 2,148 Member
    Hah. So far I've lost a bald eagle. Call me DDT.

    My goal is to lose an elephant's heart!
  • NewTeena
    NewTeena Posts: 154 Member
    Who goes around weighing elephant penises?
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I STILL HAVE A TIRE TO LOSE?

    Oh good grief.

    *knuckles drag as she stumbles toward the gym*
  • nikkiej2012
    nikkiej2012 Posts: 236 Member
    I lost a human head...but my goal is to lose a model.. ..
  • pamperedhen
    pamperedhen Posts: 446 Member
    I have lost a human head and working toward 10dozen eggs!:drinker:
  • rsdgirl
    rsdgirl Posts: 241 Member
    ive lost a gold brick :) and still have a bald eagle to lose LOL we all got this though :) good luck everyone
  • peachied
    peachied Posts: 117 Member
    hahaha!

    my first goal is to lose an elephant's heart, but i think i might want to lose 10 large dozen eggs after that.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    LMAO...cute thread!!:laugh:

    I've lost a housecat (we'll call him Garfield)...going for a mid-sized microwave!!
  • davitalynette
    davitalynette Posts: 117 Member
    I've lost an automobile tire, but I'm going to lose a 2month old horse!!!
  • Miss_Krissy87
    Miss_Krissy87 Posts: 214 Member
    So far i lost a human brain but i want to lose an automobile tire
  • KitTheRoadie
    KitTheRoadie Posts: 641 Member
    Brilliant!

    I've lost an automobile tyre so far and I'm looking at a total of an average two year old!

    :smile:
  • CanDBlack
    CanDBlack Posts: 13
    Lol! My goal is somewhere btwn a mid size microwave and an elephants heart. So far I'm @ about the chemical additives an American consumes annually.
  • cbear017
    cbear017 Posts: 345 Member
    Awesome. I guess I really do have a spare tire kicking it around my mid-section--an automotive tire it is. LOL

    How did this title escape the mod's eagle eyes or filters?
  • sjebert
    sjebert Posts: 212 Member
    Lost a Cinder Block trying to lose a model
  • JamieDD
    JamieDD Posts: 175 Member
    I've lost a cinder block...still need to lose a house cat. lol
  • mariposa224
    mariposa224 Posts: 1,241 Member
    I’m losing an average 2 year old and I’ve already lost an average house cat. :happy:
  • LadyBuell
    LadyBuell Posts: 164
    Is that meant to be size comparisons and not actual weight of the object? Because none of the guinea pigs I have ever had have weighed 1 lb as adults. The one I have now is a little over 2 lbs but that is because he doesn't have to share food anymore. (His brother and other cage mates have passed).

    That being said, I am currently at a human head on my way to an 5000 btu air conditioner.
  • Mybabie
    Mybabie Posts: 239
    I have almost lost a small bale of hay. And still have to loss another one. LOL. :smile:
  • mikedwat
    mikedwat Posts: 1
    Hey, I just started this thing this week. I've lost a human head, but want to lose a 5 gallon bottle of water (or a human leg).
  • meerkat70
    meerkat70 Posts: 4,605 Member
    At last. Proof that homo sapiens is not the only species in which the penis is larger than the brain...
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    I have lost ten brains.

    Some days this seems an entirely plausible scenario! :D
  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
    omg this is screwing with my head so bad. lol
  • frilly7483
    frilly7483 Posts: 56 Member
    I love this! I've lost an elephants penis, and another to go = a supermodel! Hahaha
  • ahmpierce1
    ahmpierce1 Posts: 221 Member
    Lost - Automobile Tire

    Goal - Mid-sized microwave

    Booya!
  • judypriv
    judypriv Posts: 206 Member
    Who goes around weighing elephant penises?

    Thank you. This response made my day! :laugh:

    I lost a human head but need to lose a elephant penis. A big one.
  • Jennibean_1
    Jennibean_1 Posts: 2 Member
    I've got an elephant's heart to go! That's a big difference form the original 2 month old horse I started with!!!

    Thanks for posting... this gave me a big smile! :laugh:
  • boyslie72487
    boyslie72487 Posts: 181 Member
    So far I've lost a bald eagle!!
  • p_barron
    p_barron Posts: 63
    Lost- The amount of cheese the average american eats in a year
    Goal - The amount of oils and fats the average american eats in a year
  • juicewills
    juicewills Posts: 2
    HaHa i plan to loose the worlds largest atlas. I've already lost a turkey!
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