I'm going to lose an elephant penis...

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  • kecarlto
    kecarlto Posts: 49 Member
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    Ha! Cracks me up! I've lost a leg and a guinea pig.

    I wonder what the weight equivalent of losing your mind is because mine is long gone...

    LOL
  • Muslimah1218
    Muslimah1218 Posts: 65 Member
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    I need to lose an Irish setter!
  • theartichoke
    theartichoke Posts: 816 Member
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    I've lost a Bald Eagle still have a 2 month old horse to go. That list still provides no clues as to where my mind went. The search continues.
  • PinkAndSparkle
    PinkAndSparkle Posts: 324
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    If only I could remove my skin...I'd be right on target :wink:
  • PanteraGirl
    PanteraGirl Posts: 566 Member
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    LOL A sperm whales brain!!!!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    I have lost the potatoes an average American eats in a year...
    Yep. Sounds about right.
  • ttaylor68913
    ttaylor68913 Posts: 324 Member
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    my goal is aprox my friend lea who is a fashion model
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
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    What did you do with the elephant penis while you had it?
  • estitom
    estitom Posts: 205 Member
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    I've lost a two year old D: hahaha! :D
  • mandamommy3
    mandamommy3 Posts: 297 Member
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    I've lost an automobile tire, and hope to lose a newborn calf.
  • eileen673
    eileen673 Posts: 41 Member
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    So far I've lost an average 2 y/o and I am hoping to still lose a 2 month old horse. In total I will have lost a new born Giraffe once I reach my goal :)
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
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    3 human heads and a lost Chihuahua....
  • robsgurl
    robsgurl Posts: 97 Member
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    my goal is closer to the a 5000 BTU air conditioner...so far I am at an ostrich egg...=)
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
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    That's amazing!

    My goal would be to lose the World's Largest Ball of Tape! And so far I have lost an average two year old!

    :)

    Just because it's "average" doesn't mean you shouldn't try to find it!

    I've lost a chihuahua and want to lose a 5 gallon bottle of water.
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
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    I want to lose a Bald Eagle, so far I've lost a Human Head...wonder where I put that thing, hmmm
  • HEATHERB500
    HEATHERB500 Posts: 78 Member
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    I've lost a mid size microwave. I am trying to lose a gold bar.
  • DAMNCHARLIE
    DAMNCHARLIE Posts: 569
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    yes I will be losing a penis as well
  • LRodich
    LRodich Posts: 15
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    I've lost the amount of food additives American's consume every year....but I'm shooting for a cinder block.
    :bigsmile:
  • sting5
    sting5 Posts: 408
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    I lost a 2 year old.. If you find him, please keep him for yourself!

    Good One!!!!
  • DanceForever904
    DanceForever904 Posts: 611 Member
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    ive lost the amount of fats and oils an american eats in a year (66 pounds) and my goal is the amount of trash someone takes out a month (120 pounds)

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