I'm going to lose an elephant penis...

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  • tammietifanie
    tammietifanie Posts: 1,496 Member
    BUMP!
  • herstrawberri
    herstrawberri Posts: 347 Member
    LOL...I've lost a fashion model!!
  • kwest_4_fitness
    kwest_4_fitness Posts: 820 Member
    Between my husband and I, we've lost a 17 year old girl. Sometimes I wish it was the actual girl we had lost :grumble: , but I'll be content with over 60 lbs of weight lost for each of us. :drinker:
  • gersoco
    gersoco Posts: 155 Member
    Great post!!... So far I've lost 3-gallons of super premium ice cream on my way to losing a small bail of hay.
  • CyberEd312
    CyberEd312 Posts: 3,536 Member
    I've already lost a average NFL lineman and a human brain... I need to lose an average sperm whales brain and then the Skin surgeon said he is going to remove an average 2 year old worth of skin.... Whew!! lol.....
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    Yay! I lost a tire:drinker: ! Boo ... I still need to lose a microwave .... :sad: but I also want to know who weighs elephant penises for a living! :laugh:
  • hoosier_red
    hoosier_red Posts: 57
    The goal is to lose the Oxford English Dictionary (unabridged) -- so far, I've lost all the additives an American eats in a year, which is a good thing!
  • LesaDave
    LesaDave Posts: 1,480 Member
    Oh, I really like this!! How cute!! Thanks for sharing.
  • LRH64
    LRH64 Posts: 199 Member
    Goal Reached...Lost 10 Dozen Eggs!! :drinker:
  • plantgrrl
    plantgrrl Posts: 436 Member
    Exactly 1 cinder block to go! BTW, if no one has answered the "who goes around weighing elephant penises?" I believe the answer is biologists with a side of poachers.
  • Hoover8it
    Hoover8it Posts: 107 Member
    Human skin
  • dovesgate
    dovesgate Posts: 894 Member
    I've almost lost the elephant penis but I'm trying to lose the fashion model.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I've already lost a average NFL lineman and a human brain... I need to lose an average sperm whales brain and then the Skin surgeon said he is going to remove an average 2 year old worth of skin.... Whew!! lol.....


    Congrats!!! That is AWESOME!!
  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
    I've lost an automobile tire. I'm hoping to lose a cinder block
  • tabulator32
    tabulator32 Posts: 701 Member
    I've lost more than the average two year old but not quite as much cheese as the average American eats in a year.

    Another human head and I'll be right at two bloodhounds.
  • SixCatFaerie
    SixCatFaerie Posts: 690 Member
    So far, I've lost an elephant penis & a guinea pig.

    Now I just need to figure out how to lose a newborn giraffe & I'll be good!
  • ShrinkRapt451
    ShrinkRapt451 Posts: 447 Member
    I am coming up on my NON-average 2 year old (she's 37 lbs), and just over a cinder block. I'm shooting for something between a newborn calf and a 2 month old horse.
  • sophy28
    sophy28 Posts: 72 Member
    I've lost a dozen krispy kreme glazed donuts.... mmmmm..... thats a real shame I was looking forward to eating them. ;)

    I'm GOING to loose somewhere between an average 3 year old and a mid size microwave!
  • AbiNichole
    AbiNichole Posts: 300 Member
    This is hilarious! Love all the success everyone has so far. :laugh:

    Congrats to all! And good luck :flowerforyou:
  • gdwarkaj
    gdwarkaj Posts: 30 Member
    Lol the title alone made me look at this. I was like WHAT??

    I'm aiming to lose a newborn calf (90lbs). So far, I've lost a bald eagle (14lbs).
  • happyfeetrebel1
    happyfeetrebel1 Posts: 1,005 Member
    I've lost an Irish Setter, LOL

    My daughter is 93 lbs..I can't wait til I can LOOK at her and SEE what I've lost in terms of size. That will be a bit odd..but SO COOL :)
  • Moeincognito
    Moeincognito Posts: 126
    Ideally i'd love to lose a baby calf :3
    Not so ideally at least the worlds largest tape ball :<
    I've lost an elephant penis so far (╯°□°）╯
  • mogriff1
    mogriff1 Posts: 325 Member
    I've lost about 10 dozen large eggs! Still have an ostrich's egg to go!
  • ExplorinLauren
    ExplorinLauren Posts: 991 Member
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    My goal is to lose about 65 lbs. so close to an elephant penis. So far I've lost a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream.

    What about you?

    :flowerforyou:


    Lmao.. I was wondering what this thread would be about... so far I've lost a house cat... but I also plan on losing an elephant penis...
  • AABru
    AABru Posts: 610 Member
    I STILL HAVE A TIRE TO LOSE?

    Oh good grief.

    *knuckles drag as she stumbles toward the gym*
    ditto on this, but have lost a whale brain. When all is said and done I'll have lost a microwave!
  • ShrinkRapt451
    ShrinkRapt451 Posts: 447 Member
    Seen this list before; love it. And have replied to it before, I see as i look back.

    Update: I have currently lost an elephant's heart. Goal is a 2-month-old horse (though not a Clydesdale, I'm guessing).
  • crazy8ts
    crazy8ts Posts: 360
    Funny that I've almost lost an automobile tire... and have a "spare tire" to go!
  • kathyc727
    kathyc727 Posts: 187 Member
    Lost almost a tire, but goal is a small bale of hay or maybe even a 5000 BTU air conditioner!
  • Bookworm_Chris
    Bookworm_Chris Posts: 26 Member
    So far, I've lost the equivalent of an average housecat. On my way to the ultimate goal of somewhere between a newborn giraffe and the Oxford English Dictionary. This is some awesome perspective! :D
  • Amberetta82
    Amberetta82 Posts: 153 Member
    I've lost a chihuahua... No, I don't want it back. Paris can have it. I'm wanting to lose a newborn calf for my total goal. That sounds sad.
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