I'm going to lose an elephant penis...

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  • SarahBrown1979
    SarahBrown1979 Posts: 229 Member
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    My goal is to lose about 65 lbs. so close to an elephant penis. So far I've lost a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream.

    What about you?

    :flowerforyou:

    LOL! Congrats on your loss and good luck on losing an elephant penis!

    I've lost a cinder block but my goal is to lose an average adult woman! Thats kinda crazy when you put it into those terms! :embarassed: I need to lose a person!
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,407 Member
    IN before it's shut down.....................................



    .........................................lost an average 2-year-old.................that kid is better off without me!
  • cressievargo
    cressievargo Posts: 392 Member
    I've lost a tire, but need to lose a 2 mo old horse total.
  • Minnesnowtagurl
    Minnesnowtagurl Posts: 406 Member
    Who goes around weighing elephant penises?

    LOL! I've lost an Elephants Penis!
  • iHEARTcardiacnurses
    iHEARTcardiacnurses Posts: 437 Member
    I've lost an elephant penis...I mean, one that's empty because I'm a pound short.

    Hoping to lose the average adult man :D
  • hooligansmom
    hooligansmom Posts: 122 Member
    I've lost the microwave, and am going for the air conditioner...guess I will be short some appliances when i am done.

    I may go for the elephant's penis...
  • NewTeena
    NewTeena Posts: 154 Member
    Who goes around weighing elephant penises?

    LOL! I've lost an Elephants Penis!
    Being penisless suits you!
  • scinamon1
    scinamon1 Posts: 158 Member
    I might cut off my head in the treadmill, and then I'll be fine! :laugh:
  • lizzys
    lizzys Posts: 841 Member
    i lost a avarage two year old
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    LMAO! Ultimate goal is 110 pounds which is just about the red meat an average american eats in a year.

    On another note GROSS! That's why I don't eat any meat besides poultry lol
  • pitbullmama
    pitbullmama Posts: 454 Member
    Lost: average human leg
    Goal: The entire encyclopedia brittanica
    (Guess I better hurry, I hear its not in print anymore)
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    Welp... I'm at the 3-Gal Tub of Premium Ice Cream Right Now... :wink: And I'm going for a Mid-Sized Microwave as my end goal. :happy:

    Your topic is really funny........ :laugh:
  • EmmaR84
    EmmaR84 Posts: 103 Member
    Well, in the last couple of weeks I seem to have lost my head when I want to lose a new born calf
  • Celeigh12
    Celeigh12 Posts: 763 Member
    I've lost 576 Krispy Kreme glazed donuts and a rack of baby back ribs. I'd like to lose another 14 gallons of ice cream. Thought it was only fair to express it in the devils that brought me to this point.
  • NicolioRussell
    NicolioRussell Posts: 273
    I've lost the amount of cheese the average american eats per year...

    and I still need to lose a gold brick!
  • wonderlady71
    wonderlady71 Posts: 13 Member
    I started Monday and so far I'm down an ostrich egg - yay me ! My goal is a gold brick....babysteps!!
  • evonday
    evonday Posts: 141 Member
    I've lost an elephants heart.
    And my goal is to lose an Irish Setter who is 5 lbs overweight. lol. Or a little less then a gold brick.
  • parvati
    parvati Posts: 432 Member
    Who goes around weighing elephant penises?


    No kidding!!! Lol
  • parvati
    parvati Posts: 432 Member
    I've lost the amount of cheese the average american eats per year...

    and I still need to lose a gold brick!

    Me too! Now im trying for a human head!!! Lol this is kind of bizzar!!
  • Meggles63
    Meggles63 Posts: 916 Member
    I've lost a tire...not that big a deal, BUT I HAD to respond so that this topic will show up on my home page...Bwahahahaha!
  • kecarlto
    kecarlto Posts: 49 Member
    Ha! Cracks me up! I've lost a leg and a guinea pig.

    I wonder what the weight equivalent of losing your mind is because mine is long gone...

    LOL
  • Muslimah1218
    Muslimah1218 Posts: 65 Member
    I need to lose an Irish setter!
  • theartichoke
    theartichoke Posts: 816 Member
    I've lost a Bald Eagle still have a 2 month old horse to go. That list still provides no clues as to where my mind went. The search continues.
  • PinkAndSparkle
    PinkAndSparkle Posts: 324
    If only I could remove my skin...I'd be right on target :wink:
  • PanteraGirl
    PanteraGirl Posts: 566 Member
    LOL A sperm whales brain!!!!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I have lost the potatoes an average American eats in a year...
    Yep. Sounds about right.
  • ttaylor68913
    ttaylor68913 Posts: 320 Member
    my goal is aprox my friend lea who is a fashion model
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    What did you do with the elephant penis while you had it?
  • estitom
    estitom Posts: 205 Member
    I've lost a two year old D: hahaha! :D
  • mandamommy3
    mandamommy3 Posts: 297 Member
    I've lost an automobile tire, and hope to lose a newborn calf.
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