I'm going to lose an elephant penis...

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  • eileen673
    eileen673 Posts: 41 Member
    So far I've lost an average 2 y/o and I am hoping to still lose a 2 month old horse. In total I will have lost a new born Giraffe once I reach my goal :)
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
    3 human heads and a lost Chihuahua....
  • robsgurl
    robsgurl Posts: 97 Member
    my goal is closer to the a 5000 BTU air conditioner...so far I am at an ostrich egg...=)
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
    That's amazing!

    My goal would be to lose the World's Largest Ball of Tape! And so far I have lost an average two year old!

    :)

    Just because it's "average" doesn't mean you shouldn't try to find it!

    I've lost a chihuahua and want to lose a 5 gallon bottle of water.
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    I want to lose a Bald Eagle, so far I've lost a Human Head...wonder where I put that thing, hmmm
  • HEATHERB500
    HEATHERB500 Posts: 78 Member
    I've lost a mid size microwave. I am trying to lose a gold bar.
  • DAMNCHARLIE
    DAMNCHARLIE Posts: 569
    yes I will be losing a penis as well
  • LRodich
    LRodich Posts: 15
    I've lost the amount of food additives American's consume every year....but I'm shooting for a cinder block.
    :bigsmile:
  • sting5
    sting5 Posts: 408
    I lost a 2 year old.. If you find him, please keep him for yourself!

    Good One!!!!
  • DanceForever904
    DanceForever904 Posts: 611 Member
    ive lost the amount of fats and oils an american eats in a year (66 pounds) and my goal is the amount of trash someone takes out a month (120 pounds)
  • Justacoffeenut
    Justacoffeenut Posts: 3,749 Member
    If I count what I lost before joining MFP I've lost an elephant's heart so far.
  • Aphrodite3010
    Aphrodite3010 Posts: 65 Member
    I want to lose a 2 month old horse. Yeah that sounds perfect!
  • JoanKB54
    JoanKB54 Posts: 24 Member
    I like this! I have lost a cinder block!
  • itgeekwoman
    itgeekwoman Posts: 804 Member
    I need to lose an Irish Setter!!
  • jbuntu
    jbuntu Posts: 54 Member
    Who goes around weighing elephant penises?

    Other teenage male elephants.
  • izzydino
    izzydino Posts: 254 Member
    i have lost a midsize micro wave and still have a 2 month old horse to go!
  • Stefanie7125
    Stefanie7125 Posts: 462 Member
    I've lost an automobile tire! Wow, that sounds impressive!
  • lifechange12
    lifechange12 Posts: 91 Member
    Lost an ostrich egg - working toward an automobile tire!!
  • nicholettebell
    nicholettebell Posts: 414
    Getting close to losing a baby giraffe!
  • LaurasClimb
    LaurasClimb Posts: 211 Member
    OMG! I love this!
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    Welp. Looks like I gotta lose an irish setter. qq
  • annalee_1
    annalee_1 Posts: 235 Member
    Bump
  • darkmouzy
    darkmouzy Posts: 227 Member
    I've lost a bald eagle...but my goal is a....elephants penis lol xD
  • annalee_1
    annalee_1 Posts: 235 Member
    I need to lose a two month old horse but I only have lost a bald eagle!
  • BrnIdGirl
    BrnIdGirl Posts: 129 Member
    So far I have lost a bald eagle, I'm on my way to losing and average adult man. :bigsmile:
  • rinangel
    rinangel Posts: 35
    awesome post!
    let's see....
    so far I've lost 2 bloodhounds

    and I am down to wanting to lose a human skin....
  • Clarimusic00
    Clarimusic00 Posts: 96 Member
    Lol I've lost 'an average house cat' and hope to lose 'an elephant penis'. LOL thanks for the post. That's amazing!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    a sperm wales brain and this made me laugh SO hard - thanks for the share!! :laugh:
  • PugsMagoo
    PugsMagoo Posts: 15 Member
    I lost a sperm whale's brain
  • ladyluch99
    ladyluch99 Posts: 264 Member
    Well let's see, I've lost a cinder block. Ultimate goal is to lose a 2 month old horse. Still have a ways to go but everyday am getting closer to my goal! YAY! :flowerforyou:
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