Worst pick up lines you've ever heard?
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Dude licks thumb, wipes it on my shirt. Licks his thumb again, wipes it on his shirt. Then says: "Let's get out of these wet clothes." Then he winks.... Creeeepyyyyy0
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You are so lucky I showed up, now you don't have to go home alone.
Wow you look better close up.
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I had a chick ask me this Fri " why my wife let's me come out the house without my wedding ring "
I had another one ask me a few weeks ago " did i think my girl would mind if she bought me a drink"
thirsty females.........0 -
I'm a professional baseball player, so you want to sleep with me now right? uhhhh NO!
Sad thing is, I might. OH Lord I do like baseball players.0 -
"Smell my finger"
....I did. And ended up marrying him.0 -
"Do your pants have a mirror in them, cause I can see my self in them"0
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"Let's skip the small talk, what do you want for breakfast?"0
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I don't really have lines, but just for the pure d-bag route, I have said, "I don't need to know your name, I just wanna know if you're down to *kitten*. While you're marinating on that, I'll be talking to your friend."
Has a 20% success rate.0 -
2 A.M. "I've been looking for the prettiest girl here and I finally found you"0
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"You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to a solicitor. Are you going to come quietly?"0
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You going to be walking alone to your car later?0
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Him: "how much does a polar bear weigh?"
Me: "Oh gee, I don't know. I suppose around 1000 lbs."
Him: "Uhh....enough to break the ice. Can I get your number?"
I actually think that's cute in a cheesy way! lol0 -
I actually had a girl come up to me once and say "I have a name" before ever saying anything beforehand....to which I replied "good for you, it's important to be able to identify yourself"0
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I've had a guy come up to me, put his arm around me, start shaking my body and say, "I really like your peaches wanna shake your tree."
I've had guys ask me where I got "your tits" and I always answer with, "They're home grown."
I've had guys ask me what time I get off (as they smirk at their friend) to which I reply, "Hopefully before you do. And I'd assume that'll be hard to do with you........." then walk away...
Hm....... more?
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice....." yes, it really happened.0 -
A guy who was a harry potter look a like asked me if I wanted to come stay the night at his place after the bar. (I had just met him maybe 10 min before that) I said no and he said "But I just cleaned my room" WTF? Was that supposed to be incentive for me to go home with you. It sounds like something you tell your mom when you're a kid so you can go out to play. Needless to say I did not go home with him but it was a really good laugh for me and my friends.0
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During my brief time on an online dating site: "Unlike most men, I find tall women very attractive." Uh, thank you?0
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"Say girl, lemme holla at you."
First of all, technically you're already "holla"ing at me, second of all, no.0 -
"You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to a solicitor. Are you going to come quietly?"
This one made me laugh pretty hard...0 -
"Wait, are you gay?".... because I go to mostly gay dance clubs in San Francisco.
My response is usually, "no, but if you're my only option I'm considering changing teams."0 -
"Let's skip the small talk, what do you want for breakfast?"
Hahahaha wait I love this one!0
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