Worst pick up lines you've ever heard?
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Him: "how much does a polar bear weigh?"
Me: "Oh gee, I don't know. I suppose around 1000 lbs."
Him: "Uhh....enough to break the ice. Can I get your number?"
haha my bf says this one all the time! (joking around)0 -
"Smell my finger"
....I did. And ended up marrying him.
Well.... what did it smell like? Not chloroform I hope.0 -
My new go-to pickup line:
"Are you Irish? Because my penis is Dublin!"
^ lulz, loveit.
"RU/18 QT" - engineering bar, go figure.0 -
The worst ones I've heard have been said to me when I studied abroad in Italy, and my favorite (and most common) groaner so far has been:
"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something. (Points to ground) It's my heart!"
Ugh.
I also had the same guy ask me out three different times by asking 1) what time it is and 2) if I would like to take a walk around the city with him. Apparently he didn't remember me or my rejections0 -
..this really happened...
Guy: did that hurt?
Me: huh?
Guy: when you fell from heaven?
me:...nawh I think he was glad to get rid of me *walks away*0 -
"Hi. I am unemployed and I live with my parents".0
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Friend in college walked loved tall guys. One night at a bar she walked up to this hot guy and said, "You are so tall and you are so fine..." (Insert my opinion here, bad pick up line) He looked down at her and said, "I am standing on the bar stool."
Not necessarily a pick up line, but one time in college a guy asked me for my number when I was super hammered. I saw him about a month later and he said, "Hey, sorry I never called you, but instead of writing your number on my hand you wrote 'I am the coolest person you will ever meet.'" Classic me.0 -
You going to be walking alone to your car later?
*shudders*0 -
"Wow, can i call you Sister Golden Hair?" -- gah.
"You look amazing for having kids"
"You are smokin for being ___ (fill in age)"
"I see that you are married, but are you happily married?"0 -
"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven." I wasn't even wearing tights double cringe!
"If you were my homework I'd do you everynight."
"Can we share a bath?.. It'd save on water," and that was just last week loveeely! Lol embarrassing.0 -
"I see that you are married, but are you happily married?"
Ew. Skeezy0 -
"You like look my 3rd wife, and I have only been married twice"0
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"You like look my 3rd wife, and I have only been married twice"
Oooooooo I've also heard ' you look like my future ex wife ' yikes0 -
"You like look my 3rd wife, and I have only been married twice"
Oooooooo I've also heard ' you look like my future ex wife ' yikes
I just told him to cut out the middle and consider me a disgruntled ex.. lol0 -
In Amsterdam: "You dance like you're horny. Are you horny?"0
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Believe it or not, this works all the time...
Does this smell like chloroform?
You never cease to make me laugh out loud and/or snort whatever beverage I am unlucky enough to be drinking when reading this stuff!0 -
Daddy's home!0
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"You've got great muscle tone for a fat girl"0
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Not really a pick up line necessarily but I once got asked by a woman at the bar if she could have my shirt cuz her brother would really like it. Nope sorry, I am not taking my shirt off in the bar...0
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Funny you should post this. Saturday I had the misfortune of having a married man hit on me.
Upon hearing I was tired, he responded with: Oh! I'd keep you up all night AND leave you with bruises.
... It was THE most bizarre thing ever.
He turned beat red after seeing my reaction and quickly back peddled.0
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