Worst pick up lines you've ever heard?

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  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,292 Member
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    Gawd...

    "I want to take you to my hotel room and **** you for 8 hours. No - make that 10 - I just thought of something else I want to try"

    I mean - srsly?
  • jfrog123
    jfrog123 Posts: 432 Member
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    See that chic over there? That's my ex-girlfriend. Wanna help me make her jealous?

    That shirt looks good on you. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.

    That dress is very becoming. Of course, if I were on you I'd be coming too.

    Excuse me, I'm a member of the tattoo patrol and I need to see yours.

    Back in the days of pay phones: Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams.

    And my favorite..... Nice shoes. Wanna f&$k? *And it worked!
  • sbeisel1
    sbeisel1 Posts: 181
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    I kid you not, I actualy had this said to me at a bar, the guy had been following me around making me uncomfortable. he finally caught up to me and said, "You're really pretty, you remind me of my sister, d'ya wanna dance?" uh... no.:noway: :laugh:
  • Nucky719
    Nucky719 Posts: 143
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    This was actually said to me in a club.

    "YOU NEED TO QUIT PLAYIN AND GIVE ME YOUR MOTHER F*CKIN PHONE NUMBER!"

    And yes he was yelling lol.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    This was actually said to me in a club.

    "YOU NEED TO QUIT PLAYIN AND GIVE ME YOUR MOTHER F*CKIN PHONE NUMBER!"

    And yes he was yelling lol.

    I know that dude. He's hilarious. And abusive.
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
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    bump for later.

    The very first time I talked to my husband (met him on a phone call when he answered my friend's phone) he said, "I can't talk. I am not comfortable talking to women."

    We've been married over 10 years. LOL
  • delilah47
    delilah47 Posts: 1,658
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    Believe it or not, this works all the time...

    Does this smell like chloroform?

    you naughty!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sabrina32576
    sabrina32576 Posts: 364 Member
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    Security guy in my building - "if your husband doesn't appreciate you i will" Yuck. I hide from him now.
  • MrsB123111
    MrsB123111 Posts: 535 Member
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    "Do you have a band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell in love with you"
    "Are those space pants? Because you *kitten* is outta this world"

    My favorite was the time when a guy told me his name was "Goose" and he was a contract killer for the government... Really?
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
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    "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Sunnyside up or fertilised??"
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
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    "are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I see ;)" ..............shoot me...just shoot me.. hahaha

    I've had this one before when I was with my friends on the beach!!! hahaha T
  • mgmlap
    mgmlap Posts: 1,377 Member
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    I was told I looked good for my age...seriously?!!?!?
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Him: Are you Greek?
    Me: No.
    Him: Oh, you look like a Greek Goddess.....

    (...something along those lines...lol My fiance used that one on me)......
  • Fockertots
    Fockertots Posts: 221
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    Have you met Ted?

    Legen- WAIT FOR IT -dary.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    her: "I'm drunk and its late, what to get out of here?"

    Me: "ummmm, I not"

    she was sloppy drunk, which is a turn off for me. I want it to be a active bad choice on the person part, not booze. :laugh:
  • MissTattoo
    MissTattoo Posts: 1,203 Member
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    We owe it to society to breed our perfection.

    O_O I accepted his drink and walked away laughing.
  • jonnyb62
    jonnyb62 Posts: 426
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    Going back to my college days for this one:

    Him: "Hi, I'm tri-sexual."

    Her: "Tri-sexual, what's that?"

    Him: "With you, I'd try anything sexual."
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
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    Let's see:

    That shirt is very becoming, if I were on you I'd be coming too.

    And the worst and by far the creepiest is some guy who looked at me and asked:
    "If I buy you a drink can I get a blow job?" --WTF did you just say?

    I was thrown out of the bar due to my reaction to that one!
  • Brandongood
    Brandongood Posts: 311 Member
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    Walk up to a table of random attractive women and say, "Sorry Im late, traffic was CRAZY!"

    Go up to a chick with a big smile on your face and tell her that you saved 50 bucks on your car insurance.

    Its random and goofy and they'll either laugh or give you a wierd look, but who cares?
  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,015 Member
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    Man: Hello...I'm X... I'd do you.
    Me: Hello...I'm Leslie..and the feeling is not mutual.

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