Worst pick up lines you've ever heard?

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  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    "are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I see ;)" ..............shoot me...just shoot me.. hahaha

    I've had this one before when I was with my friends on the beach!!! hahaha T
  • mgmlap
    mgmlap Posts: 1,377 Member
    I was told I looked good for my age...seriously?!!?!?
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    Him: Are you Greek?
    Me: No.
    Him: Oh, you look like a Greek Goddess.....

    (...something along those lines...lol My fiance used that one on me)......
  • Fockertots
    Fockertots Posts: 221
    Have you met Ted?

    Legen- WAIT FOR IT -dary.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    her: "I'm drunk and its late, what to get out of here?"

    Me: "ummmm, I not"

    she was sloppy drunk, which is a turn off for me. I want it to be a active bad choice on the person part, not booze. :laugh:
  • MissTattoo
    MissTattoo Posts: 1,203 Member
    We owe it to society to breed our perfection.

    O_O I accepted his drink and walked away laughing.
  • jonnyb62
    jonnyb62 Posts: 426
    Going back to my college days for this one:

    Him: "Hi, I'm tri-sexual."

    Her: "Tri-sexual, what's that?"

    Him: "With you, I'd try anything sexual."
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
    Let's see:

    That shirt is very becoming, if I were on you I'd be coming too.

    And the worst and by far the creepiest is some guy who looked at me and asked:
    "If I buy you a drink can I get a blow job?" --WTF did you just say?

    I was thrown out of the bar due to my reaction to that one!
  • Brandongood
    Brandongood Posts: 311 Member
    Walk up to a table of random attractive women and say, "Sorry Im late, traffic was CRAZY!"

    Go up to a chick with a big smile on your face and tell her that you saved 50 bucks on your car insurance.

    Its random and goofy and they'll either laugh or give you a wierd look, but who cares?
  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,014 Member
    Man: Hello...I'm X... I'd do you.
    Me: Hello...I'm Leslie..and the feeling is not mutual.
  • LilRedPitViper
    LilRedPitViper Posts: 104
    "Smell my finger"

    ....I did. And ended up marrying him.

    Well.... what did it smell like? Not chloroform I hope.

    It smelled like a finger. I should have added that he had licked it prior to shoving it in my face. And the proceeded to dry it off on my shoulder. ... such a romantic. :/
  • logicandlove
    logicandlove Posts: 191 Member
    "Hey girl, I like the way you coordinate your colors"

    This was delivered to me at the age of 15, by a guy at least in his 20s, in the dairy department of a grocery store.

    The whole experience was just, creepy.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Worst:

    "Hey, good song right?" *bops head to music* "Can I come home with you?"

    Best:

    *Guy in front of me at bar ordering drinks for friends turns around* "Hey, what are you having?" *Turns back to bar and orders my drink, pays for it, and walks away*

    FTW:

    "You're beautiful."

    It's all in the delivery.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    *innuendo voice* "what do you like for breakfast?"
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Ew, I forgot about the time I was 8, and some old dude told me "In ten mo' years, you're gonna be allllll right". At fifteen, some old dude came up to me and asked "Do you need help takin' care uh that baby?". Uhm, no. She is my sister, and you aren't getting anywhere near her, Peen Face.

    My friend and I were shopping with my family when I was a teenager. These guys didn't dare come over with my family around, but they followed us with a radio, playing "Please, Don't Go" by NKOTB. Cute.
  • springermad
    springermad Posts: 242
    'here's 20p call your parents and tell them you are not coming home tonight'
  • silvabelle89
    silvabelle89 Posts: 76
    "go easy on the beer, or your not gonna be able to fit in that little dress of yours. A moment on the lips, forever on the hips"

    #fail
  • Skywalker_Dub
    Skywalker_Dub Posts: 29
    Funniest thing I have ever heard anyone say to another woman was my bestfriend to a girl we were shooting pool with at a pub. And I quote... (So... I was wondering if I could wear your *kitten* as a hat?)

    I died laughing!!! Needless to say she was not flattered. weird huh?
  • Firefighter_Jay
    Firefighter_Jay Posts: 426 Member
    Let's see:

    That shirt is very becoming, if I were on you I'd be coming too.
    !

    Damnit, that's the one I was gonna say!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Let's see:

    That shirt is very becoming, if I were on you I'd be coming too.
    That worked for Monica Lewenski
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    Sitting next to a guy in a college class, he says he's hungry.
    I get up to take a test paper to the front, run my fingers through his hair and say: "I've got something you can eat."

    *We've been married 18-years. :wink:
  • Deanthedog
    Deanthedog Posts: 122 Member
    grab a napkin and write this on it

    i wanna &*rz

    then hand it to them ...you know you have a winner when they look at you with a dirty grin
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,227 Member
    grab a napkin and write this on it

    i wanna &*rz

    then hand it to them ...you know you have a winner when they look at you with a dirty grin

    ROFPMSL - you rock!
  • SueGremlin
    SueGremlin Posts: 1,066 Member
    Security guy in my building - "if your husband doesn't appreciate you i will" Yuck. I hide from him now.
    I'd turn him in for that.
  • clairesharp
    clairesharp Posts: 4
    eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Hang in there. There are a few good men out there. I have one and sorry, but I'm not giving him up!
  • rebecca_d35
    rebecca_d35 Posts: 131
    "Hey. Are you her nanny?"
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    "Can I buy you a drink or would you rather have the money?"
  • Deanthedog
    Deanthedog Posts: 122 Member
    grab a napkin and write this on it

    i wanna &*rz

    then hand it to them ...you know you have a winner when they look at you with a dirty grin

    ROFPMSL - you rock!

    haha thanx
  • jennapony
    jennapony Posts: 73 Member
    I was outside the gay bar with my lesbian best friend and some random guy walks up to us

    "I've been checking out all the ladies in there and I think the two of you are my best chance for a 2 on 1 tonight . . . whatya say?"
  • TrueBlueBruin78
    TrueBlueBruin78 Posts: 311 Member
    Girl bumps into me at the bar and mummers, "How does a girl get a drink around here?" I point to the bartender and said he'll take care of you and I walked away.

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