"Hey Fat *kitten*!"

ValerieMartini2Olives

I was out riding my bicycle a little while ago. Some clown yelled out his window:

"Hey fat *kitten*, get on the sidewalk!"

Let's analyze this for a second.

1) When you're on a bicycle, you are not supposed to ride on the sidewalk because you are OPERATING A VEHICLE. You are supposed to ride on the street at much as possible. Sidewalks are for pedestrians.

2) I'm on a bicycle, for cryin' out loud. I'm on the bike, I'm a fat *kitten*. I'm not on the bike, I'm a fat *kitten*. You can't have it both ways. Obviously I'm well aware of the fact I'm fat, that's why my *kitten* is on a bike!

sammys1girly

You are correct about the sidewalks...illegal for adults to ride on them in my town. As far as the fat part, if you're on a bike, at least it cushions your butt a lil' Keep it up!

ttaylor68913

I was out riding my bicycle a little while ago. Some clown yelled out his window:

"Hey fat *kitten*, get on the sidewalk!"

Let's analyze this for a second.

1) When you're on a bicycle, you are not supposed to ride on the sidewalk because you are OPERATING A VEHICLE. You are supposed to ride on the street at much as possible. Sidewalks are for pedestrians.

2) I'm on a bicycle, for cryin' out loud. I'm on the bike, I'm a fat *kitten*. I'm not on the bike, I'm a fat *kitten*. You can't have it both ways. Obviously I'm well aware of the fact I'm fat, that's why my *kitten* is on a bike!

lord people are such @$$'s! keep doing what your doing. they can deal with it or not. not your problem!

inetgirl

People are so rude.. I had someone yell out their window for me to run faster one day.... I pretended I didn't hear them. It's not like these people were out biking or running.

WhittRak

He was probably ugly. LOL!!! Screw him.

JennieAL

Not time to analyze... time to kick that b******'s *kitten*. Turn around on your bike and kick that moron's *kitten*!

fordgal41

Well... IF you have a fat *kitten*, then at least you can lose weight. That person is stuck with stupid.

Seriously, whenever I'm doing some sort of exercise that I don't like, I chant to myself.. "Move it, Lard *kitten*". Use it as postive motivation.

xYumzx

I'd have said thanks for noticing my FAT *kitten* its pretty sexy.... screw them.......... they are probably denied the love boat

CMcBryer

Haters gonna hate.

Some douches just have to put others down to feel good about themselves or impress their equally douchey friends. You should have got the license plate and tracked it down. Then slash the tires, but I'm a vindictive SOB, so you probably shouldn't do that now that I think about it.

fayefaye71

YOU should have replied Hey Dumb *kitten* you should read the law before you open your trap and as far as my *kitten* I can lose it but your will be dumb forever, cause you just can't fix it

BrianSharpe

I was out riding my bicycle a little while ago. Some clown yelled out his window:

"Hey fat *kitten*, get on the sidewalk!"

Let's analyze this for a second.

1) When you're on a bicycle, you are not supposed to ride on the sidewalk because you are OPERATING A VEHICLE. You are supposed to ride on the street at much as possible. Sidewalks are for pedestrians.

Absolutely agree - it drives me insane when I see teenagers / adults riding bikes on the sidewalk (little kids not so much)

2) I'm on a bicycle, for cryin' out loud. I'm on the bike, I'm a fat *kitten*. I'm not on the bike, I'm a fat *kitten*. You can't have it both ways. Obviously I'm well aware of the fact I'm fat, that's why my *kitten* is on a bike!

How fat was the clown who yelled at you? Probably just jealous, you're making positive changes in your life while he's sitting in his car just doing the same old same old.

Surprisingly the only negative comment I've ever had running was "Run, Forrest, Run" .

lisaidem

I know you are right about not riding on sidewalks, but I despise bikers, especially in the city. I'm sure that could open up a floodgate, so I won't go on.

But seriously, I'm a danger to every man, woman, and child in every car, on any side of the road, when I ride my bike in the street. I can fall over at any minute, with or without the assistance of rocks, potholes, or cigarette butts. Please let me ride on the sidewalk in peace.

coke281

I'm glad your not letting that put you down, some people are just so ignorant and complete idiots. at least your trying to do something about it and yes your right you are operating a machine. from what i know your suppose to ride on the street not the sidewalks.
your going to come across so many of these moronic people , dont listen just keep your head up high!!

tabik30

Not time to analyze... time to kick that b******'s *kitten*. Turn around on your bike and kick that moron's *kitten*!

I second this^

reshapemariah21

They are called sideWALKS for a reason. Not a "sidebike" lol I have rude people like that in my neighborhood too. Eff em. They will be hollering at you to come closer once you hit your goal so you get the last laugh. :laugh:

pholbert

Do what people do when they are OPERATNG A VEHICLE, give them the finger.

DivaDiane

His fat *kitten* was sitting in a car. 'nuf said.

ValerieMartini2Olives

I knew you would all understand my frustration. I freakin' hate people.

Reeny1_8

I'm glad your not letting that put you down, some people are just so ignorant and complete idiots. at least your trying to do something about it and yes your right you are operating a machine. from what i know your suppose to ride on the street not the sidewalks.
your going to come across so many of these moronic people , dont listen just keep your head up high!!

I completely agree ^^^

CountryBoy65

I was out riding my bicycle a little while ago. Some clown yelled out his window:

"Hey fat *kitten*, get on the sidewalk!"

Let's analyze this for a second.

1) When you're on a bicycle, you are not supposed to ride on the sidewalk because you are OPERATING A VEHICLE. You are supposed to ride on the street at much as possible. Sidewalks are for pedestrians.

2) I'm on a bicycle, for cryin' out loud. I'm on the bike, I'm a fat *kitten*. I'm not on the bike, I'm a fat *kitten*. You can't have it both ways. Obviously I'm well aware of the fact I'm fat, that's why my *kitten* is on a bike!

Nothing wrong with him....nothing that a 45 caliber hydroshock to the base of the skull wouldn't cure anyway.....

mama2shi

Some people suck. They make themselves feel better by belittling others. I never did understand that, but maybe that is because I am not miserable in life. Keep doing what you are doing and screw the haters

tabik30

And btw you are an awesome girl for getting out there and exercising! Keep up the good work sweetie! He'll be wanting that sweet *kitten* here soon and you can tell him to kiss it!

Juliejustsaying

let me guess they were probably driving a lexus with a sexy blonde sitting next to them counting all their money. NO? seriously? Well then maybe they should do some exercising themselves to improve their supremely lacking in self esteem, small penis self.

Actually, I remember being called a fat *kitten* by a group of teenagers joy riding once, I weight 98lbs at the time. go figure.

In general, I would say that is why God gave you that middle finger, girl. lol

Keep up the good work.

ValerieMartini2Olives

I live in a college town with a lot of young-people-whose-parents-have-too-much-money-for-their-own-good along with a mix of hillbillies. Needless to say it's an eclectic mix of people who are just plain rude.

savdbygrac

Next time blow them a kiss then yell, "NOW, kiss MY fat *kitten*!"

I hate when people act like this! HOWEVER, we are on a popular bike racing path where we live and these ding dongs ride in the middle of the road in GROUPS and won't move over or thin out so you can pass them! It's 50 MPH! That does drive me insane, but I'm not yelling at them!

InnerFatGirl

I was out riding my bicycle a little while ago. Some clown yelled out his window:

"Hey fat *kitten*, get on the sidewalk!"

Let's analyze this for a second.

1) When you're on a bicycle, you are not supposed to ride on the sidewalk because you are OPERATING A VEHICLE. You are supposed to ride on the street at much as possible. Sidewalks are for pedestrians.

2) I'm on a bicycle, for cryin' out loud. I'm on the bike, I'm a fat *kitten*. I'm not on the bike, I'm a fat *kitten*. You can't have it both ways. Obviously I'm well aware of the fact I'm fat, that's why my *kitten* is on a bike!

You're the bigger person in this. He's a flipping asshat :-)

Tandi_S

Things like this make me angry. First off, obviously you are healthily exercising, he is not. Second, why is what you're doing any concern of his other than he has to legally share the road? Is the road his? Obviously this DB has self-confidence issues himself.

I third (or fourth probalby by the time I get done typing this) that you whip your bike around and do a little *kitten* kicking...or at least give him the 'finger of well-being.'



Many many many people are just idiotic. Keep up the good work!

ValerieMartini2Olives

let me guess they were probably driving a lexus with a sexy blonde sitting next to them counting all their money. NO? seriously? Well then maybe they should do some exercising themselves to improve their supremely lacking in self esteem, small penis self.

Actually, I remember being called a fat *kitten* by a group of teenagers joy riding once, I weight 98lbs at the time. go figure.

In general, I would say that is why God gave you that middle finger, girl. lol

Keep up the good work.

It was like three young *kitten* in some crappy Toyota or something.

garyobesedeleted

I have a fat *kitten*

JanetLM73

So not cool....oh and while I was on my walk yesterday I was almost hit by someone riding a bike on the sidewalk :grumble:

Keep up the good work!!

HizGlory

It's idiots that that keep larger people from exercising. You're d@mned if you do, and you're d@mned if you don't. Keep doing your thing honey...that fool probably couldn't ride a bike anyway!! :laugh: