"Hey Fat *kitten*!"

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  • pbajwally
    pbajwally Posts: 210 Member
    Haters gonna hate.

    Some douches just have to put others down to feel good about themselves or impress their equally douchey friends. You should have got the license plate and tracked it down. Then slash the tires, but I'm a vindictive SOB, so you probably shouldn't do that now that I think about it.

    ^^Hahahaha! YES. Love this.
  • rayleansout
    rayleansout Posts: 234
    Wish I had been there, to see your *kitten* and then I wold rammed the dude, and stuck his head up his *kitten*!
  • CanuckLove
    CanuckLove Posts: 673 Member
    People are idiots. I hope it fuels your motivation rather than discourages you. Great job for getting out there and riding your bike. F*** everyone else.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    I actually advocate riding bicycles on sidewalks in most places.. but it depends on the exact situation.
    Its just safer for everyone.


    not exactly on topic, but thats my opinion on that. :tongue:

    how is it safer? if I got hit by a cyclist on the pavement/sidewalk I'd sure as hell not be impressed

    simple.. in big citys, this doestn apply, but for the majority of america.. the sidewalks are empty.
    so if you're not a retard (and I know, alot of people are) you can ride your bike on the sidewalk, and if there are people in the sidewalk ahead, then move into the street when its safe, and back off again.

    in anycase, its safer for the guy on the bicycle.. I know any pedestrian wouldnt like it, but i sure as hell would rather hit them then get hit by a car. lol.
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    Wish I had been there, to see your *kitten* and then I wold rammed the dude, and stuck his head up his *kitten*!

    I like you. :)
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    I know you are right about not riding on sidewalks, but I despise bikers, especially in the city. I'm sure that could open up a floodgate, so I won't go on.

    But seriously, I'm a danger to every man, woman, and child in every car, on any side of the road, when I ride my bike in the street. I can fall over at any minute, with or without the assistance of rocks, potholes, or cigarette butts. Please let me ride on the sidewalk in peace.

    yeah most of the cyclists i see want the respect but wont stop at stop signs and stop lights.

    also why do they say ride with the flow of traffic? i prefer to see the cars coming at me so i have warning if i notice a driver who is swerving. so many people are not paying attention(texting, children, etc..)
  • I think I heard him actually say, "Hey bad *kitten*, pull to the side so we can talk!" And then he whispered to himself with heading hanging down, "who am I kidding. I'm a loser in a car, with no teeth, no social skills, and no respect for myself let alone people around me. Strong, powerful, confident women with mad biking skills are out of my league." Then he went home to his mom's house and cried for being such a loser. I'm 99% sure that's what really happened. :wink: Keep on riding!
  • CanuckLove
    CanuckLove Posts: 673 Member
    PS lovin the douche canoe LMAO
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    I think I heard him actually say, "Hey bad *kitten*, pull to the side so we can talk!" And then he whispered to himself with heading hanging down, "who am I kidding. I'm a loser in a car, with no teeth, no social skills, and no respect for myself let alone people around me. Strong, powerful, confident women with mad biking skills are out of my league." Then he went home to his mom's house and cried for being such a loser. I'm 99% sure that's what really happened. :wink: Keep on riding!

    ^^^ My favorite comment so far. Love it.
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    I think someone had too much haterade! At least your *kitten* is moving - unlike theirs!
  • omg...................wtf is wrong with people????
    i recently met a super lady and we got to talking and she told me that when she was younger she was a lot heavier and that once she was walking home and some mean boys in her neighborhood drove by and threw a box of donuts at her.....and now this.....seriously what is going on in this world. I am so shocked by peoples cruelty.....it makes me sick.

    Ignore this idiot.
    u no what if we were all the same size and shape....it wud be a pretty boring place!!
  • amymarie8709
    amymarie8709 Posts: 329 Member
    Nothing wrong with him....nothing that a 45 caliber hydroshock to the base of the skull wouldn't cure anyway.....
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    This is something my husband would say!!! hahahahahaa. Sorry, Thought it was funny!
  • farmers_daughter
    farmers_daughter Posts: 1,632 Member
    When all else fails yell back:

    "YOU'RE UGLY AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY"
  • outtanms
    outtanms Posts: 237 Member
    You can't fix stupid....not even with duct tape.
  • People are terrible. I recently was walking and this guy in a truck was like rolling with me as I was walking. I had my head phones in but he literally was hitting on me. I didnt say anything, kept walking. When I didnt respond, he was like its your loss I bet you dont get a lot of offers for sex because your so chunky. In my head im thinking. Um, excuse me you're trying to pick up a stranger on the side of the road, making them feel like a hooker when they are trying to exercise, and then you insult me. Also Im happily married and even though Im chunky I have heaps of sex LOL I mean wtf people are so ****ing rude.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    I know you are right about not riding on sidewalks, but I despise bikers, especially in the city. I'm sure that could open up a floodgate, so I won't go on.

    But seriously, I'm a danger to every man, woman, and child in every car, on any side of the road, when I ride my bike in the street. I can fall over at any minute, with or without the assistance of rocks, potholes, or cigarette butts. Please let me ride on the sidewalk in peace.

    yeah most of the cyclists i see want the respect but wont stop at stop signs and stop lights.

    also why do they say ride with the flow of traffic? i prefer to see the cars coming at me so i have warning if i notice a driver who is swerving. so many people are not paying attention(texting, children, etc..)

    exactly.
    Thats why i personally believe they should NOT be subject to specific laws, but rather be responsible for their own safety...
    sometimes its proper to go with traffic.
    sometimes its proper to watch the traffic come toward you
    sometimes its proper to get off the damn road and run on the sidewalk or grass
    sometimes its proper to hold the middle of the street lane to protect your space.


    as for blowing stop signs and traffic lights.. let them.
    it harms no one if they're paying attention.
    it mostly harms them if they're not.
    theres no point enforcing it most of the time.
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    People are terrible. I recently was walking and this guy in a truck was like rolling with me as I was walking. I had my head phones in but he literally was hitting on me. I didnt say anything, kept walking. When I didnt respond, he was like its your loss I bet you dont get a lot of offers for sex because your so chunky. In my head im thinking. Um, excuse me you're trying to pick up a stranger on the side of the road, making them feel like a hooker when they are trying to exercise, and then you insult me. Also Im happily married and even though Im chunky I have heaps of sex LOL I mean wtf people are so ****ing rude.

    I have had similar situations where someone hits on me and when I turn them down I'm suddenly too fat. I was the exact size now as I was when you hit on me 5 minutes ago. And I wasn't too fat then so how am I too fat now? People are seriously f'in amazing.
  • wapan
    wapan Posts: 219 Member
    Savant! What a moron he is! People yell nonsense all the time. When I was with my running group and we were doing our warm up, somebody yelled, "You're supposed to be running!" Um, duh, but we do need to warm up. Then another time, we were running past a group of high fratboys and they started running with us as a joke and they reeked of pot. One of the ladies politely asked them to back off. I really hope you don't let this discourage you. It's not fair, it's unkind but it happens. At least you know, we've got your back!
  • whencynstops
    whencynstops Posts: 109 Member
    I see people larger than me out walking who can barely make it around the block and I feel guilty for driving and not being out there exercising myself. I want to yell encouragement at them and say "good for you!" but don't for fear they will only hear part of it and think I am mocking them. :wink:
  • rsmblue
    rsmblue Posts: 353 Member
    His fat *kitten* was sitting in a car. 'nuf said.

    I 2nd this!
  • Ruger2506
    Ruger2506 Posts: 309 Member
    Sucks people have to act like.

    I'll admit it though, I'm not a fan of bicyclists. At least the ones that think they own the road.

    If you are a bicyclist...... PLEASE USE YOUR HEAD. Me in my truck weigh in around 6,000#. You on your bike are under 200#. Even if you legally have the right of way you'll be dead and I'll be hosing your brains off my grill. Pay attention and know what's happening around you.

    I almost got into a fist fight last summer cause some bicyclist elitist douche was convinced he didn't need to signal or look when he changed lanes. According to him, he "has every legal right to be there."
  • ttaylor68913
    ttaylor68913 Posts: 320 Member
    If you let yourself be defeated by this salt-of-the-earth poor excuse for a male then he wins the satisfaction and you are left feeling worse. Dont let this get into your head or bring you down. Just take it as motivation from an unexpected source!

    On an unrelated note:
    Just got a bike and my *kitten* hurts on it! Is this normal? I havent used a bike in over 4 years, after I broke my leg. I was told that I will get used to it and the pain will go away. I am shakingly awkward on the bike currently. Gotta get my bike legs back

    i bought a bigger seat for my bike helped a bunch
  • Miss♥Ivi
    Miss♥Ivi Posts: 461
    I happen to like my fat *kitten* but that's no reason to be called one :laugh:

    Next time, ride back and moon him. :smile:
  • leannems
    leannems Posts: 516 Member
    Anyone who felt compelled to yell that at you from their car has SERIOUS issues.

    Their self worth comes from putting you down. Dude - how awful must you feel about yourself to take the time to roll down your window and yell at someone riding their bike? Never mind they were mistaken on the law - this person thinks so little of themselves that they'll take the opportunity to yell at random strangers to feel powerful.

    If that's how this guy gets his rocks off, feel bad for him (or don't - just know that he hates himself). Most bottom feeders put down people they know, but to do it to strangers - sheesh, he must think he's a real piece of *kitten*.
  • leannems
    leannems Posts: 516 Member
    also why do they say ride with the flow of traffic? i prefer to see the cars coming at me so i have warning if i notice a driver who is swerving. so many people are not paying attention(texting, children, etc..)

    You're supposed to ride with the flow of traffic so your turns flow in the same direction. For example, if you ride against traffic, and want to turn right, there's no way to signal to the people behind you that you're going to cross them (because you're now on the opposite side of the road). So you would have to turn in front of a car that had no idea you were coming.

    I think the the real problem most of you have isn't with bikers; it's with the lack of bike lanes. Here you can get a ticket if you're on a bike and don't stop at lights, stop signs, use the turn lanes (unless you get off your bike and walk it at the signal - just like pedestrians). They treat you just like a car.
  • ladykate7
    ladykate7 Posts: 206 Member
    Don't let it bother you. Minneapolis is becoming a very bicycle friendly city. Pisses me off as a driver but love it as a cyclist.

    I'm pretty sure Minneapolis is THE #1 bike friendly city in the country. I lived there my whole life until a few months ago and I miss how aware people were of a biker's right to the rode. There are rules/ laws for everyone(cars, motorcycles, bikes, pedestrians) to get along on the streets safely, its when people act like they don't apply to them. I hate when pedestrians cross on a red light and make me have to slow down because they won't hurry their *kitten* across the street - so I honk at them.

    No one driving likes having to crawl along behind or scoot around a biker - which is why bike lanes were created. And yes, sometimes it is safer to ride on the sidewalk. Of course the biker could get off their bike and walk when doing that.

    It takes all kinds... meaning there are just as many self-important drivers as there are righteous bikers. I've commuted by car, bus, walking and bike. And have an appreciation for what it's like to be each when dealing with other people on the road/ sidewalk.

    It boils down to general courtesy. Give a person a break when you catch yourself being road-rage over someone in your way. The road is for everyone, not just people in cars.

    - End soap box rant :devil:

    @ OP - I feel yeah. It sucks to be heckled. With a car / bike interaction the biker is always in more danger. And being heckled can be frightening and infuriating. Especially when you're in the right and they drive away before you get a chance to heckle back. But honestly, its a bad idea to get into it through a window with a driver. They aren't going to change if they are brazen enough to heckle in the first place.
  • ladykate7
    ladykate7 Posts: 206 Member
    I happen to like my fat *kitten* but that's no reason to be called one :laugh:

    Next time, ride back and moon him. :smile:

    :laugh: stand up on your pedals and give your butt a slap!
  • snewsome7
    snewsome7 Posts: 189
    1) Good for you for gettin out on the bike and wanting to be healthy!

    2) He was obviously looking long enough for his dumb brain to think of something to say, so he obviously liked it if he looked that long. Usually when things are not pleasing to look at I look away quickly. He looked..thought of a comment...opened the window....got enough air to yell a comment...and then possibly waited for a reaction (so he could look at your butt for longer). haha

    :]

    My butt is huge and I love it. And if I ever get comments like that I usually reply "well my boyfriend likes it" or something just as lame haha.
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    Before I read this post, my #1 wish was that bicyclists would not have the same rights as cars on the road. Now, that is my #2 wish after wishing that douchenozzle who yelled at you would spontaneously implode.
  • lmarshel
    lmarshel Posts: 674 Member
    People are so rude.. I had someone yell out their window for me to run faster one day.... I pretended I didn't hear them. It's not like these people were out biking or running.

    I run in my neighborhood at 4:30 in the morning...in the pitch black dark when everyone else is (probably) still in bed. I have had people yell out their car windows at me and honk their horns at me. All I can think is that SOME people are still trying to sleep. I seriously don't know what gets into people.

    Whatever happened to common courtesy...If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Sorry you had to experience that. :noway: