CHEESY JOKES THREAD

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  • Carlyannabelle
    Carlyannabelle Posts: 621 Member
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    What do you call twin brothers with no arms and no legs hanging by a window?

    Kurt N' Rod!!
  • jaygregz
    jaygregz Posts: 104
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    What do you call twin brothers with no arms and no legs hanging by a window?

    Kurt N' Rod!!

    What do you call a man under a car?

    Jack
  • dommie06
    dommie06 Posts: 46 Member
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    whats sadder than a fly in your soup


    cancer
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!". The grasshopper says, "You have a drink called Steve?".
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
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    2 cows in a field. 1 said 'moo'.
    The other said ' i was gonna f*****g say that!!
    this one was the funniest, I'm sorry this made me giggle at work :laugh:
  • kristen807
    kristen807 Posts: 361
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    If bad jokes were sausages, this one would be the wurst. d(*.*d)
  • xxxray
    xxxray Posts: 301 Member
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    My mate's addicted to brake fluid ... I tell him I worry about him but he reckons he can stop any time he wants.
  • missmgray
    missmgray Posts: 152 Member
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    What do clouds wear under their clothes?

    Thunderwear.

    Awesome!!

    Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
    'Cause he was feeling crumby.

    or

    Why were the baby strawberries crying?
    'Cause their mommy was in a jam.

    :laugh:
  • stomachflu
    stomachflu Posts: 134 Member
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    I just watched a movie with Johnny Depp
    I have no idea how he got into my house!
  • dommie06
    dommie06 Posts: 46 Member
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    Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.
  • rjt1000
    rjt1000 Posts: 700 Member
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    It's friday, I'm stuck at work for another two hours.

    let's share our awful cheesy jokes, I'll start:

    Have you heard the one about the unsharpened pencil? don't worry about it, it's pointless

    Knock knock
    who's there?
    To
    To Who?
    To WHOM!

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