CHEESY JOKES THREAD

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  • FORIANN
    FORIANN Posts: 273 Member
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    What's small and screams and can't turn corners?

    A baby....with a spear through it.
  • b3kah5
    b3kah5 Posts: 280 Member
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    What do u call a deer with no eyes?

    No idea.

    An oldie but a goodie

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    Still no idear

    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and that has been neutered?

    Still no f@6&en idear.
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    I saw a pirate walking down the street the other day and he had a steering wheel sticking out of his fly, so I said to him " hey, you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly" and he replied "aarrgghh, and it's driving me nuts".
  • rachelleahsmom
    rachelleahsmom Posts: 442 Member
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    Thanks for the laughs!

    Two olives were ona plate. One fell off. The other asked "are you okay?"
    It responded "I'll live"
  • b3kah5
    b3kah5 Posts: 280 Member
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    My six year old made this up-
    I don't want to see the "Hunger Games" because I don't like cooking shows."
  • b3kah5
    b3kah5 Posts: 280 Member
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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    A fsh

    What do you call a fish with 8 eyes?

    f i i i i i i i i sh
  • HBL2012
    HBL2012 Posts: 31
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    My six year old made this up-
    I don't want to see the "Hunger Games" because I don't like cooking shows."




    OMG, thats soo adorable,

    Haha this is the best thread EVER!!
  • gr8dayao
    gr8dayao Posts: 27 Member
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    What do you get when you cross a female dog with a GPS?

    A B**** that can find you!
  • whoiskat23
    whoiskat23 Posts: 103 Member
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    Don't know if these were posted or not...



    Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? Cause he's a fungi.

    Lol! I love corny jokes. Lol!

    Edit to remove double joke. Lol.
  • gr8dayao
    gr8dayao Posts: 27 Member
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    What's the definition of a fart?

    A turd honking for the right of way.
  • roadrunner32
    roadrunner32 Posts: 51
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    After mowing the lawn yesterday, I searched everywhere for my misplaced rake.

    And then it hit me!
  • roadrunner32
    roadrunner32 Posts: 51
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    I just found a human hair in my Big Mac!

    **** me, when did they start using natural ingredients?
  • TheMerryPup
    TheMerryPup Posts: 186 Member
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    Two cannibals are standing around a bubbling cauldron.

    One takes a taste and says to the other, "Dr. Livingston, I presume?"
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    you are all wonderful for contributing.

    i'm glad I'm not the only one who can truly appreciate a cheesy joke.

    that said, if you're going to see a doctor

    don't see Dr. Acula
  • 3laine75
    3laine75 Posts: 3,070 Member
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    What do u call a deer with no eyes?

    No idea.

    An oldie but a goodie

    and no legs....

    still no idea
  • Claible
    Claible Posts: 106 Member
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    why don't banana's sunbath? because they'll peel
  • jbuntu
    jbuntu Posts: 54 Member
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    How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Two, but I don't how the heck they got in there...
  • jbuntu
    jbuntu Posts: 54 Member
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    Guy returns from a sales trip and tells his boss, "I just got back from Green Bay and boy, there's nothing there but football players and hookers."

    Boss says, "My wife is from Green Bay."

    Guy replies, "What position does she play?"
  • 967_1111
    967_1111 Posts: 221 Member
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    What's the definition of happiness?



    A picture of your mother-in-law on a milk carton.
  • harley0269
    harley0269 Posts: 384 Member
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    bump ~till i can think of a good one! lol

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