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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    She sat down in the chair next to his desk, "I need the works", she said, "and in two identities."
  • ttaylor68913
    ttaylor68913 Posts: 324 Member
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    "tackling the holidays in a different way could prove more stressful than doing things like you always have"


    alrighty then :huh:


    my first option was a phone book

    "Larry Cushman"....... for the record my husband's name is NOT Larry Cushman!
  • atsteele
    atsteele Posts: 1,358 Member
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    "I'd say over a year, and it's just getting worse." Uh oh.

    The next sentence would be better: "I'm afraid she's on the verge of spinning out of control."
  • ChristineMarie89
    ChristineMarie89 Posts: 1,142 Member
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    sprinkle me pink!!
    lol
  • ImNotThatBob
    ImNotThatBob Posts: 371 Member
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    "Testosterone levels drop dramatically after men have children and assume the responsibility of raising a family- accordingto study from Northwestern University".


    FITNESSRx Magazine page 46 first sentence.....

    ARE YOU KIDING ME!!!!:noway:

    Game Over!
  • supermom2002
    supermom2002 Posts: 180 Member
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    "I interned at the White House from October of 1994 to January of 1996"

    Great. I'll randomly have sex with the old Clinton administration--a bunch of old balls.

    Well...it's not too far from the truth so far this year...
  • Chrystibel
    Chrystibel Posts: 116 Member
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    "Sure," he said, "you read it in Playboy. Like I fu**ed Debra Paget. Right."

    no joke....I'm reading The Girl Next Door and I want nothing to do with this book describing my sex life ever, lol. :noway:
  • eatherhey
    eatherhey Posts: 147 Member
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    Things just didn't turn out the way I thought they would.

    That's... ominous.
  • karylee44
    karylee44 Posts: 892
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    In going out and coming back, I've taken Henry alone, not only to the outdoors, but on my journeys of the spirit taken to transact private buisiness with myself.
  • karylee44
    karylee44 Posts: 892
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    "Testosterone levels drop dramatically after men have children and assume the responsibility of raising a family- accordingto study from Northwestern University".


    FITNESSRx Magazine page 46 first sentence.....

    ARE YOU KIDING ME!!!!:noway:

    Game Over!

    i guess that is why i don't get any, anymore!
  • JanetLM73
    JanetLM73 Posts: 1,277 Member
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    He frowns at me… ―You‘re not giving much away are you? he says dryly, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
  • ImNotThatBob
    ImNotThatBob Posts: 371 Member
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    ATTORNEYS:
    A business owner was getting 20 minutes of advice from his lawyer.
    (Crap! I need advice from an attorney?). It continues...
    When the time was up, the businessman paid the lawyer the $100 he owed. As the businessman was leaving, the lawyer discovered that a second $100 bill had accidentally stuck to the first one. The lawyer found herself in a moral dilemma: should she tell her partner?

    The $100 the businessman thought he paid was deductible. Actually, $200 was deductible. He lost coming and going.

    Expense Category: Legal and *ahhh* Professional Services.
    ~ 422 Tax Deductions Bernard B. Kamoroff, C.P.A.

    OUCH! :smokin:
  • rileamoyer
    rileamoyer Posts: 2,411 Member
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    Gold pages phone book (sorry was at the computer)

    BHSU Yellow Jackets, Transforming lives. (adv for local univeristy)

    Hmmm, I hope that means mine will really be buzzing.:laugh:
  • Masterdo
    Masterdo Posts: 331 Member
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    Game of Thrones book 2, A Clash of Kings :

    "The straw knight jousts better than that one."

    Interesting I guess... :p
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    he did a great job and whenever you don't get touched back there, it's pretty easy to go through your progressions and make big plays...

    Buckeye's Championship Season
  • tyrog11
    tyrog11 Posts: 35 Member
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    I swear to God this book was within arms length and it is not porn...In fact it is a book about spending time with your kids called "To a Child, Love is Spelled T-I-M-E"...but here is the first line on page 45...

    "...explosion would drive us backward, often in a knee-buckling tumble, and always with screams of delight."

    How about that!!! LOL.
  • Pengi81
    Pengi81 Posts: 336 Member
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    Kit Fisto is a green-skinned Jedi Master.

    Well that doesn't say much for me!

    Actually - maybe the words Fisto and green are meant to mean something! I hope my GF doesn't turn into the Hulk overnight - could be painful.... Jus' sayin!

    Source - Lego Star Wars Character Encyclopedia
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    I only have ESPN the magazine...

    "Impact on defense is where his length and athleticism are most apparent...LMAO!
  • Crucker73
    Crucker73 Posts: 53 Member
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    I was very shy as a child.
  • SheilAnneSmith
    SheilAnneSmith Posts: 202 Member
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    "I've seen lots of REAL cowboys in rodeos"

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