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bad pickup lines

Posts: 124 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
I like bad/inappropriate pick.up lines. So let's hear em. Either your favorite or the word one.you have heard.


Couple of my favorites. "Hey little mama let me put a baby off in you". Or "hey girl your so fine I'd suck a fart out of.your car seat".

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  • Posts: 30 Member
    There was a twitter trending topic last night focused on Harry potter pick up lines.

    There were some classics in there.

    One of my favs was "do you play quiditch cause you look like a keeper"
  • Posts: 73 Member
    Is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants. <-- I actually had a guy say that to me once with a straight face

    Aren't you tired? Cuz you've been running thru my mind.

    I didn't know your Dad was a theif ... he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

    My name is Fred, yours better be Wilma cuz I'm about to make your bed rock.
  • Posts: 178 Member
    Haha I heard a funny one "Do you have any French in you" (or any other origin that you might have in you) and if the person replies "no" you say "Well do you want some?" Obviously have to be a guy for this one, still funny!
  • Posts: 2,139 Member
    Hey baby, I have a library card and am totally checking you out.

    If you are going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep till noon.

    Did you fart, because you just blew me away.
  • Posts: 186 Member
    Great legs, what time do they open?
  • Posts: 1,799 Member
    I wanna put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
  • Posts: 277 Member
    I never had a corny pick up line used on me but this exact conversation has happened multiple times:

    Tall Black Guy: Hey, can I holla at you?

    Me: (reluctantly) Sure...

    Tall Black Guy: What's your name?

    Me: Viola.

    Tall Black Guy: Can I have you're number?

    Mighty confident to ask for the digits after asking only two questions.
    Sometimes they have the common sense to ask if I have a boyfriend and for some reason I always tell the truth and say no.

    I need to learn to lie.
  • Posts: 3,988 Member
    Great legs, what time do they open?

    That one always make me lol!

    How about: I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants
  • Posts: 150 Member
    I heard this one the other day on campus. Wasn't actually a bad pickup line. I found it hilarious.

    Dude: Hey, hey girl..what's your GPA?
  • Posts: 708 Member
    Iif you're going to play hard to get I'm going to play who the F$#K wants yah.
  • Posts: 21,219 Member
    Wanna play war? We can go to my house, you lay down and I'll blow the F*K out of you. (I may or may not have actually used this one...)
  • Posts: 1,057 Member

    That one always make me lol!

    How about: I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you.... I would have a dollar!
  • Posts: 174 Member
    My my my, you look gooder'n a new set of snow tires.

    Why's a purty little philly like you wanna go and dye your roots black?

    Is it hot in here, or is it just you?


    Disclaimer - I have never used these...well not in the last 33 years...your mileage may vary.
  • Posts: 11,788 Member
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • Posts: 3,988 Member
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    another classic favorite...
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    A guy pulled the tag out of the back of my shirt and looked at it, then said "Just what I thought, Made in Heaven"
  • Posts: 112
    "I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?"
  • Posts: 186 Member

    That one always make me lol!

    How about: I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants
    Using either one I imagine joining in the laughter with the woman, (from the floor), after she decked me!:tongue:
  • Posts: 178 Member
    A guy pulled the tag out of the back of my shirt and looked at it, then said "Just what I thought, Made in Heaven"

    Haha that's a good one! :)
  • Posts: 10,468 Member

    Haha that's a good one! :)

    LOL, it worked.. I let him buy me a drink :drinker:
  • Posts: 426 Member
    Baby, if I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought.

    Works every time!
  • Posts: 1,230 Member
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


    Bwaahahahaha
  • Posts: 679 Member
    You know what would look good on you? Me. :wink:
  • Posts: 1,230 Member
    Baby, if I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought.

    Works every time!


    :heart: :heart:
  • Posts: 53
    I had a guy introduce himself to me then show me his picture ID to prove that that really was his name. It rhymed and he wasn't the first either, he was the third. Best part is, I'm horrible with names, if I don't read it, I don't remember it. Suffice it to say, I remembered him!
  • Posts: 1,700
    can I rub your head?
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  • Posts: 178 Member
    Baby, if I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought.

    Works every time!

    So creative! I love it!
  • Posts: 1,801 Member
    That shirt is very becoming on you. And if I was on you I'd be coming too.

    or

    Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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