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  • Firefighter_Jay
    Firefighter_Jay Posts: 426 Member
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    Baby, if I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought.

    Works every time!
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


    Bwaahahahaha
  • kb455
    kb455 Posts: 679 Member
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    You know what would look good on you? Me. :wink:
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Baby, if I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought.

    Works every time!


    :heart: :heart:
  • SgtMindy
    SgtMindy Posts: 53
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    I had a guy introduce himself to me then show me his picture ID to prove that that really was his name. It rhymed and he wasn't the first either, he was the third. Best part is, I'm horrible with names, if I don't read it, I don't remember it. Suffice it to say, I remembered him!
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    can I rub your head?
  • Wolfeman49
    Wolfeman49 Posts: 4
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    This face is leaving in five minutes - be on it.
  • Wolfeman49
    Wolfeman49 Posts: 4
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    Wolfeman49 Gained back 21 pounds! So, I went from 213 lbs to 176 lbs from April to mid-June 2011. It is a year later and I am back to 197. Cloths not fitting again and I'm uncomfortable just sitting down or driving. I'm back on it! Since I hate dieting I will do it one more time but this time I will change my habbits. It will stick this time. That's a promise.
  • MaritaD
    MaritaD Posts: 178 Member
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    Baby, if I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought.

    Works every time!

    So creative! I love it!
  • Roadie2000
    Roadie2000 Posts: 1,801 Member
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    That shirt is very becoming on you. And if I was on you I'd be coming too.

    or

    Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
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    "Hi there! Could you tell me the time, or shall I f*<k off now?"

    - Overheard in the Dubai Airport
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    “Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
  • MrEmoticon
    MrEmoticon Posts: 275 Member
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    In the best Mario voice:

    "Baby, are you a magic leaf? Cause you give my heart a tail to fly."
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    Girl , if you were words on paper you'd be fine print
  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 517 Member
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    I have a funny one
    "You must have fallen from heaven, that's how you messed up your face" Weird Al's Wanna Be Your Lover

    I used to hear
    "are you single, yet?"
  • ampa916
    ampa916 Posts: 189 Member
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    I never had a corny pick up line used on me but this exact conversation has happened multiple times:

    Tall Black Guy: Hey, can I holla at you?

    Me: (reluctantly) Sure...

    Tall Black Guy: What's your name?

    Me: Viola.

    Tall Black Guy: Can I have you're number?

    Mighty confident to ask for the digits after asking only two questions.
    Sometimes they have the common sense to ask if I have a boyfriend and for some reason I always tell the truth and say no.

    I need to learn to lie.

    I've had guys ask me if I was taken when I clearly have a wedding ring on, when I say "yeah I am married" they almost always reply with "He ain't gotta know" :noway: I think it was job (I worked at a hotel)
  • beabelieve
    beabelieve Posts: 112
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    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    Hey baby, got any cavities?
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,843 Member
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    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    OMG I love this one.
  • notdancinganymore
    notdancinganymore Posts: 57 Member
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    This one has been used on me. "Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them."


    Or "Are you a speeding ticket? Cause damn girl you have fine written all over you."

    or " If you were a trans-former you would be Optimus-FINE!"

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