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  • anima_gemella
    anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
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    "Babe, you got some Irish in u ? No? u want some ??"
    :huh: :huh:
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
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    Worst one I've heard:

    I was in a bar with my friend watching UFC. I'm pretty modest, so I was kind of pulling my sweater around to cover my boobs when a black dude walks up to me (you'll see why it's important to know he was black in a minute), grabs my fat sides and says "Why you covering that *kitten* up? Quit covering that! There's a bunch of n*ggers in here that want to *kitten* the *kitten* out of you." As lovely and heart warming as that was, my response was "Get your f*cking hands off me! You're grabbing my fat rolls!" A few months later she and I were there again, sitting at the bar, and the guys at a table behind us got our attention and asked us if we wanted some of their chicken wings. As heavenly as it sounded to eat off random dudes plates, we politely declined the offer.
  • anima_gemella
    anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
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    Worst one I've heard:

    I was in a bar with my friend watching UFC. I'm pretty modest, so I was kind of pulling my sweater around to cover my boobs when a black dude walks up to me (you'll see why it's important to know he was black in a minute), grabs my fat sides and says "Why you covering that *kitten* up? Quit covering that! There's a bunch of n*ggers in here that want to *kitten* the *kitten* out of you." As lovely and heart warming as that was, my response was "Get your f*cking hands off me! You're grabbing my fat rolls!" A few months later she and I were there again, sitting at the bar, and the guys at a table behind us got our attention and asked us if we wanted some of their chicken wings. As heavenly as it sounded to eat off random dudes plates, we politely declined the offer.

    it is kinda cute in a creepy way lol
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    Hi, who's your friend?
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,138 Member
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    I used to always get "haven't we met before?"


    I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
  • toosywoots
    toosywoots Posts: 18
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    Thinking of getting back into the dating scene again since my husband died a year ago. Thanks for all the lame but funny lines I need to watch out for.
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
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    "Babe, you got some Irish in u ? No? u want some ??"
    :huh: :huh:

    A guy at one of our stores called one day and we were talking about football and Mexican food. He asked me if I have Mexican in me, I said "No, but I did in High School." He had to hang up and call back when he recovered from being in shock.
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
  • smileymel27
    smileymel27 Posts: 171 Member
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    Urgh.
    As a red head, the worst usually involve comments about my hair colour.

    And y'all know which ones I'm talkin' about.
  • ShannaB83185
    ShannaB83185 Posts: 441 Member
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    "Your body's name must be VISA cause it's everywhere I wanna be"

    "I am new in town, can I get directions to your house"

    "**** me if I am wrong but is your name Yolanda"

    "Do you have a quarter cause my mom said to call home when I met the girl of my dreams"
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
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    can I rub your head?

    Sorry about that. I had a little too much to drink that night.
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
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    Wolfeman49 Gained back 21 pounds! So, I went from 213 lbs to 176 lbs from April to mid-June 2011. It is a year later and I am back to 197. Cloths not fitting again and I'm uncomfortable just sitting down or driving. I'm back on it! Since I hate dieting I will do it one more time but this time I will change my habbits. It will stick this time. That's a promise.

    You definitely win bad pickup line award!
  • Cindy311
    Cindy311 Posts: 780 Member
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    Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?

    Bahahaha!
  • ShannaB83185
    ShannaB83185 Posts: 441 Member
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    hahahahaha I have 2 more I couldn't resist lol

    The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word

    Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
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    Is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants. <-- I actually had a guy say that to me once with a straight face

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!
  • CEQuick75
    CEQuick75 Posts: 311 Member
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    Being the goof I am, I prefer to awkwardly mix up the classics:
    "Girl, was your daddy a thief? 'Cuz somebody stole my damn car stereo! Oh, and you have pretty eyes."
  • StarkLark
    StarkLark Posts: 476 Member
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    I actually think I saw this one posted here in a funny pictures thread...

    "You remind me of my big toe... 'cause I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
  • anima_gemella
    anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
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    I actually think I saw this one posted here in a funny pictures thread...

    "You remind me of my big toe... 'cause I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."


    lolo very good

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