Is it just me...?

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  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    P.S. Go make your amazing man a sandwich, and let him rest his beer in your cleavage.

    Dang, I don't have enough cleavage to rest a beer in without major spillage (not that my husband would be heartbroken if I were standing front of him in a wet t-shirt, particularly beer-dampened.)
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Your right! Women are Irational crazy emotional beings!

    Aaaand you LOVE it!!
  • Psychoanalytic
    Psychoanalytic Posts: 261
    Sorry sugar. I waited 34 years to find a rational woman. Not gonna let her go ever.

    Good, 'cause I'd hate to have to shove my husband through the wood chipper just yet. Plus I'm the kind of crazy that I think only Mary understands LOL
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    the way i handle this is the BEST way on the planet. give 'em two weeks and kick 'em to the curb. someone can't annoy you with their quirks if you don't know them well enough to SEE their quirks. *nods sagely*
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    is it just me, or do you think it's really funny when people ***** about people who are *****ing but act like they are not actually *****ing themselves? maybe alternate viewpoints score *****ing brownie points? just a thought... :tongue:

    I'm sorry there must be something wrong with your keyboard because it keeps adding stars instead of letters? what did you just say?
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    is it just me, or do you think it's really funny when people ***** about people who are *****ing but act like they are not actually *****ing themselves? maybe alternate viewpoints score *****ing brownie points? just a thought... :tongue:

    I'm sorry there must be something wrong with your keyboard because it keeps adding stars instead of letters? what did you just say?

    here you go - my sage wisdom:

    is it just me, or do you think it's really funny when people b!tch about people who are b!tching but act like they are not actually b!tching themselves? maybe alternate viewpoints score b!tching brownie points? just a thought...

    edited to uncensor my b!tchiness.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    She's a keeper, Brett. Good work.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    wow that's a lot of *****es!

    Oh my bad Chanstriste13, I didn't know MFP blocked ***** lol I thought you were being douché and auto censoring yourself lol
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    wow that's a lot of *****es!

    i wouldn't have it any other way...! :bigsmile:
  • Bethie_B
    Bethie_B Posts: 292 Member
    P.S. Go make your amazing man a sandwich, and let him rest his beer in your cleavage.

    Dang, I don't have enough cleavage to rest a beer in without major spillage (not that my husband would be heartbroken if I were standing front of him in a wet t-shirt, particularly beer-dampened.)

    HOT!!! And really, cleavage or the *ss shelf, either one works. :flowerforyou:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    is it just me, or do you think it's really funny when people ***** about people who are *****ing but act like they are not actually *****ing themselves? maybe alternate viewpoints score *****ing brownie points? just a thought... :tongue:

    I'm sorry there must be something wrong with your keyboard because it keeps adding stars instead of letters? what did you just say?

    here you go - my sage wisdom:

    is it just me, or do you think it's really funny when people b!tch about people who are b!tching but act like they are not actually b!tching themselves? maybe alternate viewpoints score b!tching brownie points? just a thought...

    edited to uncensor my b!tchiness.

    But if people didn't ***** about other people *****ing, then what else would they have to ***** about?
  • LovelyLifter
    LovelyLifter Posts: 560 Member

    Of course, the other option is that you don't really want to do anything about your unhappy situation, you just want a forum full of strangers to feel sorry for you. And that's just... dumb.

    hit_nail_on_head.jpg

    Love this!!!
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    is it just me, or do you think it's really funny when people ***** about people who are *****ing but act like they are not actually *****ing themselves? maybe alternate viewpoints score *****ing brownie points? just a thought... :tongue:

    I'm sorry there must be something wrong with your keyboard because it keeps adding stars instead of letters? what did you just say?

    here you go - my sage wisdom:

    is it just me, or do you think it's really funny when people b!tch about people who are b!tching but act like they are not actually b!tching themselves? maybe alternate viewpoints score b!tching brownie points? just a thought...

    edited to uncensor my b!tchiness.

    But if people didn't ***** about other people *****ing, then what else would they have to ***** about?

    exactly! that's my point! b!tching = b!tching, no matter what side you're b!tching for.
  • foxy2311
    foxy2311 Posts: 179
    I love my man and wouldn't trade him for the world!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    P.S. Go make your amazing man a sandwich, and let him rest his beer in your cleavage.

    Dang, I don't have enough cleavage to rest a beer in without major spillage (not that my husband would be heartbroken if I were standing front of him in a wet t-shirt, particularly beer-dampened.)

    HOT!!! And really, cleavage or the *ss shelf, either one works. :flowerforyou:

    or head?


    /fleesincomingattacksfromgynocracy
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I find this thread to be in violation of Rule 7, Sub-Section 5, Paragraph 3, Clause IV of the Sisterhood Charter and as such cause for expulsion from the Future Feminists of America. Please turn in the ashes of your burnt bra.
  • ladykaisa
    ladykaisa Posts: 236 Member

    Or, you could just take a page from the "man book". Be happy with what you have, keep your trap shut, and try being rational instead crazy emotional. That's what men have to do all the time just to deal with women.


    That's how I live with my guy. Works plenty fine. :)
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    I find this thread to be in violation of Rule 7, Sub-Section 5, Paragraph 3, Clause IV of the Sisterhood Charter and as such cause for expulsion from the Future Feminists of America. Please turn in the ashes of your burnt bra.

    bwah! thanks for the chuckles!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    is it just me, or do you think it's really funny when people ***** about people who are *****ing but act like they are not actually *****ing themselves? maybe alternate viewpoints score *****ing brownie points? just a thought... :tongue:

    I'm sorry there must be something wrong with your keyboard because it keeps adding stars instead of letters? what did you just say?

    here you go - my sage wisdom:

    is it just me, or do you think it's really funny when people b!tch about people who are b!tching but act like they are not actually b!tching themselves? maybe alternate viewpoints score b!tching brownie points? just a thought...

    edited to uncensor my b!tchiness.

    But if people didn't ***** about other people *****ing, then what else would they have to ***** about?

    exactly! that's my point! b!tching = b!tching, no matter what side you're b!tching for.

    So, you're b!tching about b!tching about b!tching? When will the cycle of b!tching ever end!?!

    :wink:
  • Bethie_B
    Bethie_B Posts: 292 Member
    I find this thread to be in violation of Rule 7, Sub-Section 5, Paragraph 3, Clause IV of the Sisterhood Charter and as such cause for expulsion from the Future Feminists of America. Please turn in the ashes of your burnt bra.

    *relinquishes ashes*

    It's cool, cause this new bra makes my girls look amazing! Really, how else am I supposed to hold on to my man?!
  • Psychoanalytic
    Psychoanalytic Posts: 261
    I find this thread to be in violation of Rule 7, Sub-Section 5, Paragraph 3, Clause IV of the Sisterhood Charter and as such cause for expulsion from the Future Feminists of America. Please turn in the ashes of your burnt bra.

    You're not Ryan Gosling so stoppit!
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    is it just me, or do you think it's really funny when people ***** about people who are *****ing but act like they are not actually *****ing themselves? maybe alternate viewpoints score *****ing brownie points? just a thought... :tongue:

    I'm sorry there must be something wrong with your keyboard because it keeps adding stars instead of letters? what did you just say?

    here you go - my sage wisdom:

    is it just me, or do you think it's really funny when people b!tch about people who are b!tching but act like they are not actually b!tching themselves? maybe alternate viewpoints score b!tching brownie points? just a thought...

    edited to uncensor my b!tchiness.

    But if people didn't ***** about other people *****ing, then what else would they have to ***** about?

    exactly! that's my point! b!tching = b!tching, no matter what side you're b!tching for.

    So, you're b!tching about b!tching about b!tching? When will the cycle of b!tching ever end!?!

    :wink:

    that's a joke right? you think this ends? it NEVER ends!

    (hey...that has the makings of a catchy song, don't you think?)
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    P.S. Go make your amazing man a sandwich, and let him rest his beer in your cleavage.

    Dang, I don't have enough cleavage to rest a beer in without major spillage (not that my husband would be heartbroken if I were standing front of him in a wet t-shirt, particularly beer-dampened.)

    HOT!!! And really, cleavage or the *ss shelf, either one works. :flowerforyou:

    Sweet! I absolutely have the @ss. Good combo...wet t-shirt and an @ss shelf.
  • susieq101178
    susieq101178 Posts: 305 Member
    Yes, this appears to be b!tching for the sake of b!tching - and exacerbating stereotypes of your own gender. :tongue:
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    Yes, this appears to be b!tching for the sake of b!tching - and exacerbating stereotypes of your own gender. :tongue:

    well said! wait, i mean, well b!tched! :laugh:
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    I find this thread to be in violation of Rule 7, Sub-Section 5, Paragraph 3, Clause IV of the Sisterhood Charter and as such cause for expulsion from the Future Feminists of America. Please turn in the ashes of your burnt bra.

    sit down and eat your sammich...and drink your beer.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    It's cool, cause this new bra makes my girls look amazing! Really, how else am I supposed to hold on to my man?!

    You hold onto him with the girls? Do they have suction cups like some kinda octo-boobies?
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    Someone wise once said:

    "Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
    I cannot believe this quote was used again. You're ignorant if you think all participants in Special Olympics are "retarded". Not cool.

    Sorry, OP! This just pisses me off and I can't believe people still say things like this.
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    Stop complaining about the women complaining about their men! :bigsmile:
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    I find this thread to be in violation of Rule 7, Sub-Section 5, Paragraph 3, Clause IV of the Sisterhood Charter and as such cause for expulsion from the Future Feminists of America. Please turn in the ashes of your burnt bra.

    *relinquishes ashes*

    It's cool, cause this new bra makes my girls look amazing! Really, how else am I supposed to hold on to my man?!

    make a good samich and hand him a beer.. oh and give up the sex every night.... that's how! :bigsmile:
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