Is it just me...?

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Someone wise once said:
    I cannot believe this quote was used again. You're ignorant if you think all participants in Special Olympics are "retarded". Not cool.

    Sorry, OP! This just pisses me off and I can't believe people still say things like this.

    You were a lot kinder than I would have been. There is absolutely no excuse for this. None.

    /threadjack
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    It's cool, cause this new bra makes my girls look amazing! Really, how else am I supposed to hold on to my man?!

    You hold onto him with the girls? Do they have suction cups like some kinda octo-boobies?

    It's more like a tractor beam from the rounded tops or n*pples to their eyes...
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    P.S. Go make your amazing man a sandwich, and let him rest his beer in your cleavage.

    Marry me? :love:

    Hey Brett....Carl's hittin on your girl :tongue:
  • Bethie_B
    Bethie_B Posts: 292 Member
    It's cool, cause this new bra makes my girls look amazing! Really, how else am I supposed to hold on to my man?!

    You hold onto him with the girls? Do they have suction cups like some kinda octo-boobies?

    It's more like a tractor beam from the rounded tops or n*pples to their eyes...

    Exactly this!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Someone wise once said:

    "Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
    I cannot believe this quote was used again. You're ignorant if you think all participants in Special Olympics are "retarded". Not cool.

    Sorry, OP! This just pisses me off and I can't believe people still say things like this.

    Catch you on a bad day? No, obviously the participants in the Special Olympics aren't "retarded." I'm sure they are quite special to a good many people and vastly morally superior to those such as myself, who feel there is humor to be found in everything.

    My apologies if you've been offended. If you edit to remove it from your quote I'd be happy to remove it from mine.
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    It's cool, cause this new bra makes my girls look amazing! Really, how else am I supposed to hold on to my man?!

    You hold onto him with the girls? Do they have suction cups like some kinda octo-boobies?

    It's more like a tractor beam from the rounded tops or n*pples to their eyes...

    or, you could use some tassle swingers and whip him into submission...!
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Your right! Women are Irational crazy emotional beings!

    Admit it you love us! (some of the time anyway)
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    I hate when people complain about people complaining. Kinda counterproductive if you ask me.

    ... Wait, am I now complaining about people complaining about people complaining?

    EDIT: chanstriste13 beat me to it lol
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    Catch you on a bad day? No, obviously the participants in the Special Olympics aren't "retarded." I'm sure they are quite special to a good many people and vastly morally superior to those such as myself, who feel there is humor to be found in everything.
    No, I'm not having a bad day at all. Your comment is offensive and your smugness is unbecoming. You may think your statement was "humor", but I find no humor in it.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Grabbing some popcorn. This one is going to be fun to watch. :bigsmile:

    Hey Dave,

    If you'll share your popcorn I'll bring the drinks. Whatcha drinking?
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
    I haven't noticed any more complaining than usual.
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    Grabbing some popcorn. This one is going to be fun to watch. :bigsmile:

    Hey Dave,

    If you'll share your popcorn I'll bring the drinks. Whatcha drinking?

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  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    It's cool, cause this new bra makes my girls look amazing! Really, how else am I supposed to hold on to my man?!

    You hold onto him with the girls? Do they have suction cups like some kinda octo-boobies?

    It's more like a tractor beam from the rounded tops or n*pples to their eyes...

    or, you could use some tassle swingers and whip him into submission...!

    every time I try those I whack myself in the eye, then I'm standing there all sexy with a red watery eye....*&&^%$# tassles...
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Well that's good to hear. I repeat my offer to remove the comment.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    P.S. Go make your amazing man a sandwich, and let him rest his beer in your cleavage.

    Dang, I don't have enough cleavage to rest a beer in without major spillage (not that my husband would be heartbroken if I were standing front of him in a wet t-shirt, particularly beer-dampened.)

    I make a damn good sammich...but don't know if I have enough cleavage to rest a beer in. Hmmm should I rush out to try it?
  • StephySands
    StephySands Posts: 53
    I think we can all agree that some women shouldn't be aloud to post on the forums for a few days a month though...Right?

    :drinker:
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    This is too funny and oh so TRUE!! I'm not even going to complain about my man, I know that I am extremely blessed. He is AMAZING .................... he has put up with me and my mood swings for 7 years. :love:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Catch you on a bad day? No, obviously the participants in the Special Olympics aren't "retarded." I'm sure they are quite special to a good many people and vastly morally superior to those such as myself, who feel there is humor to be found in everything.

    My apologies if you've been offended. If you edit to remove it from your quote I'd be happy to remove it from mine.

    While there may be humor to be found in everything, I'd argue that you missed it rather badly with that. I did take you up on your offer and removed the offending quote.
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    P.S. Go make your amazing man a sandwich, and let him rest his beer in your cleavage.

    Dang, I don't have enough cleavage to rest a beer in without major spillage (not that my husband would be heartbroken if I were standing front of him in a wet t-shirt, particularly beer-dampened.)

    I make a damn good sammich...but don't know if I have enough cleavage to rest a beer in. Hmmm should I rush out to try it?

    Only if you are going to take a picture!
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
    Also, OP, I would like to congratulate you on never having the need to vent or complain about your man. Where was he manufactured and how can I get me one?

    I would also like to note that for some people, the public forums might be their only outlet for venting and getting advice. They might not have close friends for whatever reason, so it's really not fair to judge them without knowing all the facts. As the wise thug on COPS once said "No man hits my sister unless it's her husband!!!"...yeah, that has nothing to do with this, but that's my all time favorite quote from that show.
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    Catch you on a bad day? No, obviously the participants in the Special Olympics aren't "retarded." I'm sure they are quite special to a good many people and vastly morally superior to those such as myself, who feel there is humor to be found in everything.
    No, I'm not having a bad day at all. Your comment is offensive and your smugness is unbecoming. You may think your statement was "humor", but I find no humor in it.
    Well that's good to hear. I repeat my offer to remove the comment.

    Please do so. I must have missed your offer to remove the comment. It's unfortunate that you're doing it sarcastically and not because you believe it was wrong. Here's a quote for your edification (and for others who may be reading this):
    The R-word is OFFENSIVE
    “The word retard is considered hate speech because it offends people with intellectual and developmental disabilities as well as the people that care for and support them. It alienates and excludes them. It also emphasizes the negative stereotypes surrounding people with intellectual and developmental disabilities; the common belief that people with intellectual and developmental disabilities should be segregated, hidden away from society, which, in my opinion, is really old fashioned.” – Karleigh Jones, Special Olympics
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    Grabbing some popcorn. This one is going to be fun to watch. :bigsmile:

    Hey Dave,

    If you'll share your popcorn I'll bring the drinks. Whatcha drinking?

    Diet Pepsi. But would much prefer Bacardi and Diet Coke :drinker:
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Also, OP, I would like to congratulate you on never having the need to vent or complain about your man. Where was he manufactured and how can I get me one?

    Pittsburgh. But it's far from a perfected process. MFPAddict came from the same shop.


    Something must have been off with the settings that day.. :tongue:
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Grabbing some popcorn. This one is going to be fun to watch. :bigsmile:

    Hey Dave,

    If you'll share your popcorn I'll bring the drinks. Whatcha drinking?

    Diet Pepsi. But would much prefer Bacardi and Diet Coke :drinker:

    What happened to the wet T-shirts, sammiches and beer?
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    P.S. Go make your amazing man a sandwich, and let him rest his beer in your cleavage.

    This is my life.

    No, not really, I usually have my own beer resting in my cleavage.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    P.S. Go make your amazing man a sandwich, and let him rest his beer in your cleavage.

    Dang, I don't have enough cleavage to rest a beer in without major spillage (not that my husband would be heartbroken if I were standing front of him in a wet t-shirt, particularly beer-dampened.)

    HOT!!! And really, cleavage or the *ss shelf, either one works. :flowerforyou:

    Thank God! I have the *kitten* shelf...with *kitten* to spare!
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Grabbing some popcorn. This one is going to be fun to watch. :bigsmile:

    Hey Dave,

    If you'll share your popcorn I'll bring the drinks. Whatcha drinking?

    What happened to the wet T-shirts, sammiches and beer?

    Diet Pepsi. But would much prefer Bacardi and Diet Coke :drinker:

    I have the wet t-shirt, Bonita has the sammiches, have you any Bacardi?
    Edited to add: and BEER, let us not forget the beer.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    P.S. Go make your amazing man a sandwich, and let him rest his beer in your cleavage.


    my new guy makes me the sammich and brings me the beer...no complaints here.
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
    Also, OP, I would like to congratulate you on never having the need to vent or complain about your man. Where was he manufactured and how can I get me one?

    Pittsburgh. But it's far from a perfected process. MFPAddict came from the same shop.


    Something must have been off with the settings that day.. :tongue:

    I guess I better GO to the shop instead of ordering online, I don't want a faulty one. The return process is such a pain.
  • NBabi91
    NBabi91 Posts: 270 Member
    Quite the judgmental morning on the forum huh?
  • hjohns65
    hjohns65 Posts: 66 Member
    Grabbing some popcorn. This one is going to be fun to watch. :bigsmile:


    ^THIS! :tongue:

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