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  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
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    so anyone want to talk about TOM or farting at the gym? Because I am all over that.

    Yea....I like to hold it in till the hottie coming up the stairs climbs onto the stairmaster directly behind me....I turn the fan up and let it fly. In my defense, I have been on this treadmill for 70 minutes. This is my territory woman and I had pintos last night. Good luck.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    Uncle TOM takes my money

    You mean Uncle Sam?

    will you marry me?
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
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    Uncle TOM takes my money

    You mean Uncle Sam?

    will you marry me?


    It was the guitar
  • clover5
    clover5 Posts: 1,643 Member
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    so anyone want to talk about TOM or farting at the gym? Because I am all over that.

    Yoo farted?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    will you marry me?

    I'm not sure. I think someone has already asked. I'll need to track down my other forum wives and see if they're cool with it.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    will you marry me?

    I'm not sure. I think someone has already asked. I'll need to track down my other forum wives and see if they're cool with it.

    K...i dont mind..some of them are cute
  • Jena_72
    Jena_72 Posts: 1,057
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  • JoCam127
    JoCam127 Posts: 39 Member
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    Let me know where to turn in my badge....


    You can take it back to wherever you got the extra dot for your ellipsis.


    Was that going too far? :drinker:


    My ellipses are longer than normal.... Dont judge.

    LOVE this !! I'm slightly OCD with this issue & absolutely MUST delete a fourth 'dot' if I accidentally press too many, although I never knew there were SUPPOSED to be 3 :noway:
    At least you use 'dots', my husband uses 'commers' & it drives me insane :grumble:
    Me, I go overboard with the exclamation marks !!!!! :tongue: ... and smileys :happy: :laugh:
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
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    I am so happy my post has resulted in a love connection! :love:
  • asia_hanebach
    asia_hanebach Posts: 275 Member
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    Hey, weer all hear to loose wait!

    Ahaha love it!
  • WildAngelJoy
    WildAngelJoy Posts: 140 Member
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    This thread is freakin' hilarious!!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    I am so happy my post has resulted in a love connection! :love:

    Yeah, nice thing for you to say after you totally ignored my flowers... :grumble:
  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
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    I'm more frightened of the nutri-nazis and the sancti-fit.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    They're all just hungry. Ignore them!
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
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    I am so happy my post has resulted in a love connection! :love:

    Yeah, nice thing for you to say after you totally ignored my flowers... :grumble:

    How rude of me!!! Thank you! lol
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
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    I must admit I get very mean when I am hungry :explode:
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I HAVE A QUESTION!!

    If you have a wedgie at a gym, do you just pick it as if you're alone, or try to dance it out?
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I must admit I get very mean when I am hungry :explode:

    Are you the hulk?!?
  • cheshirequeen
    cheshirequeen Posts: 1,324 Member
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    10cno6e.jpg


    this is awesome:laugh:
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    I HAVE A QUESTION!!

    If you have a wedgie at a gym, do you just pick it as if you're alone, or try to dance it out?

    dance baby! it's cardio.

    Next question?

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