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  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
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    Make me a sammich...and get me another beer. **slaps *kitten*...winks...farts...pulls on groin**
  • kdeaux1959
    kdeaux1959 Posts: 2,675 Member
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    you are banished forever! (j/k)...
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
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    Make me a sammich...and get me another beer. **slaps *kitten*...winks...farts...pulls on groin**


    AHHHHH! My dream man! :love:
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    www.*****makemeasandwich.com
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
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    www.*****makemeasandwich.com

    This link is like turkey ham, It doesn't work.


    Edited for: ***** now it works LMAO
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
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    www.*****makemeasandwich.com

    This link is like turkey ham, It doesn't work.


    Edited for: ***** now it works LMAO

    Good website...
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    You're a pretty pretty princess.

    Yes, I am. Thanks for noticing! :flowerforyou:

    WAIT!!!! I'm not the pretty pretty princess???? :noway:

    We're both the prettiest users of MFP. Nobody can judge who's prettier, though, because they would instantly go blind from our beauty if they looked at us side by side.
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
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    Yes... Yes we are! :tongue:
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.

    That's gonna give me nightmares.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.

    That's gonna give me nightmares.

    Honey I have lived through this nightmare! More than once. He is demoted to pot scrubbing and pouring juice.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.

    That's gonna give me nightmares.

    Honey I have lived through this nightmare! More than once. He is demoted to pot scrubbing and pouring juice.

    I'd be careful around that juice. Might find the edges dry and nothing but pulp in the center.
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
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    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.

    If the mayo aint dribbling out the side woman it aint a sammich....Show him this post and then slap him because he didn't know.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.

    That's gonna give me nightmares.

    Honey I have lived through this nightmare! More than once. He is demoted to pot scrubbing and pouring juice.

    I'd be careful around that juice. Might find the edges dry and nothing but pulp in the center.

    That is some funky juice right there.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.

    If the mayo aint dribbling out the side woman it aint a sammich....Show him this post and then slap him because he didn't know.

    Well he makes up for it by looking like a Viking. Rawr.
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 346 Member
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    www.*****makemeasandwich.com

    This link is like turkey ham, It doesn't work.


    Edited for: ***** now it works LMAO

    lmfao @ turkey ham...
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 346 Member
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    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.

    If the mayo aint dribbling out the side woman it aint a sammich....Show him this post and then slap him because he didn't know.

    and with that my mind went straight into the gutter!

    bwaahaaa!

    :smokin:
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
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    I hope its Mayo and not miracle whip! There is nothing worse than miracle whip yuck
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
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    I hope its Mayo and not miracle whip! There is nothing worse than miracle whip yuck

    Just threw up in my mouth a little bit
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I hope its Mayo and not miracle whip! There is nothing worse than miracle whip yuck

    Just threw up in my mouth a little bit

    Thank you for sharing. I have not read anything sexier all day.

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