MFP POLICE!!!!

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  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    I HAVE A QUESTION!!

    If you have a wedgie at a gym, do you just pick it as if you're alone, or try to dance it out?

    dance baby! it's cardio.

    Next question?

    Look over....pick...wink

    I said dance! Dance!

    It was a sandwich,.!?, I was trying to dance>> but she stepped on my toes so I tripped and my face ended up in her friends crotch//very awkward now I just actuate my tongue into my right cheek while giving her the dude bro head bob.*%

    You know, this is a realistic situation. I am a bad dancer.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
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  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
    I HAVE A QUESTION!!

    If you have a wedgie at a gym, do you just pick it as if you're alone, or try to dance it out?

    dance baby! it's cardio.

    Next question?

    Look over....pick...wink

    I said dance! Dance!

    It was a sandwich,.!?, I was trying to dance>> but she stepped on my toes so I tripped and my face ended up in her friends crotch//very awkward now I just actuate my tongue into my right cheek while giving her the dude bro head bob.*%

    You know, this is a realistic situation. I am a bad dancer.


    Well then do a squat and act like you hurt your back and pick it real quick!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    You're a pretty pretty princess.

    Yes, I am. Thanks for noticing! :flowerforyou:
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    I HAVE A QUESTION!!

    If you have a wedgie at a gym, do you just pick it as if you're alone, or try to dance it out?

    dance baby! it's cardio.

    Next question?

    Look over....pick...wink

    I said dance! Dance!

    It was a sandwich,.!?, I was trying to dance>> but she stepped on my toes so I tripped and my face ended up in her friends crotch//very awkward now I just actuate my tongue into my right cheek while giving her the dude bro head bob.*%

    You know, this is a realistic situation. I am a bad dancer.


    Well then do a squat and act like you hurt your back and pick it real quick!

    Or, I could have my friend pretend like she's having a seizure, and while all the attention is on her, I can pick it! Would that be overdoing it a little? Do I care?
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
    I HAVE A QUESTION!!

    If you have a wedgie at a gym, do you just pick it as if you're alone, or try to dance it out?

    dance baby! it's cardio.

    Next question?

    Look over....pick...wink

    I said dance! Dance!

    It was a sandwich,.!?, I was trying to dance>> but she stepped on my toes so I tripped and my face ended up in her friends crotch//very awkward now I just actuate my tongue into my right cheek while giving her the dude bro head bob.*%

    You know, this is a realistic situation. I am a bad dancer.


    Well then do a squat and act like you hurt your back and pick it real quick!

    Or, I could have my friend pretend like she's having a seizure, and while all the attention is on her, I can pick it! Would that be overdoing it a little? Do I care?

    Not over doing it at all! I might try it out next time!
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
    So, according to the people on TV, the Nuvaring is just as effective as something.....I was half assing the attention part so I didn't catch the last of it.
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
    You're a pretty pretty princess.

    Yes, I am. Thanks for noticing! :flowerforyou:

    WAIT!!!! I'm not the pretty pretty princess???? :noway:
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 339 Member
    some people just need to pull the stick out of their nether regions or they need a sammich. not sure which it is.

    :tongue:
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
    OMG I want a sammich! :sad:
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
    Make me a sammich...and get me another beer. **slaps *kitten*...winks...farts...pulls on groin**
  • kdeaux1959
    kdeaux1959 Posts: 2,675 Member
    you are banished forever! (j/k)...
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
    Make me a sammich...and get me another beer. **slaps *kitten*...winks...farts...pulls on groin**


    AHHHHH! My dream man! :love:
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    www.*****makemeasandwich.com
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
    www.*****makemeasandwich.com

    This link is like turkey ham, It doesn't work.


    Edited for: ***** now it works LMAO
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
    www.*****makemeasandwich.com

    This link is like turkey ham, It doesn't work.


    Edited for: ***** now it works LMAO

    Good website...
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    You're a pretty pretty princess.

    Yes, I am. Thanks for noticing! :flowerforyou:

    WAIT!!!! I'm not the pretty pretty princess???? :noway:

    We're both the prettiest users of MFP. Nobody can judge who's prettier, though, because they would instantly go blind from our beauty if they looked at us side by side.
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
    Yes... Yes we are! :tongue:
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.

    That's gonna give me nightmares.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.

    That's gonna give me nightmares.

    Honey I have lived through this nightmare! More than once. He is demoted to pot scrubbing and pouring juice.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.

    That's gonna give me nightmares.

    Honey I have lived through this nightmare! More than once. He is demoted to pot scrubbing and pouring juice.

    I'd be careful around that juice. Might find the edges dry and nothing but pulp in the center.
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.

    If the mayo aint dribbling out the side woman it aint a sammich....Show him this post and then slap him because he didn't know.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.

    That's gonna give me nightmares.

    Honey I have lived through this nightmare! More than once. He is demoted to pot scrubbing and pouring juice.

    I'd be careful around that juice. Might find the edges dry and nothing but pulp in the center.

    That is some funky juice right there.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.

    If the mayo aint dribbling out the side woman it aint a sammich....Show him this post and then slap him because he didn't know.

    Well he makes up for it by looking like a Viking. Rawr.
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 339 Member
    www.*****makemeasandwich.com

    This link is like turkey ham, It doesn't work.


    Edited for: ***** now it works LMAO

    lmfao @ turkey ham...
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 339 Member
    I don't let my husband make me a sammich. He doesn't spread the mustard and mayo out to the edge of the bread, just a glop in the middle. Yuck. The whole sammich is dry until you get to that one bite where all the mustard is hiding.

    If the mayo aint dribbling out the side woman it aint a sammich....Show him this post and then slap him because he didn't know.

    and with that my mind went straight into the gutter!

    bwaahaaa!

    :smokin:
  • Julielynn83
    Julielynn83 Posts: 162 Member
    I hope its Mayo and not miracle whip! There is nothing worse than miracle whip yuck
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
    I hope its Mayo and not miracle whip! There is nothing worse than miracle whip yuck

    Just threw up in my mouth a little bit
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    I hope its Mayo and not miracle whip! There is nothing worse than miracle whip yuck

    Just threw up in my mouth a little bit

    Thank you for sharing. I have not read anything sexier all day.

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