The reason I drink...

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_Christine_
_Christine_ Posts: 1,388 Member
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I have 3 kids; the 8-year old is an A student, a Girl Scout and is advancing nicely in Tae Kwon Do. Her brother and sister are 2 1/2-year old twins... they are payback for everything my husband and I did wrong in our youth... and everyone else’s youth. I'm convinced of it. :frown:

This is just one week in my life raising twins. I am fortunate that nothing major has been broken (like 52” TVs) :wink: but as a professional organizer/neat freak… these two may do me in.

The climber:
Climbing.jpg

Broken drawer fronts (3 so far):
Drawer.jpg

2:00AM this morning, bathroom door was locked:
Toilet.jpg

Naptime:
Naptime.jpg

A lock was broken to get to the markers and flash cards:
Naptime2.jpg

This needs a bit of explanation... 6 parts really:
Step 1; remove large green suitcase from underbed.
Step 2; remove small pink suitcase from inside large green suitcase.
Step 3; remove toy bag from inside pink suitcase.
Step 4; remove vanity bag from inside pink toy bag inside pink suitcase inside green suitcase underneath bed.
Step 5; Find sunscreen.....
Suitcase.jpg

This is Step 6; cover sleeping brother in sunscreen... she's so sleathy he never woke up. :noway:
Lotion.jpg

Best part of this photos, okay second after the Maker's is the crying child in the background. :laugh:
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I keep telling myself I get a special place in heaven if they survive. :laugh:


*Okay, now I wanna see y'alls!!!
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  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    I love you!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    This makes ME want to drink!
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
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    this made my day...
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 366
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    Cheers. Seriously - bottoms up!
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    You poor, poor woman.

    I mean they're adorable and all...


    You poor woman.
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 346 Member
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    I have none to share....and strangely this thread confirms my choice as a wise one.
  • LovelyLifter
    LovelyLifter Posts: 560 Member
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    bahahaha :heart:
  • sandiki
    sandiki Posts: 454
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    <<<
    is a mother of a devil child who puts the smackdown on 55" Tv's with a mr potato head....

    but you got bigger problems... LMFAO at the toilet pic... Next drink..hun... is on me!
  • SweetNaughtyLips
    SweetNaughtyLips Posts: 374 Member
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    This one's for you...:drinker:

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  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,388 Member
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    <<<
    is a mother of a devil child who puts the smackdown on 55" Tv's with a mr potato head....

    but you got bigger problems... LMFAO at the toilet pic... Next drink..hun... is on me!

    55" dang it! I knew it was a big sucker. LOL!!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Still don't know how to post photos, but here are mine...they are cool, but take all my cash and my truck.
  • skybird455
    skybird455 Posts: 172 Member
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    sweet heart...sweet heart....I need a drink just seeing that! Omgoodness....the Lord trusts you! I think you uhhh might need a bigger drink? here lemme fix it for you!
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    LOL My kind of kids!
  • JanetLM73
    JanetLM73 Posts: 1,277 Member
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    Big hugs to you, it looks like you could use a drink :drinker:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    lol...so glad I am at work most days lol.
  • mrmanmeat
    mrmanmeat Posts: 1,968 Member
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    Time to spank the hell out of them.
  • SixCatFaerie
    SixCatFaerie Posts: 692 Member
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    This makes ME want to drink!

    I second that!

    *childless
  • Tobi1013
    Tobi1013 Posts: 732 Member
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    I have none to share....and strangely this thread confirms my choice as a wise one.

    Right there with ya!!
  • Psychoanalytic
    Psychoanalytic Posts: 261
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    I'm reminded of why I'm kinda happy I can't have kids.

    I'd drink too honey.
  • carlynn13
    carlynn13 Posts: 281
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    Oh my! I have 3 kids, my middle boy is the one that makes me thank God everyday that he isnt a twin :)

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