The reason I drink...
_Christine_
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I have 3 kids; the 8-year old is an A student, a Girl Scout and is advancing nicely in Tae Kwon Do. Her brother and sister are 2 1/2-year old twins... they are payback for everything my husband and I did wrong in our youth... and everyone else’s youth. I'm convinced of it. :frown:
This is just one week in my life raising twins. I am fortunate that nothing major has been broken (like 52” TVs)
but as a professional organizer/neat freak… these two may do me in.
The climber:
Broken drawer fronts (3 so far):
2:00AM this morning, bathroom door was locked:
Naptime:
A lock was broken to get to the markers and flash cards:
This needs a bit of explanation... 6 parts really:
Step 1; remove large green suitcase from underbed.
Step 2; remove small pink suitcase from inside large green suitcase.
Step 3; remove toy bag from inside pink suitcase.
Step 4; remove vanity bag from inside pink toy bag inside pink suitcase inside green suitcase underneath bed.
Step 5; Find sunscreen.....
This is Step 6; cover sleeping brother in sunscreen... she's so sleathy he never woke up. :noway:
Best part of this photos, okay second after the Maker's is the crying child in the background. :laugh:
I keep telling myself I get a special place in heaven if they survive. :laugh:
*Okay, now I wanna see y'alls!!!
This is just one week in my life raising twins. I am fortunate that nothing major has been broken (like 52” TVs)
but as a professional organizer/neat freak… these two may do me in.The climber:
Broken drawer fronts (3 so far):
2:00AM this morning, bathroom door was locked:
Naptime:
A lock was broken to get to the markers and flash cards:
This needs a bit of explanation... 6 parts really:
Step 1; remove large green suitcase from underbed.
Step 2; remove small pink suitcase from inside large green suitcase.
Step 3; remove toy bag from inside pink suitcase.
Step 4; remove vanity bag from inside pink toy bag inside pink suitcase inside green suitcase underneath bed.
Step 5; Find sunscreen.....
This is Step 6; cover sleeping brother in sunscreen... she's so sleathy he never woke up. :noway:
Best part of this photos, okay second after the Maker's is the crying child in the background. :laugh:
I keep telling myself I get a special place in heaven if they survive. :laugh:
*Okay, now I wanna see y'alls!!!
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I love you!0
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This makes ME want to drink!0
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this made my day...0
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Cheers. Seriously - bottoms up!0
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You poor, poor woman.
I mean they're adorable and all...
You poor woman.0 -
I have none to share....and strangely this thread confirms my choice as a wise one.0
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bahahaha
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is a mother of a devil child who puts the smackdown on 55" Tv's with a mr potato head....
but you got bigger problems... LMFAO at the toilet pic... Next drink..hun... is on me!0 -
This one's for you...:drinker:
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is a mother of a devil child who puts the smackdown on 55" Tv's with a mr potato head....
but you got bigger problems... LMFAO at the toilet pic... Next drink..hun... is on me!
55" dang it! I knew it was a big sucker. LOL!!0 -
Still don't know how to post photos, but here are mine...they are cool, but take all my cash and my truck.0
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sweet heart...sweet heart....I need a drink just seeing that! Omgoodness....the Lord trusts you! I think you uhhh might need a bigger drink? here lemme fix it for you!0
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LOL My kind of kids!0
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Big hugs to you, it looks like you could use a drink :drinker:0
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lol...so glad I am at work most days lol.0
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Time to spank the hell out of them.0
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This makes ME want to drink!
I second that!
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I have none to share....and strangely this thread confirms my choice as a wise one.
Right there with ya!!0 -
I'm reminded of why I'm kinda happy I can't have kids.
I'd drink too honey.0 -
Oh my! I have 3 kids, my middle boy is the one that makes me thank God everyday that he isnt a twin
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Is 8 and 12 too old for abortion?0
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OMG. My child has not done anything even close to any of that! I will drink for you!0
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Wow! You deserve that drink! Cheers 2 u!!!0
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I cannot post photos on the grounds that I may incriminate myself and/or others.
My friend has boy/girl twins. The boy ate his own poop, and smeared in on a (childless) friend's living room throw pillows. The girl also convinced him to hide in the dryer, eat a bug, and pretty much whatever.
Last week, we were tossing bread to an injured duck in her yard. We were so busy watching the duck, it wasn't until later I noticed her son picking up the bread off the ground and eating it. He is four.
Feel better?0 -
OMG! I'm drinking for you! Don't know how you are keeping sane!0
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I kinda like these moments...0
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i feel very fortunate that my 2 year old is as well behaved as she is. but i definitely have had her put things in the toilet before. for some reason they are fascinated with it.0
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We waited 10-years to have kids. The idea was to travel and enjoy just being married. Thank heavens we did. We're making up for lost time. LOL!
I still want the video montage of this stage. Just fast forward, add great music a few sound bites... DONE!0 -
My twins are barely grown (almost 19) and they still give me headaches and spend all my money!0
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OMG....that was hilarious! You poor thing! You TOTALLY deserve a drink...or ten! Lol :drinker:0
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