The reason I drink...
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Omg! Any one of those could be my house. I want to go back to work just to get some ****ing rest.0
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Wanted kids til I saw this!!! lol Cheers sweetie!! :drinker:0
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lol! Love it0
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Whoa...I am the father of 4 girls and they have had their share of moments (eating mommy's contacts 'cause they taste like fingernails...).0
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amen sista. drink up.0
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LMAO Ihave b/g twins that just turned 1. I'm in for some fun... :drinker:0
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LOOOOOOL!!!! that was hilarious. thank you for making my day. i'm childless so...how about I just have a drink for ya? haha0
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you need super nanny!0
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I know I'm going to catch hell for this, but have you considered any sort of behavioral analysis and/or help from a child psychologist to see if there's some way to get these two under control? Different kids have different needs, and maybe you just need a little help figuring out what it is?
On the upside, keeping up with those two probably means that the drinks could be considered "exercise calories".0 -
If it makes you feel better. I have been washing diaper rash cream off of babies, clothes, coach bags and toothbrushes for DAYS.
I am on my way out to a brewery in about an hour. Want to meet me there?
Edit - Resized to capture second creamy baby.
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omg this is an amazing post. Im sorry that I chuckled a few times but WOW I give you alot of credit for being a strong mama! But what beautiful kids you have. You will make it!!!!!!! (just keep those drinks flowing)0
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Wowwww! Having your own children is beautiful - but this definitely added a few years on top of the 10 I already wanted wait!0
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I have none to share....and strangely this thread confirms my choice as a wise one.
Right there with ya!!
Me too! But, I'll happily drink one for ya if it'll help!0 -
Wow. I think you win. Drink away.0
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Is 8 and 12 too old for abortion?
Haha... Postnatal abortion0 -
This is my second son posing with some of his work.
Drink up! :drinker:0 -
Looks all too familiar....but I only have 1 tornado residing in the home. I just spent ALL day yesterday cleaning...and this morning....
BAM! Trainwreck,0 -
Can't post pics from el iPad. I have a darling 3 year old who has, on several occasions, removed the doors off all the lower cupboards before I get up in the morning. Dad's tools are locked in the workshop and I curse the man for teaching him to use a screwdriver.
I also have a 7 year old who, in her younger years, would climb on top of the fridge and above the top cupboards and sleep there. Then scream blue murder in the middle of the night when she wanted down.
I'm just glad neither painted with their poop.0 -
You don't need a drink, you need a cage!
Have you thought of putting just a dab of chloroform or ether on their pillow at night?
Perhaps it's just as well I don't have kids... :bigsmile:0 -
I have 2 boys...9 & 6 .....you're not alone.
My hospital bills for the past 2 years were over $5000....0 -
This was a good laugh! Have a drink...or maybe two since they're twins. hehe0
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Holy hell! This sounds like my son. I would still drink without having him, but I would drink less. He's a terror!! Good luck to you!0
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sweet heart...sweet heart....I need a drink just seeing that! Omgoodness....the Lord trusts you! I think you uhhh might need a bigger drink? here lemme fix it for you!
I agree, wheres the everclear, 80 proof when you need it?0 -
holy moly.
my 3 1/2 yr old was stalking a deer in the woods this weekend, trying to kill it with a brick in his hands. my 6 yr old got mad her sister was catching a baseball more than she was. my 8 yr old got pissed i made her brush her hair <the horror>. yeah. that's all i got.
give me your address. i'm sending you some more booze.0 -
If anyone needs me I'll be over here with a rusty hanger giving myself a vasectomy.0
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I feel your pain (well half since I just have one)
I am sure that my sweet daughter is my punishment for having sex before I am married. :P0 -
Hahaha that sunscreen image reminds me of when me and my twin sister were about 2 or 3 and we got hold of a bottle of red nail varnish! My brother (who must have only been about 7 or 8) found us and screamed not knowing it was red nail varnish. The home video of us blaming each other is hilarious! My mam says we had a doctors appointment that day and our GP said we had a healthy rosey glow.. my mam never told him that was from her scrubbing us for an hour with a scowering pad!!!0
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sad to say but drink away just be safe and careful...uhhh I THINK I WILL PUT OFF HAVING KIDS FOR AWHILE...LOL:)0
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oh wow. more power to ya!0
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holy....0
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