Zombie Apocolypse - What do you grab?

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  • Generalle
    Generalle Posts: 201 Member
    this company (www.hardcorehardware.com.au) is run by my brother-in-law who happens to live 4 doors down from me, so I won't be short of any weapons. I also have the LFT01 in my bedside table, just what every woman needs.
  • melg126
    melg126 Posts: 378
    I'd grab a gun....

    who cares about eating at that point.
  • mes1119
    mes1119 Posts: 1,082 Member
    huge jar of peanut butter.
  • misalillstead
    misalillstead Posts: 407 Member
    Well, the consensus in my house? Mom will be one of the first zombies, so it will be a moot point for me! *moanmoanchompmoan*

    Hubby? beef jerky
    14 yo? Slim Jim
    9 yo? Pretzels (we are still working on this one)

    I will already be dead, dying or chasing them out of the house. Good luck! :drinker:

    LoL! This ^^^ But I'd pack my family off with all the protein bars I could find.
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    The answer to your question is 'shotgun'


    nope its 2 shotguns, 1 "c" bag full of amo, a macheti, some rope, a baseball bat, and a shovel. also a goat....
  • djsysstem
    djsysstem Posts: 115 Member
    My bicycle! I'll bike to Canada because they never have zombies there :)
  • IokiOcto
    IokiOcto Posts: 123 Member
    my Machete, water & jerky.
  • macnotes
    macnotes Posts: 210 Member
    My bicycle! I'll bike to Canada because they never have zombies there :)

    Oooo! If I was a Zombie, that is EXACTLY what I'd like you to think.
  • AABru
    AABru Posts: 610 Member
    What do zombies taste like? Are they edible? Maybe I would just need my gun and a good lighter to cook a zombie?
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    I lack firearms, besides the noise might attract more zombies. I'm gonna go with the closest thing to a f*cking spear I can come up with. Bludgeoning object will also work well since I'm pretty damn strong now.
  • sarahsxt
    sarahsxt Posts: 66
    WATER!

    In 48 hours, everyone without water will become increasingly weak from dehydration. At that point, you can pretty much beat the hell out of anyone to grab anything you want!

    Of course, I'm really peaceful in non-zombie apocalypse situations.
  • Cold_Steel
    Cold_Steel Posts: 897 Member
    I was recently asked what motivated me to lose the weight (I think I was asked around 125 lbs lost )

    I answered as seriously as possible.

    December 21st 2012. The end of the world, I have my money on Zombie Apocalypse and I notice there are a lot of fat people around here. My fitness goal is to be able to outrun them.

    Probably not an appropriate thing to say to the inlaws
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    i keep a bag of almonds and several cliff bars around just in case. i'd also grab whatever fresh fruit i had

    my weapon of choice would be a cross bow. guns make too much noise and ammo can run out
  • DesignGuy
    DesignGuy Posts: 457 Member
    Grab some almonds, Mossberg 500, some ammo and my ex-wife just in case the zombies are gaining on me. :)
  • morninglilli
    morninglilli Posts: 194
    I would want to grab something that wont spoil, that will cook up larger but weighs little; so a nice bag of quinoa. It has carbs for energy punches to get me from here to there, and the protein to keep muscle function. Cooked up in a makeshift solar stove, with wild dandelion leaves, it would be a good balanced zombie dodging meal.
  • BazAbroad
    BazAbroad Posts: 248
    Tuna,, always my tuna...
    and hopefully a very big sword...
  • jelias1
    jelias1 Posts: 97
    I would grab marine issue canteen and water purifying tablets. Marine issue rations all from my cousin who came back from Iraq and has lots of this stuff. Then the Red Jacket ZK-22 Bullpup rifle which uses .22 calibur rifle rounds, magnum .22 suppressor and a Vortex SPARC red dot scope for good measure. You can even throw in a mounted spike for the hand-to-hand moments in the killing spree. Along with dual 1911's and a hunting knife and or machete.

    Seriously considering the short samurai sword now that I am on this topic nothing like having the walking guillotine along for extra protection.
  • LeilaFace
    LeilaFace Posts: 390 Member
    My fantastic granola bars... And my car.
  • countrydarling1
    countrydarling1 Posts: 386 Member
    My husband has this all figured out. LOL! grab our guns out of the gun cabinet with amno & head to Bass Pro. LOL! where they have everything to kill zombies & survive on.
  • LeilaFace
    LeilaFace Posts: 390 Member
    Grab some almonds, Mossberg 500, some ammo and my ex-wife just in case the zombies are gaining on me. :)

    HAHAHA! YES!
  • LeilaFace
    LeilaFace Posts: 390 Member
    I was recently asked what motivated me to lose the weight (I think I was asked around 125 lbs lost )

    I answered as seriously as possible.

    December 21st 2012. The end of the world, I have my money on Zombie Apocalypse and I notice there are a lot of fat people around here. My fitness goal is to be able to outrun them.

    Probably not an appropriate thing to say to the inlaws


    That is RAD!
  • focus4fitness
    focus4fitness Posts: 551 Member
    Beef Jerky, not the pepper kind though. I can't be dealing with picking off peppercorns when I am fighting off zombies.
  • focus4fitness
    focus4fitness Posts: 551 Member
    I also like to think I would have a bow and arrow. Much quieter and you can reuse the ammo.
  • trinitrate
    trinitrate Posts: 219 Member
    My husband has this all figured out. LOL! grab our guns out of the gun cabinet with amno & head to Bass Pro. LOL! where they have everything to kill zombies & survive on.

    Thats awesome... any anyone else that was smart enough to meet you there is probably a good person to back you up.. I can just imagine the new zombie-smashing bubba armys that form in the lobby of every Bass Pro and Cabellas in America.

    Only problem is I would have to learn to listen to country music. Not sure its worth it.
  • smokeatr9
    smokeatr9 Posts: 37 Member
    OK, so you're just minding your business and WHAM, you wake up one morning and zombies are everywhere and you've got to run to that pre-arranged location where it will be completely Zombie free. Quick, grab something that's light, but packed full of calories to help sustain you until you can start hunting and eating on your own.

    What do you grab?
    Me: Giant bag of chocolate almonds

    ROFLMAO!!! so not what I was expecting this thread to be about. Call me a newbie (my first thoughts don't turn to eating healthy quite yet) but the first thing that came to mind when I read the topic title was....wait for it.....

    SHOTGUN!! And 2nd behind that was the AR-15 for distance and rapid-fire accuracy. Oops!! :D
  • smokeatr9
    smokeatr9 Posts: 37 Member
    And I should also mention that I had this thought BEFORE I read any of the other posts save for the first. Just so you don't think I'm trying to copy anyone on here. :D
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    I also like to think I would have a bow and arrow. Much quieter and you can reuse the ammo.

    unless you miss, which may destroy the arrow. Or if you did hit them in the skull.... have you ever tried pulling an arrow out of bone? It can be extremely hard to do.
  • CassieReannan
    CassieReannan Posts: 1,479 Member
    Some kind of protein bar or shake....
    Then guns.. plenty of guns......
  • CassieReannan
    CassieReannan Posts: 1,479 Member
    I was recently asked what motivated me to lose the weight (I think I was asked around 125 lbs lost )

    I answered as seriously as possible.

    December 21st 2012. The end of the world, I have my money on Zombie Apocalypse and I notice there are a lot of fat people around here. My fitness goal is to be able to outrun them.

    Probably not an appropriate thing to say to the inlaws

    THIS. I am not the only one......
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
    This question is a moot point. We have learned from all movies and comic books that there is no such thing as a zombie free zone.

    but if I have to answer

    I would bring my shotgun and ammo. Shoot the people that are running with all the food who forgot their guns and take their food and serve their remains to the zombie horde.


    i like the way u think
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