Weigh less after pooping?

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  • pyrowill
    pyrowill Posts: 1,163 Member
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    Girls poop? Nooooooooo
  • kak2m4
    kak2m4 Posts: 167 Member
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    So according to my scale....I weigh 3 lbs less after pooping! Is this right?!

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    Why did you weigh yourself before and after pooping?

    Who doesn't? :happy:
  • hanna6774
    hanna6774 Posts: 225
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    Did your poop weight 3 pounds? If so, then it's correct.

    Eeeeeewww! Bad enough she is obsessed enough to weigh herself after a BM, never mind the thought of someone actually weighing poop.....just eeeeeew!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    I have bowel movements about 3-4 times a week and yet they are still large. I save them for when I'm at work or at Walmart because they have more powerful toilets.

    There truly is nothing better than getting paid to poop.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    I can't!!! :laugh:
  • bikingpanda
    bikingpanda Posts: 68 Member
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    Congratulations on your 3lb poop baby! I always weigh more after I poop.

    I think you are doing something wrong.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    I can't!!! :laugh:

    You can't poop?
  • janeite1990
    janeite1990 Posts: 694 Member
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    I have bowel movements about 3-4 times a week and yet they are still large. I save them for when I'm at work or at Walmart because they have more powerful toilets.

    Yes, the rest of us who shop at Walmart really appreciate this.
  • Debbe2
    Debbe2 Posts: 2,071 Member
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    I don't know. It's probably something that can be computed somehow if you knew all the formulas. But I only got as far as Calc II. I know a couple of applied math PhD's.. I'll float this one past them and see if they can come up with some solution.

    ^^Funny^^

    It's like giving birth to a little poo baby ; )
  • adet983
    adet983 Posts: 138
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    hot chicks dont poop...refuse to ever believe it
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    I have bowel movements about 3-4 times a week and yet they are still large. I save them for when I'm at work or at Walmart because they have more powerful toilets.

    Yes, the rest of us who shop at Walmart really appreciate this.

    You shop in the Walmart bathrooms?
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 756 Member
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    I have bowel movements about 3-4 times a week and yet they are still large. I save them for when I'm at work or at Walmart because they have more powerful toilets.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    The laugh I just let out reading this!
  • rwisner
    rwisner Posts: 60 Member
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    Lol!! This is a funny thread...Shannon I am the same way, only go 1-2 times per week. After a bm, I am usually 1-2 pounds lighter in weight as well. ;-)
  • NovemberJune
    NovemberJune Posts: 2,525 Member
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    My MIL has the same problem, with the not going frequently enough. :( She's been to the doctor several times and they have yet to figure it out.
  • XxXHillaryXxX
    XxXHillaryXxX Posts: 32 Member
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    Warm prune juice, that's what you need. Heat it up and drink it down. Warming it up is the key. :wink:
  • emc1014
    emc1014 Posts: 9 Member
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    My husband does that all the time and swears he ways less after pooping, lol.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    Warm prune juice, that's what you need. Heat it up and drink it down. Warming it up is the key. :wink:

    so you need the taste of hot *kitten* to produce?
  • hanna6774
    hanna6774 Posts: 225
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    Corn people, lots and lots of corn.......just saying:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • AimersBee
    AimersBee Posts: 775 Member
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    Do you flush the toilet as you're going, or is there enough room in there? :-/
  • traceyjayne64
    traceyjayne64 Posts: 262
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    when i was a child, around 4/5, i only went around once every ten-14 days according to my mum. I was taken to see a specialist who just said it was a 'lazy' colon and other than eating the right things there wasn't alot that could be done as long as i was ok, healthy and not suffering !!!
    This continued until i was in my mid 20's when i spent 2 years on a vegetarian diet then suddenly everything changed and i was going more frequently.

    Even now though, i still only go around 3 times a week :ohwell:

    *note to self, weigh myself after pooping lol

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