funny thing with my BF

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  • jennifer52484
    jennifer52484 Posts: 888 Member
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    rough sex with someone who clearly isn't you... Def go through his phone:P
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    It's cancer. Sorry.

    Do you think it could be??? maybe I should take him to the doctor!!!!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    Are you serious right now
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    bruises are caused by excessive rough *kitten*. back scratches are from self-flagellation because he is atoning for his sins.

    you have a good man. you should find his cat o nine tails and smell it.
  • leynak
    leynak Posts: 963 Member
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    Maybe it's a poltergeist? I've heard lots of stories about ghosts that go around scratching people...
  • adamsurpren
    adamsurpren Posts: 53
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    All these joking responses...

    Maybe..in all seriousness, he is in some sort of situation that you need to talk to him about. Remember, you care for him, and he cares for you, there is no harm in asking. Listen closely to how he responds, that might give you an answer.

    Ignoring it = probably cheating

    Brushing it off life it's nothing = probably some sort of physical altercation

    Any other response would probably be better than those. A relationship is nothing if it doesn't have good communication. Good luck!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Did you check your scale?

    :laugh:
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Did you check your scale?

    why would i check my scale???
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    probably just his wife....no reason to worry \m/
  • GrnEydGrl86
    GrnEydGrl86 Posts: 154
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    LOL! :laugh: I so needed this today!!!
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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    I have no idea what you may be referring to, but Bryce from the Blue Oyster Bar called and said your BF needs to pay his tab as it's getting pretty large.
  • Crystal0827
    Crystal0827 Posts: 244 Member
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    One can't be this dumb...... never mind yes one could be....
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    Does he reek like booze when he arrives like htis??
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,829 Member
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    Does he have a Designated Hooker?
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Does he reek like booze when he arrives like htis??

    he does!
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
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    Check for signs of a Consistent Alien Tracking Implant Device (CATID) on his body. If you find one, then what you describe could be wounds from alien abductions. Bring up anal probes in a conversation, if he shutters and panics, then that would confirm things a bit more.
  • mikeocost14
    mikeocost14 Posts: 25
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    Does he have a Designated Hooker?

    Dyslexic Hobo?
  • aba160
    aba160 Posts: 37 Member
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    He's probably training to be a MMA fighter.

    Did you go through his text messages/emails/computer to see if his trainer has been talking to him about his most recent fight??
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    SMELL HIS WANG!!!!!!! :bigsmile:
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,829 Member
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    He's been hanging out with Chris Brown.

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