funny thing with my BF

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  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
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    I couldnt help it, he took my bacon.



    Mmmmmmmmm bacon!!! :love:
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
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    I've got it! He works a glory hole on Jersey shore on Wednesday nights. :huh:
  • Mirdir
    Mirdir Posts: 39 Member
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    Did you check your scale?
    :laugh:
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
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    Did you check your scale?

    why would i check my scale???

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    LMFAO!
  • holzjw1482
    holzjw1482 Posts: 120 Member
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    1st rule of fight club
    2nd rule about fight club
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    Sounds like a classic squirrel attack. What you need to do is find the nest and kill the queen.
  • KaciWood19
    KaciWood19 Posts: 553 Member
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    Did you check your scale?

    ROFL
  • Abells
    Abells Posts: 756 Member
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    Did you check your scale?

    hahahha you read the other post - -im losing my *kitten* right now!
  • Abells
    Abells Posts: 756 Member
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    1st rule of fight club

    Beat me to it.

    I am Jack's COMPLETE LACK OF SURPRISE
  • andreanicole686
    andreanicole686 Posts: 406 Member
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    1st rule of fight club
    hahahaa
  • bricktowngal
    bricktowngal Posts: 206
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    :laugh:
    He definitely fell off the bed, hit his neck on the dresser, landed on the cat and the cat went all ape **** on him.
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
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    No lie, the scale comment had me rolling
  • AmericanExpat
    AmericanExpat Posts: 158 Member
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    He's cheating on you and having rough sex with another woman

    that exactly what I was thinking :laugh: :laugh:
  • OH_matt
    OH_matt Posts: 228 Member
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    Did you consider he's a super hero and doesn't have a very good outfit yet?

    Has crime been on the decline in your area since all this started?

    I will have to check. he does talk about punishing prostitutes a lot.

    Punishing prostitutes??? Sounds like they might be punishing him
  • LindaCWy
    LindaCWy Posts: 463 Member
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    Is he eating back his exercise calories?
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    He's cheating on you and having rough sex with another woman

    that exactly what I was thinking :laugh: :laugh:

    He could be cheating on you with a GUY!!! quick .......check his gymbag for condoms!
  • andreacord
    andreacord Posts: 928
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    HAHAH @ check the scale. and fight club. :laugh:
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
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    Funny you mention this..... Last week i went to the dentist and she put me under the gas for a routine teeth cleaning.... When i woke up my pants were unbuttoned and i had the same type of bruising as he has. Im really curious what is causing all of these symptoms.
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
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    Funny you mention this..... Last week i went to the dentist and she put me under the gas for a routine teeth cleaning.... When i woke up my pants were unbuttoned and i had the same type of bruising as he has. Im really curious what is causing all of these symptoms.

    At least im not alone with this problem!
  • Pete_Mann
    Pete_Mann Posts: 94
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    Is he a big fan of INXS? How about old Kung FU reruns?

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