funny thing with my BF

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  • bricktowngal
    bricktowngal Posts: 206
    :laugh:
    He definitely fell off the bed, hit his neck on the dresser, landed on the cat and the cat went all ape **** on him.
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
    No lie, the scale comment had me rolling
  • AmericanExpat
    AmericanExpat Posts: 158 Member
    He's cheating on you and having rough sex with another woman

    that exactly what I was thinking :laugh: :laugh:
  • OH_matt
    OH_matt Posts: 228 Member
    Did you consider he's a super hero and doesn't have a very good outfit yet?

    Has crime been on the decline in your area since all this started?

    I will have to check. he does talk about punishing prostitutes a lot.

    Punishing prostitutes??? Sounds like they might be punishing him
  • LindaCWy
    LindaCWy Posts: 463 Member
    Is he eating back his exercise calories?
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    He's cheating on you and having rough sex with another woman

    that exactly what I was thinking :laugh: :laugh:

    He could be cheating on you with a GUY!!! quick .......check his gymbag for condoms!
  • andreacord
    andreacord Posts: 928
    HAHAH @ check the scale. and fight club. :laugh:
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    Funny you mention this..... Last week i went to the dentist and she put me under the gas for a routine teeth cleaning.... When i woke up my pants were unbuttoned and i had the same type of bruising as he has. Im really curious what is causing all of these symptoms.
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    Funny you mention this..... Last week i went to the dentist and she put me under the gas for a routine teeth cleaning.... When i woke up my pants were unbuttoned and i had the same type of bruising as he has. Im really curious what is causing all of these symptoms.

    At least im not alone with this problem!
  • Pete_Mann
    Pete_Mann Posts: 94
    Is he a big fan of INXS? How about old Kung FU reruns?
  • AmericanExpat
    AmericanExpat Posts: 158 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    why would i check my scale???

    There is another thread where someone is asking if her DH is cheating because the weight saved on her scale is not hers or his..
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    Maybe it's his TOTM?
  • HoLLyZ82
    HoLLyZ82 Posts: 467 Member
    are we talking about my husband? because this is how i send him off to "work". hmmm.
  • VoodooLuLu
    VoodooLuLu Posts: 636 Member
    :sad: whuhahahahahaha you guys all got me in tears here hahaha :sad:
  • lauralizzy829
    lauralizzy829 Posts: 215 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    Bahahahahahaha
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    Did you check your scale?


    LMAO WINNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH WAIT,, maybe it was his MOM !
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    I bet he told Snookie her baby is an alien. What? It's true
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I think he is just in training. Thats why the scale is missing but to be sure definately check his phone and texts but I wouldn't worry...unless you find a Nickleback song as his ringtone. Then all bets are off and you need to break up.

    GASP!!! I already know he has Nickelback on his phone!!!!
  • kenlad64
    kenlad64 Posts: 377 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    ....Funny!
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,249 Member
    Wow...that is All!!!:huh:
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    I can't find the scale thread!
  • pyrowill
    pyrowill Posts: 1,163 Member
    I think its time you faced facts. He clearly joined a travelling circus, lying on his Resume. About halfway down the railroad the clown realised he couldnt juggle 3 hamsters on fire and so they beat him up. The elephant took pity on him and gave him a lift home. But being the noble man he is he told the elephant, "drop me off round the corner, I want to walk to me front door with my head held high, knowing, I tried circus."
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    I think he is just in training. Thats why the scale is missing but to be sure definately check his phone and texts but I wouldn't worry...unless you find a Nickleback song as his ringtone. Then all bets are off and you need to break up.

    GASP!!! I already know he has Nickelback on his phone!!!!

    I think you need to breakup and at the very least move far far far away. Leave everything behind but dont forget your scale!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I think its time you faced facts. He clearly joined a travelling circus, lying on his Resume. About halfway down the railroad the clown realised he couldnt juggle 3 hamsters on fire and so they beat him up. The elephant took pity on him and gave him a lift home. But being the noble man he is he told the elephant, "drop me off round the corner, I want to walk to me front door with my head held high, knowing, I tried circus."

    /bow
  • smiles4deb
    smiles4deb Posts: 65
    As he was grabbing the scale off the top shelf in the linen closet, he slipped and caught the scale in the neck which made him fall onto the peanut butter eating dog explaining the scratches.


    No need for worry, his mother was there.

    That made me lol, out loud. thanks!

    Me too!!! :laugh:
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
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  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I think its time you faced facts. He clearly joined a travelling circus, lying on his Resume. About halfway down the railroad the clown realised he couldnt juggle 3 hamsters on fire and so they beat him up. The elephant took pity on him and gave him a lift home. But being the noble man he is he told the elephant, "drop me off round the corner, I want to walk to me front door with my head held high, knowing, I tried circus."

    this may be my favorite response ever in the history of MFP.
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
    1st rule of fight club


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • YogaNikki
    YogaNikki Posts: 284 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    Lol!
  • Hikaru37
    Hikaru37 Posts: 177 Member
    Did you check your scale?
    Hahahaha OH YOU

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