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  • Posts: 474 Member
    1st rule of fight club

    ^^^^^^ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    this has to be it.............
  • Posts: 720 Member
    Do you only see him on the weekends like friday to monday? Do you weigh 188?

    this is important
  • Posts: 1,968 Member
    these types of thread are really f'n annoying. just sayin'.
  • Posts: 761 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    Definitely check your scale!!! If there are any weird #'s on it, he is cheating on you with your MOTHER! The bruises etc are because he feels so guilty that he kicks his own *kitten* because of it. The damning evidence though will definitely be the scale! If it says 188, I am sorry but then he is cheating on you!
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  • Posts: 542 Member
    As he was grabbing the scale off the top shelf in the linen closet, he slipped and caught the scale in the neck which made him fall onto the peanut butter eating dog explaining the scratches.


    No need for worry, his mother was there.

    Ahhh.. and everything comes full circle and makes perfect sense.

    The End. :)
  • Posts: 1,799 Member
    these types of thread are really f'n annoying. just sayin'.

    I kinda like troll threads, myself.
  • Posts: 17,121 Member
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    I will have to check. he does talk about punishing prostitutes a lot.

    im not playing this game.
  • Posts: 339 Member
    I think he is just in training. Thats why the scale is missing but to be sure definately check his phone and texts but I wouldn't worry...unless you find a Nickleback song as his ringtone. Then all bets are off and you need to break up.
  • Posts: 2,238 Member
    I couldnt help it, he took my bacon.
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    Oh the irony of this post. This is the reason I can't stay out of the forums.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I WAS JUST THINKIN THE SAME
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    these types of thread are really f'n annoying. just sayin'.

    I disagree. I rather enjoy them.
  • Posts: 720 Member
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    I disagree. I rather enjoy them.

    ^ this
  • Posts: 395 Member
    1st rule of fight club

    I am Jack's crushing defeat.
  • Posts: 10,477 Member
    My heart is bursting with love for you all right now :blushing:
  • Posts: 3,046 Member
    SMELL HIS WANG!!!!!!
  • Posts: 1,629 Member
    Maybe you shouldnt be so rough
  • Posts: 395 Member
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    why would i check my scale???

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Posts: 720 Member
    SMELL HIS WANG!!!!!!

    when in doubt, pull it out... and take a big wiffffff
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    I don't always venture into the MFP forums. But when I do, it makes my day.
  • Posts: 3,685 Member
    I couldnt help it, he took my bacon.



    Mmmmmmmmm bacon!!! :love:
  • Posts: 1,082
    I've got it! He works a glory hole on Jersey shore on Wednesday nights. :huh:
  • Posts: 39 Member
    Did you check your scale?
    :laugh:
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    LMFAO!
  • Posts: 120 Member
    1st rule of fight club
    2nd rule about fight club
  • Posts: 2,573 Member
    Sounds like a classic squirrel attack. What you need to do is find the nest and kill the queen.
  • Posts: 396 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    ROFL
  • Posts: 756 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    hahahha you read the other post - -im losing my *kitten* right now!
  • Posts: 756 Member
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    Beat me to it.

    I am Jack's COMPLETE LACK OF SURPRISE
  • Posts: 406 Member
    1st rule of fight club
    hahahaa
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