funny thing with my BF

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  • mississippi_queen
    mississippi_queen Posts: 474 Member
    1st rule of fight club

    ^^^^^^ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    this has to be it.............
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    Do you only see him on the weekends like friday to monday? Do you weigh 188?

    this is important
  • mrmanmeat
    mrmanmeat Posts: 1,968 Member
    these types of thread are really f'n annoying. just sayin'.
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    Definitely check your scale!!! If there are any weird #'s on it, he is cheating on you with your MOTHER! The bruises etc are because he feels so guilty that he kicks his own *kitten* because of it. The damning evidence though will definitely be the scale! If it says 188, I am sorry but then he is cheating on you!
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  • mtaylor33557
    mtaylor33557 Posts: 542 Member
    As he was grabbing the scale off the top shelf in the linen closet, he slipped and caught the scale in the neck which made him fall onto the peanut butter eating dog explaining the scratches.


    No need for worry, his mother was there.

    Ahhh.. and everything comes full circle and makes perfect sense.

    The End. :)
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    these types of thread are really f'n annoying. just sayin'.

    I kinda like troll threads, myself.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Did you consider he's a super hero and doesn't have a very good outfit yet?

    Has crime been on the decline in your area since all this started?

    I will have to check. he does talk about punishing prostitutes a lot.

    im not playing this game.
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
    I think he is just in training. Thats why the scale is missing but to be sure definately check his phone and texts but I wouldn't worry...unless you find a Nickleback song as his ringtone. Then all bets are off and you need to break up.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    I couldnt help it, he took my bacon.
  • whitehandlady
    whitehandlady Posts: 459 Member
    One can't be this dumb......never mind yes one could be....

    Oh the irony of this post. This is the reason I can't stay out of the forums.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I WAS JUST THINKIN THE SAME
  • Lil_MiSsSunshiNe
    Lil_MiSsSunshiNe Posts: 167
    these types of thread are really f'n annoying. just sayin'.

    I disagree. I rather enjoy them.
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    these types of thread are really f'n annoying. just sayin'.

    I disagree. I rather enjoy them.

    ^ this
  • Maude_Lewbowski
    Maude_Lewbowski Posts: 395 Member
    1st rule of fight club

    I am Jack's crushing defeat.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    My heart is bursting with love for you all right now :blushing:
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    SMELL HIS WANG!!!!!!
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
    Maybe you shouldnt be so rough
  • Maude_Lewbowski
    Maude_Lewbowski Posts: 395 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    why would i check my scale???

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    SMELL HIS WANG!!!!!!

    when in doubt, pull it out... and take a big wiffffff
  • mikeocost14
    mikeocost14 Posts: 25
    I don't always venture into the MFP forums. But when I do, it makes my day.
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    I couldnt help it, he took my bacon.



    Mmmmmmmmm bacon!!! :love:
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    I've got it! He works a glory hole on Jersey shore on Wednesday nights. :huh:
  • Mirdir
    Mirdir Posts: 39 Member
    Did you check your scale?
    :laugh:
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    Did you check your scale?

    why would i check my scale???

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    LMFAO!
  • holzjw1482
    holzjw1482 Posts: 120 Member
    1st rule of fight club
    2nd rule about fight club
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Sounds like a classic squirrel attack. What you need to do is find the nest and kill the queen.
  • KaciWood19
    KaciWood19 Posts: 396 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    ROFL
  • Abells
    Abells Posts: 756 Member
    Did you check your scale?

    hahahha you read the other post - -im losing my *kitten* right now!
  • Abells
    Abells Posts: 756 Member
    1st rule of fight club

    Beat me to it.

    I am Jack's COMPLETE LACK OF SURPRISE
  • andreanicole686
    andreanicole686 Posts: 406 Member
    1st rule of fight club
    hahahaa
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