Bored...ask me anything.
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do you prefer day or evening sex?
Love morning sex.
It's cold outside, cuddled up in a nice warm bed with a nice warm sexy girl next to ya....and I awaken with her hand playing with my package through my AE trunk briefs. The rest well........you know what happened.
Awesome answer. I reread it like 2 more times, slowly and sensually......;)0 -
Here's a few:
1. If money was no object, what car would you get?
2. As an adult, have you ever pooped your pants?
3. If your house was on fire, what one object would you save?
4. Disposable toilet seat covers, yea or nay?
5. If you had a chance, what one question would you ask me?0 -
Will you come do my Biographies homework, cook dinner, and finish my laundry so I can go for another run this evening?!0
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do you prefer day or evening sex?
Love morning sex.
It's cold outside, cuddled up in a nice warm bed with a nice warm sexy girl next to ya....and I awaken with her hand playing with my package through my AE trunk briefs. The rest well........you know what happened.
Awesome answer. I reread it like 2 more times, slowly and sensually......;)
Awesome question. I reread it like 2 more times, slowly and sensually......;)
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can you Integrate: 1/(a^2-x^2) giving the answer in terms of a and x ?
If ((1+x)/(1-3x))^1/2= A+Bx+Cx^2.... can you give A, B and C and state when these values are valid ?
bacon bacon and more bacon.
It's true. . . bacon is the answer to everything. . .0 -
so serious question¬
when you are doing it `right` are you using `roids`?
To get to the physique that you have in your pic it would be difficult to get so ripped in 1 year unless you were in great shape to start with??
It is very difficult to get to a shape like that without some form of help methinks???
Grrrr...0 -
What would it take to make you blush?0
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can you Integrate: 1/(a^2-x^2) giving the answer in terms of a and x ?
If ((1+x)/(1-3x))^1/2= A+Bx+Cx^2.... can you give A, B and C and state when these values are valid ?
bacon bacon and more bacon.
It's true. . . bacon is the answer to everything. . .
You are so right, my head hurts! Now where's my bacon...
BTW, J&D's bacon flavored seasoning is powdered sex.0 -
If your spouse and your child were drowning, who would you save first??0
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Here's a few:
1. If money was no object, what car would you get?
2. As an adult, have you ever pooped your pants?
3. If your house was on fire, what one object would you save?
4. Disposable toilet seat covers, yea or nay?
5. If you had a chance, what one question would you ask me?
1. If money was no object, what car would you get?
2. As an adult, have you ever pooped your pants?
Once, had the diarrhea - felt bad man.
3. If your house was on fire, what one object would you save?
Cell phone, will use to call police.
4. Disposable toilet seat covers, yea or nay?
Yea.
5. If you had a chance, what one question would you ask me?
Would you be upset if your girl was making out with another girl? like as long as she was with me she could make out with any girl she wants.0 -
Hope I changed your mind.
For sure, I'm like hella in love with you...0 -
Will you come do my Biographies homework, cook dinner, and finish my laundry so I can go for another run this evening?!
Do I look like your girlfriend/wife?
Oh what?0 -
How I much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he were chuck Norris?0
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Hope I changed your mind.
For sure, I'm like hella in love with you...
Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been thinking about you speechless and in awe. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of texts and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.0 -
Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been thinking about you speechless and in awe. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of texts and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.
Do you plagiarize much? 0 -
How I much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he were chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't *kitten* with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.0 -
.Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been thinking about you speechless and in awe. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of texts and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.
Do you plagiarize much?
Woah woah woah woah....hold the keyboard...is this true Lukazetta?0 -
Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been thinking about you speechless and in awe. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of texts and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.
Do you plagiarize much?
regardless... i would love to be plagiarized to in that manner... Lucky woman!
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.Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been thinking about you speechless and in awe. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of texts and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.
Do you plagiarize much?
Woah woah woah woah....hold the keyboard...is this true Lukazetta?
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would kill myself rather than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made by a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself0 -
Here's a few:
1. If money was no object, what car would you get?
2. As an adult, have you ever pooped your pants?
3. If your house was on fire, what one object would you save?
4. Disposable toilet seat covers, yea or nay?
5. If you had a chance, what one question would you ask me?
5. If you had a chance, what one question would you ask me?
Would you be upset if your girl was making out with another girl? like as long as she was with me she could make out with any girl she wants.
No, and I encourage her. She laughs it off, but I tell her I'm serious and I want to be there when it happens. I've gone up to women at stores before and asked them if they would make out with my girlfriend, but I was just goofing around because I was bored (although deep down I kinda hoped it would happen... ;D )
Hell, she could go all the way for all I care... Just not with dudes.0 -
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would kill myself rather than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made by a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself
Question answered with plagiarism. Nicely played. :smokin:0 -
.Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been thinking about you speechless and in awe. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of texts and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.
Do you plagiarize much?
Woah woah woah woah....hold the keyboard...is this true Lukazetta?
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would kill myself rather than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made by a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself
It is plagiarism! And I thought for a minute you really meant what you "typed." I can't believe you actually made me fall in love with you....I had tit pix almost waiting in your inbox....a shame....a shame....=(0 -
New questions:
1. What's your favorite cut of steak, and bone-in or boneless
(BTW, when I worked at a butcher block, I used to amuse myself by asking people, "Would you like a nice bonin'?")
2. Have you ever farted in public and blamed on somebody else?
3. Women's cleavage: avoid staring or is it fair game?
4. #1 place you would go on vacation?
5. Have you ever shaved your gentleman's business bald and gotten a rash?
6. Who are you going to vote for president, or are you voting at all?
7. Pee'd in a pool?
8. Favorite song of all time?
9. Best prank you've ever done?
10. What one question would you ask me if you could (besides the one you already asked)?0 -
.Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been thinking about you speechless and in awe. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of texts and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.
Do you plagiarize much?
Woah woah woah woah....hold the keyboard...is this true Lukazetta?
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would kill myself rather than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made by a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself
It is plagiarism! And I thought for a minute you really meant what you "typed." I can't believe you actually made me fall in love with you....I had tit pix almost waiting in your inbox....a shame....a shame....=(
I changed my mind too.
Your elbows are way too pointy.0 -
question=meaning of life what is it?0
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^well he's hotter than you, Lukazetta....0
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Are you secretly ugly?
Paypal me some $ to find out.
Nice Try.0 -
New questions:
1. What's your favorite cut of steak, and bone-in or boneless
(BTW, when I worked at a butcher block, I used to amuse myself by asking people, "Would you like a nice bonin'?")
2. Have you ever farted in public and blamed on somebody else?
3. Women's cleavage: avoid staring or is it fair game?
4. #1 place you would go on vacation?
5. Have you ever shaved your gentleman's business bald and gotten a rash?
6. Who are you going to vote for president, or are you voting at all?
7. Pee'd in a pool?
8. Favorite song of all time?
9. Best prank you've ever done?
10. What one question would you ask me if you could (besides the one you already asked)?
1. What's your favorite cut of steak, and bone-in or boneless
(BTW, when I worked at a butcher block, I used to amuse myself by asking people, "Would you like a nice bonin'?")
Cool story brah, t-bone steaks are my fav.
2. Have you ever farted in public and blamed on somebody else?
Yes, it was a girl too.
3. Women's cleavage: avoid staring or is it fair game?
Fair game but depends on who it is and where you are in public.
4. #1 place you would go on vacation?
Maldives
5. Have you ever shaved your gentleman's business bald and gotten a rash?
Never shave, only trim - protips.
6. Who are you going to vote for president, or are you voting at all?
Ron Paul.
7. Pee'd in a pool?
Yes.
8. Favorite song of all time?
Pendulum - Tarantula
9. Best prank you've ever done?
Put sex sounds into roommate's I Tunes party playlist to see reaction during the actual party.
10. What one question would you ask me if you could (besides the one you already asked)?
How can I get a 6 pack? Also, if I work really hard, can I get one in about 3 weeks? (lol)question=meaning of life what is it?
Life is meaningless. We are all just descendants of ancient aliens.0 -
Oh heavenly blessed beauty who's inner beauty is forever divine, sculpted from the hands of Aphrodite herself. The amount of elegance and purity you possess will never be accurately portrayed in a meer sculpture even from the finest of stone.^well he's hotter than you, Lukazetta....
Please tell me this...
Would he run a 10 mile marathon with 20 lb weights strapped around each ankle with a small asian man strapped to his back shouting insults at him while whipping the back of his head while a midget on a moped follows him with a paintball gun that's shooting frozen paintballs at his nether regions only to be greeted by a pack of wild hyenas that I have to kill with his bare hands blind folded just shake hands with the janitor that cleaned your high school classroom at the end of it all?0 -
New questions:
1. What's your favorite cut of steak, and bone-in or boneless
(BTW, when I worked at a butcher block, I used to amuse myself by asking people, "Would you like a nice bonin'?")
2. Have you ever farted in public and blamed on somebody else?
3. Women's cleavage: avoid staring or is it fair game?
4. #1 place you would go on vacation?
5. Have you ever shaved your gentleman's business bald and gotten a rash?
6. Who are you going to vote for president, or are you voting at all?
7. Pee'd in a pool?
8. Favorite song of all time?
9. Best prank you've ever done?
10. What one question would you ask me if you could (besides the one you already asked)?
9. Best prank you've ever done?
Put sex sounds into roommate's I Tunes party playlist to see reaction during the actual party.
10. What one question would you ask me if you could (besides the one you already asked)?
How can I get a 6 pack? Also, if I work really hard, can I get one in about 3 weeks? (lol)
LOL at your prank! I used to work with a guy in the military who had porn on his Zune. I used to play the sound through the PC speakers on his desk when he left the room and see how fast he would shut it all down.
I had a six-pack, but I drank it last night...question=meaning of life what is it?
Life is meaningless. We are all just descendants of ancient aliens.
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