I come to MFP to pick up chicks

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  • annaliza
    annaliza Posts: 809
    Besides...what's a lady got to do to pick up a guy around here???

    There's waaaayyyyyyy too much competition :bigsmile:
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    Not to whine too much, 'cause it's certainly not a bad deal to be a Male-Hetero-WASP, but....

    We men live in a world where the M-F ratio is about 1 to 1, women know that they can throw us away like Kleenex and grab another in a matter of minutes, and we're treated to endless "doofus dads" on TV reminding us how clueless and irrelevent we are.

    We try to flirt a little at Kmart and the checker girl rolls her eyes and rings up our tinactin,,, Try to flirt at church and get thrown off the bake sale committee,,, Try to flirt in the park and get maced (again)...

    But here on MFP the ladies are fun and a little flirty and the M-F ratio is about 20 to 1 and it's just way cool.

    Big secret - I joined this website @ 270 pounds, and I've been recording weightloss to make my ticker look good and gain some cred. I've actually gained another 11 pounds,,, it's all a lie! It's all a lie!

    I'm just here for the chicks too. :brokenheart:

    <<wow - now I definitely have to get those before/now pics up this weekend. Hehehe,,, >>

    I thought u looked familair...sorry about the incident in the parking lot :flowerforyou:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    I don't care if you are married. this site keeps me laughing, and it is hard to stuff your face when you are typing! 22 pounds gone! 11 more to go! So Casper, you come here often? :laugh:
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    Not true Liza, and I don't really appreciate you spreading tales. :angry:
    The shirt is a button-up, blue & black plaid. I'm wearing it again today. :smile: :wink: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:

    I'm sorry too Kimber. You can remove the restraining order now. I hope your hand is Ok.

    Yes Czew, come here quite a bit. Check in between tasks @ work. (Engineering tech.).
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Not true Liza, and I don't really appreciate you spreading tales. :angry:
    The shirt is a button-up, blue & black plaid. I'm wearing it again today. :smile: :wink: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:

    I'm sorry too Kimber. You can remove the restraining order now. I hope your hand is Ok.

    Yes Czew, come here quite a bit. Check in between tasks @ work. (Engineering tech.).

    your profile says married two barely grown kids, all 4 of mine are barely grown too! :laugh: :laugh:
    Momma money bucks I think they call me, but alas I work hard for the money! 34, 32, 26, 23. love every one of them. trying to get fit to start chasing grand babies, hint hint kids, did you hear that!

    PS my hubby is 235 to 250 lbs most of the time, I hate me a skinny man! :laugh: :laugh:
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    Here I thought picking up chicks meant fried chicken bucket from KFC....what was I thinkin':wink::laugh:
  • annaliza
    annaliza Posts: 809
    Not true Liza, and I don't really appreciate you spreading tales. :angry:
    The shirt is a button-up, blue & black plaid. I'm wearing it again today. :smile: :wink: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:

    I'm sorry too Kimber. You can remove the restraining order now. I hope your hand is Ok.

    Yes Czew, come here quite a bit. Check in between tasks @ work. (Engineering tech.).

    Hmmmm....

    Prove it!

    Where's a pic with that hot shirt of yours? :bigsmile:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Here I thought picking up chicks meant fried chicken bucket from KFC....what was I thinkin':wink::laugh:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmfriedchicken.....:bigsmile:
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    Our progeny are 20 and 19.

    A few weeks ago my wife saw a li'l one and said something about grandbabies. I said "Don't rush it cupcake, J&J are both a little young to be having kids yet".

    She said "Well my mom had a grandkid when she was my age",

    So I said - - - - "Yeah,,, but her dughter was a tramp!" :devil:

    <<I don't really remember what happened next>>
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Here I thought picking up chicks meant fried chicken bucket from KFC....what was I thinkin':wink::laugh:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmfriedchicken.....:bigsmile:

    The disguise ain't working Kity! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: unless you want to bat your mustache too! :laugh:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Our progeny are 20 and 19.

    A few weeks ago my wife saw a li'l one and said something about grandbabies. I said "Don't rush it cupcake, J&J are both a little young to be having kids yet".

    She said "Well my mom had a grandkid when she was my age",

    So I said - - - - "Yeah,,, but her dughter was a tramp!" :devil:

    <<I don't really remember what happened next>>

    Clocked you did she! That *kitten* happens.........:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Here I thought picking up chicks meant fried chicken bucket from KFC....what was I thinkin':wink::laugh:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmfriedchicken.....:bigsmile:

    The disguise ain't working Kity! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: unless you want to bat your mustache too! :laugh:

    nope. I'll wiggle my eyebrows tho...:laugh: :bigsmile: :tongue:
  • annaliza
    annaliza Posts: 809
    Our progeny are 20 and 19.

    A few weeks ago my wife saw a li'l one and said something about grandbabies. I said "Don't rush it cupcake, J&J are both a little young to be having kids yet".

    She said "Well my mom had a grandkid when she was my age",

    So I said - - - - "Yeah,,, but her dughter was a tramp!" :devil:

    <<I don't really remember what happened next>>

    LOL - I'd clock you too...but...

    Awww..... cupcake....I love a man that refers back to something sweet and delicious!

    You could always start a new family like me....21, 20 (in 6 days), 3, 1-1/2.... :wink:
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    I have a 20 year old daughter, a 19 year old son, and an 18 year old vasectomy. :laugh:

    Lady D has an 11 year old partial hysterectomy.

    Nope,,,,,,,, We're done. Time to par-tay,,, which is another reason to drop 70 pounds. :bigsmile:
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    Our progeny are 20 and 19.

    A few weeks ago my wife saw a li'l one and said something about grandbabies. I said "Don't rush it cupcake, J&J are both a little young to be having kids yet".

    She said "Well my mom had a grandkid when she was my age",

    So I said - - - - "Yeah,,, but her dughter was a tramp!" :devil:

    <<I don't really remember what happened next>>

    LOL - I'd clock you too...but...

    Awww..... cupcake....I love a man that refers back to something sweet and delicious!

    You could always start a new family like me....21, 20 (in 6 days), 3, 1-1/2.... :wink:

    I think I'd have a heart attack.....mine are 13 and 17 - and we are done!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Our progeny are 20 and 19.

    A few weeks ago my wife saw a li'l one and said something about grandbabies. I said "Don't rush it cupcake, J&J are both a little young to be having kids yet".

    She said "Well my mom had a grandkid when she was my age",

    So I said - - - - "Yeah,,, but her dughter was a tramp!" :devil:

    <<I don't really remember what happened next>>

    LOL - I'd clock you too...but...

    Awww..... cupcake....I love a man that refers back to something sweet and delicious!

    You could always start a new family like me....21, 20 (in 6 days), 3, 1-1/2.... :wink:

    Call out the guys with the straight jackets! annaliza has lost her mind! That is why god made Menopause! I do not envy you at all! Poor thing!
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    That would be like going to prison for 20 years,,, and the finally, on the day of your parole, putting your civies on and getting your little suitcase and your $30 and walking out the front gate of the prison,,,

    And then taking the gun from the guard at the gate, shooting him, and walking right back into the prison. :noway:


    Nope - love my kids, wouldn't change a minute, but ready to do something else. If it works for you more power to ya', but it ain't for me.
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Give me my Von Dutch low rise Jeans, wind and a Pair of Prada sun glasses! I am good with the ones I have. Something to be said for walking around the house in your Skin! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • GreenEyedMonster
    GreenEyedMonster Posts: 803
    Wow... sorry about disappearing. About the only time I get on here is to update my food and exercise and I check the forums for good info. I definately need to dedicate more of my time to you. There was about 1 page of posts when I last checked and now four pages later I don't even know where to start. I'll have to thank my Dad for my eyeballs though. Apparently it's my one saving grace (at least until I lose this weight and get back to the point where my stepsister's friends comment on my abs) :happy:
  • annaliza
    annaliza Posts: 809
    That would be like going to prison for 20 years,,, and the finally, on the day of your parole, putting your civies on and getting your little suitcase and your $30 and walking out the front gate of the prison,,,

    And then taking the gun from the guard at the gate, shooting him, and walking right back into the prison. :noway:


    Nope - love my kids, wouldn't change a minute, but ready to do something else. If it works for you more power to ya', but it ain't for me.

    LOL

    That about sums it up!

    I figured I'll be an expert at raising kids by the time I'm done...I'll be actively raising kids for 40 years!

    Darn that stinking doctor for telling me I couldn't have any more...

    Darn that stinking bottle of wine....twice LOL
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    Cat still got your tongue about the wife....everyone says there's one and that you had info on your profile and it's gone....you have us all wondering......
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Wow... sorry about disappearing. About the only time I get on here is to update my food and exercise and I check the forums for good info. I definately need to dedicate more of my time to you. There was about 1 page of posts when I last checked and now four pages later I don't even know where to start. I'll have to thank my Dad for my eyeballs though. Apparently it's my one saving grace (at least until I lose this weight and get back to the point where my stepsister's friends comment on my abs) :happy:

    Ready to fess up about the wife and kids, or are we to enjoy your flirtation trying to believe lies too? It really is all good, no one is going to meet anyone anyway! Sooooooooooooo what is your kids names?
  • annaliza
    annaliza Posts: 809
    Wow... sorry about disappearing. About the only time I get on here is to update my food and exercise and I check the forums for good info. I definately need to dedicate more of my time to you. There was about 1 page of posts when I last checked and now four pages later I don't even know where to start. I'll have to thank my Dad for my eyeballs though. Apparently it's my one saving grace (at least until I lose this weight and get back to the point where my stepsister's friends comment on my abs) :happy:

    LOL

    I thought we scared you away....

    Uh HUH....you said "check the forums for GOOD info"

    that explains why you haven't come back to this post...

    I don't care about the wife. Hell, I have a husband too

    Lol, and it's not like you'll be coming to Wv anytime soon!
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Wow... sorry about disappearing. About the only time I get on here is to update my food and exercise and I check the forums for good info. I definately need to dedicate more of my time to you. There was about 1 page of posts when I last checked and now four pages later I don't even know where to start. I'll have to thank my Dad for my eyeballs though. Apparently it's my one saving grace (at least until I lose this weight and get back to the point where my stepsister's friends comment on my abs) :happy:

    Good to know we didn't scare you away.:wink:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    just in case that is a four barrel shot gun confession request!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Oh and one more thing, that little number under your pic in the threads, that will tell us every posting you make, every thread you go to! just with one tiny click.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    you can run but you can't hide!
    Come on back and Play!
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    I'm in Wv right now,,,,, :smile:
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    Oh and one more thing, that little number under your pic in the threads, that will tell us every posting you make, every thread you go to! just with one tiny click.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    you can run but you can't hide!
    Come on back and Play!

    BWAHAHA!
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    I'm in Wv right now,,,,, :smile:

    Where's my popcorn - this is getting good....nevermind water instead.....must have water....
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    I'm in Wv right now,,,,, :smile:

    Sorry there Oscar, I was having a bit of fun scaring our little soldier! Wv? I am having brain fade. West Virginia?
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