All time favorite line from a movie...
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I guess I picked the wrong week to stop stop sniffing glue -Airplane :-)0
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
"It would be the last unicorn that came to Molly Grue"
"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A f*ckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a *kitten* what kind of pants the son of a b*tch who shot you was wearing?"0 -
I love it when Banner says, "I'm always angry."0
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"scuba steve DAMN YOU" after steping on scuba steve "Big Daddy"0
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"They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come"- Terrance Mann0
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Fat guy in a little coat....fat guy in a little coat
That's gonna leave a mark!
Brothers don't shake hands...brothers gotta HUG!
Does this tie make my face look fat? ....No your face makes your face look fat!
What'd You DO????
Pretty little maidens all in a row!
All from Tommy Boy0 -
"Kitty, I have my finger in your mouth but I don't feel any teeth" - Eight Crazy Nights0
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"They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come"- Terrance Mann
(wiping tear)...... get's me everytime.
If I stay for the, "Hey, Dad...... can we have a catch" I am a blubbering baby for at least an hour.0 -
"This pie is so good." - Urban Cowboy0
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"I just thought if you invited me over, you knew it was me showing up" - If These Walls Could Talk 2 - Chloe Sevigny0
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I'm your huckleberry....Tombstone0
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There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."
Now... I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your *kitten*. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before I popped a cap in his *kitten*.
But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *kitten* in the valley of darkness.
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth.
The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
This. This right here.
Also "I'ma get medieval on your *kitten*."0 -
Fat guy in a little coat....fat guy in a little coat
That's gonna leave a mark!
Brothers don't shake hands...brothers gotta HUG!
Does this tie make my face look fat? ....No your face makes your face look fat!
What'd You DO????
Pretty little maidens all in a row!
All from Tommy Boy
You forgot, "UGH, I can HEAR you getting fatter."0 -
I'm your huckleberry....Tombstone
Oooh, that's second. Along with "There's no normal life, Wyatt. There's just life."0 -
Another quote from Donnie Darko (this movie has a lot of great lines, btw!)
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." -Kitty Farmer0 -
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"Of course it's hard, if it wasn't hard everyone would do it, the hard is what makes it great" - A League of Their Own
(Used to motivate me during my marathons!)0 -
You're killing me Smalls!!! The Sandlot
Leave the gun, take the cannolis0 -
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
or ....
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
or ....
TOE PICK!0 -
Anchorman
Ron Burgundy: Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?
Or
40 year old virgin
Andy Stitzer: [pretending to talk to Trish] Really? All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins, too? That's funny... I didn't even know you girls talked like that. I think my first time might be your best time, too. Well, I knew it. You know what? I knew that you'd react that way and I knew that you would want to lead me through my first sexual encounter will all the compassion and care that someone would give to their soulmate.0 -
Dirty Harry- Clint Eastwood
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?0 -
Jonathan Trager, prominent television producer for ESPN, died last night from complications of losing his soul mate and his "fiancee. He was 35 years old. Soft-spoken and obsessive, Trager never looked the part of a hopeless romantic. But, in the final days of his life, he revealed an unknown side of his psyche. This hidden quasi-Jungian persona surfaced during the Agatha Christie-like pursuit of his long reputed soul mate, a woman whom he only spent a few precious hours with. Sadly, the protracted search ended late Saturday night in complete and utter failure. Yet even in certain defeat, the courageous Trager secretly clung to the belief that life is not merely a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences. Uh-uh. But rather, its a tapestry of events that culminate in an exquisite, sublime plan. Asked about the loss of his dear friend, Dean Kansky, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author and executive editor of the New York Times, described Jonathan as a changed man in the last days of his life. "Things were clearer for him," Kansky noted. Ultimately Jonathan concluded that if we are to live life in harmony with the universe, we must all possess a powerful faith in what the ancients used to call "fatum", what we currently refer to as destiny. "
Serendipity0 -
Oh Thank God!!!! From Water World0
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Get to the Choppaaa - Arnold Schwartzeneger
Put that cookie down - Arnold Schwartzeneger0 -
"Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side. You have paid the price for your lack of vision. Now, young Skywalker, you will die." - Emperor Palpatine - Return of the Jedi
“That’s no moon, it’s a space station.” - Obi Wan Kenobi - A New Hope
"Hide behind the pile of dead bards!" - Flynn - The Gamers: Dorkness Rising
"Everything's better with pirates!" - Lodge - The Gamers: Dorkness Rising
"I'm not evil! I'm chaotic neutral!" - Luster - The Gamers: Dorkness Rising
Actually pretty much anything from Star Wars or Dorkness Rising0 -
LOVE THAT MOVIEJonathan Trager, prominent television producer for ESPN, died last night from complications of losing his soul mate and his "fiancee. He was 35 years old. Soft-spoken and obsessive, Trager never looked the part of a hopeless romantic. But, in the final days of his life, he revealed an unknown side of his psyche. This hidden quasi-Jungian persona surfaced during the Agatha Christie-like pursuit of his long reputed soul mate, a woman whom he only spent a few precious hours with. Sadly, the protracted search ended late Saturday night in complete and utter failure. Yet even in certain defeat, the courageous Trager secretly clung to the belief that life is not merely a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences. Uh-uh. But rather, its a tapestry of events that culminate in an exquisite, sublime plan. Asked about the loss of his dear friend, Dean Kansky, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author and executive editor of the New York Times, described Jonathan as a changed man in the last days of his life. "Things were clearer for him," Kansky noted. Ultimately Jonathan concluded that if we are to live life in harmony with the universe, we must all possess a powerful faith in what the ancients used to call "fatum", what we currently refer to as destiny. "
Serendipity0 -
Also kindergarten cop
Boys have a p@#$ and girls have a va@#$%0 -
You know, you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated. Normally I go out with girls who talk so much you could hook them up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New Hampshire town.
Good Morning Vietnam - Robin Williams0 -
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."
Now... I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your *kitten*. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before I popped a cap in his *kitten*.
But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *kitten* in the valley of darkness.
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth.
The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
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Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. ~Willy Wonka~
I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready! ~Mr. Turkentine from Willy Wonka~
Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair...
Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth...
Oh really fool? Really!! Ugh ugh ugh...
STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN ~Billy Maddison~
Back to school, back to school
To prove to dad that I'm not a fool
I've got my lunch packed up
My boots tied tight
I hope I don't get in a fight...
OH back to school ~Billy Maddison~
Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini? Well he wasn't like today's magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that? Misdirection ~Gabriel , Swordfish~
God there are so many more....0
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