chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning MY phatcat!! Where have you been?

    Good Afternoon SoCo Can I tell you I have been busy working and must go back to it soon? I should have some time later. Busting my butt so I don't have to work either Sat or Mon

    Do you know we will be missing you and looking forward to your return?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Is gorilla torturing Dawn again? lol

    Or is Dawn torturing Gorilla?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Is gorilla torturing Dawn again? lol
    Who is this "Dawn" of which you speak?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is gorilla torturing Dawn again? lol

    Or is Dawn torturing Gorilla?


    Didn't you know he only knows me by Princess? Or is that just his supplement drink?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Good morning Pom! Or is it Angela? :bigsmile:
    I'm doing well. How are you today?

    Did you see me ask if there was an Angela here, or did you miss that post? Did I fail to mention that today is the last day before my vacation? Can you imagine how happy I am right now?

    Yes, I did see that post.

    Can I wish you a wonderful vacation? Where are you going?

    Can I wish you a wonderful vacation, too? where are you going?

    We're sticking close to home, so perhaps the Cape for a couple of days, maybe the North Conway area for a couple. We'll do a day trip to Connecticut... Don't you just love autumn in New England?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Can I tell you Mag, that it is working? Leaving them in plain view gives me a visual goal.

    Buying the crap I shouldn't eat helps too, but I'm not the only person in my home. For the most part they eat healthy too, but what boy doesn't love his cookies, and ice cream?

    did you know my kid could stand to gain a couple pounds or 10? if it was just me..it wouldn't be so difficult!! my caloric vice is vodka :/ what is your caloric vice?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    What is that old adage? Something like, "Hell hath no fury... like... Dawn's early light?" ...er something like that?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    What is that old adage? Something like, "Hell hath no fury... like... Dawn's early light?" ...er something like that?

    ahahaha...funny!
    anyone wanna pick my daughter up at college...?? haha, probably not. bbl. it's nappy time after that!
    p.s. liquid codeine doesn't kick in any faster. :/

    who woulda thought?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Don't you just love codiene?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Can I say that whenever I see the name Pom my brain reads porn?

    Could this be why I wanted to know her name? My brain reads that too.

    Perhaps this is by design?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Ok, something to share... I came out of a meeting/conference call this morning with a few male coworkers trailing behind. Came up the stairs and almost to the door when I hear one of the guys say... "you can bounce a quarter off that". Of course they all had a good time commenting. Now every time I see one pass my door I get embarrassed. Will I get in trouble if I punch one of them in the throat?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Ok, something to share... I came out of a meeting/conference call this morning with a few male coworkers trailing behind. Came up the stairs and almost to the door when I hear one of the guys say... "you can bounce a quarter off that". Of course they all had a good time commenting. Now every time I see one pass my door I get embarrassed. Will I get in trouble if I punch one of them in the throat?

    Does your employer believe that violence is this answer?

    Isn't that supposed to be a compliment though?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Hey, hot stuff! How you doing? How's Chloe?

    I may have taken it as a compliment if they weren't talking about me behind my back. It was disrespectful. Know what I mean?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Hey, hot stuff! How you doing? How's Chloe?

    I may have taken it as a compliment if they weren't talking about me behind my back. It was disrespectful. Know what I mean?

    Want me to get on a plane and come out there and beat their Arses? Haven't done that in a while will probably feel good.
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Will I get in trouble if I punch one of them in the throat?

    You would limit yourself to one?

    (I walked away from two male coworkers once, only to remember something and return a few seconds later to find one of them making the universal sign for "huge rack," so I know how you feel. Can you imagine how quickly he dropped his hands when he saw me?)
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Do you know me well enough that I'll get even with them in some way that will leave them guessing what just happened?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Hey, hot stuff! How you doing? How's Chloe?

    I may have taken it as a compliment if they weren't talking about me behind my back. It was disrespectful. Know what I mean?

    I'm like a slug today.. Wouldn't you know that Chloe is too? You know I'm shocked that she hasn't ripped her stitches yet? I stayed out on the couch last night because she can jump that low (our bed is really high).. Wouldn't you know she cuddled with me all night?

    I know what you mean, but maybe it's just easier to shake your head and forget about it?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Do you know me well enough that I'll get even with them in some way that will leave them guessing what just happened?

    Salt in their coffee? *gag*
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can I tell you Mag, that it is working? Leaving them in plain view gives me a visual goal.

    Buying the crap I shouldn't eat helps too, but I'm not the only person in my home. For the most part they eat healthy too, but what boy doesn't love his cookies, and ice cream?

    did you know my kid could stand to gain a couple pounds or 10? if it was just me..it wouldn't be so difficult!! my caloric vice is vodka :/ what is your caloric vice?

    Can you look at my diary and tell me? SMH...I've done better to resist the last couple days!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Do you know me well enough that I'll get even with them in some way that will leave them guessing what just happened?

    you bet your sweet *kitten* I do...:wink:

    Just a little while longer and I'll be able to play....K?