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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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Sure about that?0
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Are you a redneck/cowboy? Do you have assless chaps?0
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I do. But, I can't share such things with someone who kicked me to the curb, can I?0
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You do? Isn't a picture worth a thousand words? :bigsmile:0
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Is it weird that I would marry a bag of Twizzlers candy if it had boobs?0
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No, I would too! Are you munching on twizzlers right now?0
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Can't you tell?0
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Are you trying to change the subject off of the assless chaps?0
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The same way you change pictures?0
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Mmmm what?0
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Did you know I chose that pic because it is what I am wearing right now? (I know, not very exciting)0
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Since I am all alone here, someone tell me... What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?0
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Depends. Did you clip the tip with your teeth?0
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How about..How far east can you go before you're heading west?0
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How else are you supposed to open those frozen icee's in the plastic tubes?Depends. Did you clip the tip with your teeth?0 -
May I join the Gorilla and Dawn party please?? Did you all miss me last night?0
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Did I miss a fun day yesterday an this thread?0
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Why doesn't my gym open until 1PM on Sundays? Buttholes.0
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Did I miss a fun day yesterday an this thread?
Would you like to know that I had a night of debauchery with a bunch of single ladies last night? WOOHOO!!!0 -
Happy Sunday guys....
Jojo as I am ALWAYS a fan of debauchery...Did you manage to get a sloe comfortable screw against the wall?
Gorilla can you not find a cardio exercise with a willing female to do before 1 O'Clock?0 -
Could I be that lucky?0
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Happy Sunday guys....
Jojo as I am ALWAYS a fan of debauchery...Did you manage to get a sloe comfortable screw against the wall?
Gorilla can you not find a cardio exercise with a willing female to do before 1 O'Clock?
MAy I tell you I did get the sloe comfortable screw against the wall?? and it was GOOOOOOOD.
I can think of one woman that would be a willing cardio exercise partner for Gorilla...can you?0 -
Have fun last night, Jojo? Are you willing to share pictures? :bigsmile:0
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Have fun last night, Jojo? Are you willing to share pictures? :bigsmile:
I am willing to share pictures...so long as you are willing to look at them??
DO I ever NOT have fun?? :devil:0 -
You have pictures of the debauchery? Is that a rookie move?...lol I wanna see!!!0
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Who in their right mind would not want to see those pictures?0
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Hey Pirate, see I passed you?0
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It's only a rookie move if you are married, isn't it?You have pictures of the debauchery? Is that a rookie move?...lol I wanna see!!!0 -
No. Have you ever in your life heard of a meathead being replaced by an English major??I can think of one woman that would be a willing cardio exercise partner for Gorilla...can you?0 -
Who in their right mind would not want to see those pictures?
Can you wait until I get to home to see the pictures, since I am at work?
Do you think it was a rookie move? Hell no.....I am proud of my debauchery...who isn't?0
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