chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    I can think of one woman that would be a willing cardio exercise partner for Gorilla...can you?
    No. Have you ever in your life heard of a meathead being replaced by an English major??

    Can I Say I have not..until now???

    and I can still think of one woman for you...as I am sure you can too??
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    And why am I not staring at these purported debaucherous pictures?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I can think of one woman that would be a willing cardio exercise partner for Gorilla...can you?
    No. Have you ever in your life heard of a meathead being replaced by an English major??

    Sometimes it's what's on the inside that counts, don't you agree?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Hey DVS...do you know I am hoping to say the same to you within 2 weeks?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Sometimes it's what's on the inside that counts, don't you agree?
    So, are you asking to have something inside you?

    (Ha.)
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    I can think of one woman that would be a willing cardio exercise partner for Gorilla...can you?
    No. Have you ever in your life heard of a meathead being replaced by an English major??

    Sometimes it's what's on the inside that counts, don't you agree?

    Isn't it always whats INSIDE?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Hey DVS...do you know I am hoping to say the same to you within 2 weeks?

    Do you know I'm going to hold you to that?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    A Pirate and a Gorilla walk into a bar.... What happens next?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Hey DVS...do you know I am hoping to say the same to you within 2 weeks?

    Do you know I'm going to hold you to that?

    Can I say challenge accepted? Deadline Friday Sept 14th!
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is Jojo off sensoring all of her pics before she shares them?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Sometimes it's what's on the inside that counts, don't you agree?
    So, are you asking to have something inside you?

    (Ha.)

    She may not be..but maybe I am???

    It may be what's on the inside that counts but to get the attention of someone it is usually something on the outside..isn't it?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    A Pirate and a Gorilla walk into a bar.... What happens next?

    doesn't this depend on whom is tending bar?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Is Jojo off sensoring all of her pics before she shares them?

    Possible wardrobe malfunctions?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Dawn and Jojo walk into a bar... What happens next?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Is Jojo off sensoring all of her pics before she shares them?

    Possible wardrobe malfunctions?

    No, I never sensor my pictures. I am at work, so I don't have them here. THey are on the camera at home, wouldn't you know it?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Dawn and Jojo walk into a bar... What happens next?
    70's porn music mysteriously starts playing in the background for some reason?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Dawn and Jojo walk into a bar... What happens next?
    70's porn music mysteriously starts playing in the background for some reason?

    and then what?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I show-up to deliver a pizza? (bow-chica-wow-wow)
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    I show-up to deliver a pizza? (bow-chica-wow-wow)

    Wait..what kind of bar is this thatwe are having pizza delivered? lol :blushing:

    I would prefer you come in full uniform handcuffs and all to arrest us..is that okay??
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    You know I'm a lawyer not a cop, right?

    Why don't any pornos start-off with lawyers suing people?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    You know I'm a lawyer not a cop, right?

    Why don't any pornos start-off with lawyers suing people?

    I know you are a lawyer and not cop..but doesn;t the whole handcuff thing make it more 70's porn like? Perhaps, we can create a modern porn where the Paralegals and the attorney are preparing for an upcoming courtcase??
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Was there sausage on that pizza?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You know I'm a lawyer not a cop, right?

    Why don't any pornos start-off with lawyers suing people?

    Have you not seen these? Aren't they the ones that start off with short skirts in an office with a hard wooden desk?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Was there sausage on that pizza?
    Kielbasa.

    Girls. Can you help me with my... briefs? (bow chica-wow-wow)
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Girls... Ready to take some dic... tation?

    l.jpg
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Did you know that I really missed you guys yesterday? :(
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Girls... Ready to take some dic... tation?

    l.jpg

    OMG! Haha! Is that Mikey with hair?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know that I really missed you guys yesterday? :(

    Where were you, Kat?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Did you know that I really missed you guys yesterday? :(

    Where were you, Kat?

    I don't even know, stupid work? Didn't I go out last night? But every time I did come on, it was like "where did everybody go?"
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know I'll be around more later? I need to go for my run and then make some banana bread, want some?

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