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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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No. Have you ever in your life heard of a meathead being replaced by an English major??I can think of one woman that would be a willing cardio exercise partner for Gorilla...can you?
Can I Say I have not..until now???
and I can still think of one woman for you...as I am sure you can too??0 -
And why am I not staring at these purported debaucherous pictures?0
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No. Have you ever in your life heard of a meathead being replaced by an English major??I can think of one woman that would be a willing cardio exercise partner for Gorilla...can you?
Sometimes it's what's on the inside that counts, don't you agree?0 -
Hey DVS...do you know I am hoping to say the same to you within 2 weeks?0
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So, are you asking to have something inside you?Sometimes it's what's on the inside that counts, don't you agree?
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No. Have you ever in your life heard of a meathead being replaced by an English major??I can think of one woman that would be a willing cardio exercise partner for Gorilla...can you?
Sometimes it's what's on the inside that counts, don't you agree?
Isn't it always whats INSIDE?0 -
Hey DVS...do you know I am hoping to say the same to you within 2 weeks?
Do you know I'm going to hold you to that?0 -
A Pirate and a Gorilla walk into a bar.... What happens next?0
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Hey DVS...do you know I am hoping to say the same to you within 2 weeks?
Do you know I'm going to hold you to that?
Can I say challenge accepted? Deadline Friday Sept 14th!0 -
Is Jojo off sensoring all of her pics before she shares them?0
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So, are you asking to have something inside you?Sometimes it's what's on the inside that counts, don't you agree?
(Ha.)
She may not be..but maybe I am???
It may be what's on the inside that counts but to get the attention of someone it is usually something on the outside..isn't it?0 -
A Pirate and a Gorilla walk into a bar.... What happens next?
doesn't this depend on whom is tending bar?0 -
Is Jojo off sensoring all of her pics before she shares them?
Possible wardrobe malfunctions?0 -
Dawn and Jojo walk into a bar... What happens next?0
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Is Jojo off sensoring all of her pics before she shares them?
Possible wardrobe malfunctions?
No, I never sensor my pictures. I am at work, so I don't have them here. THey are on the camera at home, wouldn't you know it?0 -
70's porn music mysteriously starts playing in the background for some reason?Dawn and Jojo walk into a bar... What happens next?0 -
70's porn music mysteriously starts playing in the background for some reason?Dawn and Jojo walk into a bar... What happens next?
and then what?0 -
I show-up to deliver a pizza? (bow-chica-wow-wow)0
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I show-up to deliver a pizza? (bow-chica-wow-wow)
Wait..what kind of bar is this thatwe are having pizza delivered? lol :blushing:
I would prefer you come in full uniform handcuffs and all to arrest us..is that okay??0 -
You know I'm a lawyer not a cop, right?
Why don't any pornos start-off with lawyers suing people?0 -
You know I'm a lawyer not a cop, right?
Why don't any pornos start-off with lawyers suing people?
I know you are a lawyer and not cop..but doesn;t the whole handcuff thing make it more 70's porn like? Perhaps, we can create a modern porn where the Paralegals and the attorney are preparing for an upcoming courtcase??0 -
Was there sausage on that pizza?0
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You know I'm a lawyer not a cop, right?
Why don't any pornos start-off with lawyers suing people?
Have you not seen these? Aren't they the ones that start off with short skirts in an office with a hard wooden desk?0 -
Kielbasa.Was there sausage on that pizza?
Girls. Can you help me with my... briefs? (bow chica-wow-wow)0 -
Girls... Ready to take some dic... tation?
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Did you know that I really missed you guys yesterday?
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Girls... Ready to take some dic... tation?
OMG! Haha! Is that Mikey with hair?0 -
Did you know that I really missed you guys yesterday?
Where were you, Kat?0 -
Did you know that I really missed you guys yesterday?
Where were you, Kat?
I don't even know, stupid work? Didn't I go out last night? But every time I did come on, it was like "where did everybody go?"0 -
Did you know I'll be around more later? I need to go for my run and then make some banana bread, want some?0
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