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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Oh, and did I answer Jojo about the luvin from the hubby?

    Would you believe HE is the one that got it UBER good last night?

    How can I say that I was totally spent and covered in sweat without giving too much away? :wink:

    Jojo, is she rubbing it in or what? :wink:

    May I tell you I just tell it like it is?

    Can I help it that I LOVE it? :wink:
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    Can I tell you how much I love it too? But I don't get much of it...then again I'm not married either.

    May I also ask is there a nice way to tell a man, he isn't doing it right?
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    would you believe I'm very proactive about getting it? :laugh:
    *I'm totally ok with initiation*

    don't you know you can do it in a sexy way?
    *I love it when you do this* or *you know what would be hot? If you touched me, fvcked me, [whatever] like this* Guide him... most have to be trained... and we're all different and like it different... don't be afraid to tell him how you like it*
    [/quote]

    Yes, I initiate alot too, but it's nice to know HE wants it as well, ya know?

    He is somewhat old fashioned, so he doesn't care for some of the things I do. Would you believe he doesn't like me to talk to him during...He lost his mojo once because he got tickled at me yelling at him to (you know)!

    And don't even get me started on the premature......
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Oh, and did I answer Jojo about the luvin from the hubby?

    Would you believe HE is the one that got it UBER good last night?

    How can I say that I was totally spent and covered in sweat without giving too much away? :wink:

    Jojo, is she rubbing it in or what? :wink:

    May I tell you I just tell it like it is?

    Can I help it that I LOVE it? :wink:

    Can I tell you how much I love it too? But I don't get much of it...then again I'm not married either.

    May I also ask is there a nice way to tell a man, he isn't doing it right?

    Maybe instead of saying you're not doing it right just say what you want when you want it?

    Thank you!! Have I asked you what your name is yet?

    You have.

    Some people call me Determinednoob. Some just say Determined, or noob. At least one says Deter, and one other just says Det.

    Any of those do it for you? ;)

    You silly goose, what is your real name? Mine is Sheila.
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Oh, Sheila... Do you know you just cracked me up?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Maybe he needs to... you know... more often?

    What will the mods jump on? Should we talk like we are in JR HIGH? LOL
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Oh, Sheila... Do you know you just cracked me up?

    Well good! Do you know i have to laugh about it to keep from crying? OMG!!!

    I'm hoping in due time, it will get better. Am I crazy for thinking that?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Maybe he needs to... you know... more often?

    What will the mods jump on? Should we talk like we are in JR HIGH? LOL

    If he *spits* more often, maybe it will help him with the premature, yes?

    *maybe I just need to get more creative with my language and not be some specific*
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Oh, Sheila... Do you know you just cracked me up?

    Well good! Do you know i have to laugh about it to keep from crying? OMG!!!

    I'm hoping in due time, it will get better. Am I crazy for thinking that?

    Doesn't practice make perfect? LOL
    *even if you are practicing for years* :laugh:
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    May I also ask is there a nice way to tell a man, he isn't doing it right?

    Yes there is...would you believe it is as simple as saying.....Get the fluck off me...you're done!?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Why would you take away my precious anonymity? ;)
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    May I also ask is there a nice way to tell a man, he isn't doing it right?

    Yes there is...would you believe it is as simple as saying.....Get the fluck off me...you're done!?

    May I say I think it's better to just take control yourself?

    Don't some learn better from being SHOWN how then TOLD how? :wink:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Are you in witness protection?
    Why would you take away my precious anonymity? ;)
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Why would you take away my precious anonymity? ;)

    Why do you not want to succumb to my southern charm?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Why would you take away my precious anonymity? ;)

    Why do you not want to succumb to my southern charm?

    Do I even need to comment on this one?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Why would you take away my precious anonymity? ;)

    Why do you not want to succumb to my southern charm?

    Do I even need to comment on this one?

    LOL! Would it be wise to guess you are in a good mood today?

    Couldn't you just advise him it is best to "give into" my southern charm?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Why would you take away my precious anonymity? ;)

    Are you hiding from the Feds or a crazy Ex? is thatwhy so secretive about your name??
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Maybe it would be one step closer to one of you tracking me down and stalking me?!?! :)

    Can you believe I'll do the same and say I am in the south too? Although anyone can see that from my profile I think...
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you hiding from the Feds or a crazy Ex? is thatwhy so secretive about your name??

    Why did I read this as...he is afraid of the crazy Fed Ex guy?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Are you hiding from the Feds or a crazy Ex? is thatwhy so secretive about your name??

    Why did I read this as...he is afraid of the crazy Fed Ex guy?

    Is it because no one ever brought your coffee?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Maybe it would be one step closer to one of you tracking me down and stalking me?!?! :)

    Can you believe I'll do the same and say I am in the south too? Although anyone can see that from my profile I think...

    I can assure you that none of us would stalk you...

    Do you know I am determined too? But whatever...Noob it is!!
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Maybe it would be one step closer to one of you tracking me down and stalking me?!?! :)

    Can you believe I'll do the same and say I am in the south too? Although anyone can see that from my profile I think...

    I can assure you that none of us would stalk you...

    Do you know I am determined too? But whatever...Noob it is!!

    Did you consider that I was joking and more importantly the reason I may not be giving it is because it is fun to withhold it from someone so seemingly anxious to have it? :wink:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you hiding from the Feds or a crazy Ex? is thatwhy so secretive about your name??

    Why did I read this as...he is afraid of the crazy Fed Ex guy?

    Is it because no one ever brought your coffee?

    Didn't you see Michael bring me coffee this morning? :drinker:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Deter, could you please tell her? If not she will incessantly ask you for your name day by day until you finally give in. Don't get me started about the personal pic she requested from me....Get to know her long enough it will be like having another Wife.

    Love you Sheil :laugh:
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Maybe it would be one step closer to one of you tracking me down and stalking me?!?! :)

    Can you believe I'll do the same and say I am in the south too? Although anyone can see that from my profile I think...

    Did you know I am even further south than you are??? Are you originally from the south or are you a transplant??

    Do you know I like when a guy goes south? :blushing:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you consider that I was joking and more importantly the reason I may not be giving it is because it is fun to withhold it from someone so seemingly anxious to have it? :wink:

    Are you a man tease?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Maybe it would be one step closer to one of you tracking me down and stalking me?!?! :)

    Can you believe I'll do the same and say I am in the south too? Although anyone can see that from my profile I think...

    Did you know I am even further south than you are??? Are you originally from the south or are you a transplant??

    Do you know I like when a guy goes south? :blushing:

    I have always lived here, but people not from here who talk to me assume I am not from here. Don;t they know we don;t all sound like ignorant hicks?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Did you consider that I was joking and more importantly the reason I may not be giving it is because it is fun to withhold it from someone so seemingly anxious to have it? :wink:

    Are you a man tease?

    I'm not sure since I so rarely have anything to tease anyone with. baleedat?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I'm not sure since I so rarely have anything to tease anyone with. baleedat?

    No, not for one second...lol Try again?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Did you consider that I was joking and more importantly the reason I may not be giving it is because it is fun to withhold it from someone so seemingly anxious to have it? :wink:

    Are you a man tease?

    I'm not sure since I so rarely have anything to tease anyone with. baleedat?

    Do you know I don't for one minute?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    I have always lived here, but people not from here who talk to me assume I am not from here. Don;t they know we don;t all sound like ignorant hicks?
    [/quote]

    Poetic Justice or what?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Did you consider that I was joking and more importantly the reason I may not be giving it is because it is fun to withhold it from someone so seemingly anxious to have it? :wink:

    Are you a man tease?

    I'm not sure since I so rarely have anything to tease anyone with. baleedat?

    Do you know I don't for one minute?

    Are you trying to turn the tables with your new profile pic?

    DVS, What else could I have?

    Pirate, Huh?
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