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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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are you the Indian princess or the beer wench with the fabulous breasticals?Should I warn you guys that I'm in an incredibly fabulous mood today? :bigsmile:
Can I say that is WONDERFUL to hear? May I tell you that you have FABULOUS hair???
Do you know..I am the beer wench with fabulous breasticals???0 -
who are they?
I have no idea. Don't you know I ask myself who "they" are all the time?...you know like the people you hear about "you know what THEY say _____(fill in the blank)"0 -
Do you always ask such deep and probing questions?
*ha...probing*who are they?0 -
Can I compliment you on your impeccable taste, sir?Should I warn you guys that I'm in an incredibly fabulous mood today? :bigsmile:
Can I state for the record that I like sex and Kandy JO...?
yes you may...but, when did you taste me again...?0 -
Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?0
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How awesome is that?
*cute pic*are you the Indian princess or the beer wench with the fabulous breasticals?Should I warn you guys that I'm in an incredibly fabulous mood today? :bigsmile:
Can I say that is WONDERFUL to hear? May I tell you that you have FABULOUS hair???
Do you know..I am the beer wench with fabulous breasticals???0 -
Oooooooooo.... Are you still Mr. Slick and Sly?
Can I compliment you on your impeccable taste, sir?Should I warn you guys that I'm in an incredibly fabulous mood today? :bigsmile:
Can I state for the record that I like sex and Kandy JO...?
yes you may...but, when did you taste me again...?0 -
Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?
Do they have rare cooked ribeyes?0 -
KandyJo...may I tell you my nick name was Tasty Jo years back (when I was hot and tasty...lol)??
What type of Kandy are you?? 0 -
Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?
Do they have rare cooked ribeyes?
Ohhh..can I say that I love a good piece of meat??0 -
Are you trying to give me a heart attack?0
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Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
Do you need mouth to mouth resuscitation?? I am VERY good at that...0 -
Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?
Do they have rare cooked ribeyes?
Ohhh..can I say that I love a good piece of meat??
Its not even 7am yet, isn't that a bit early for a ribeye?0 -
Oooooooooo.... Are you still Mr. Slick and Sly?
Can I be whomever you would like to have a crazy, hot, steamy and wild chess game with?0 -
Don't you know you're still fabulously tasty?
And did I ever tell you about the time a guy in college nicknamed me "Skittles"? :laugh:
And do you think my parents realized they were giving me a popular prostitute name when they named me "Kandy"? :laugh:KandyJo...may I tell you my nick name was Tasty Jo years back (when I was hot and tasty...lol)??
What type of Kandy are you??0 -
Oooooooooo.... Are you still Mr. Slick and Sly?
Can I be whomever you would like to have a crazy, hot, steamy and wild chess game with?
Can you believe, as nerdy as I am, I've only played chess a couple of times in my life?
*but I'm always up for anything hot, steamy and/or wild* :laugh:0 -
Is it every too early for a great piece of meat?Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?
Do they have rare cooked ribeyes?
Ohhh..can I say that I love a good piece of meat??
Its not even 7am yet, isn't that a bit early for a ribeye?0 -
Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
Do you need mouth to mouth resuscitation?? I am VERY good at that...
Call me maybe?
@24ker
It's 10am here brah0 -
Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?
May I have a chia tea, 2 pumps, no water please?0 -
Good morning Kandy! May I ask what has got you in such a fabulous mood?0
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Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?
May I have a chia tea, 2 pumps, no water please?
So let me get this straight...Straight coffee will do it for ya, but with Chai Tea you need two pumps? Do I have it right?0 -
Did she mention something about good meat?0
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Good morning, Oh, Oh, Sheila (sorry, I can't help myself)... Would you believe I love the mornings?Good morning Kandy! May I ask what has got you in such a fabulous mood?0
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Did she mention something about good meat?
I said that I LOVE a good piece of meat...didn't you hear?
And I did NOT say ribeye either...lol
Don't you know there is other meat as well..that is just a DELISH..if not more so....??
Wait..who needed nouth to mouth resuscitation???0 -
Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?
May I have a chia tea, 2 pumps, no water please?
So let me get this straight...Straight coffee will do it for ya, but with Chai Tea you need two pumps? Do I have it right?
Did I really just set myself up again? :blushing:0 -
what about some nice juicy Italian HOT sausage....??0
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Did she mention something about good meat?
I said that I LOVE a good piece of meat...didn't you hear?
And I did NOT say ribeye either...lol
Don't you know there is other meat as well..that is just a DELISH..if not more so....??
Wait..who needed nouth to mouth resuscitation???
Can I say, "Soul Sista, Soul Sista. Let me hear ya Flow Sista"?
*my oral fixation always kicks when when we talk about meat..... or bananas* 0 -
Good morning, Oh, Oh, Sheila (sorry, I can't help myself)... Would you believe I love the mornings?Good morning Kandy! May I ask what has got you in such a fabulous mood?
Kandy...do you know, now I have that song in my head? Why do you love mornings so much? Do you get special lovin' from your man??
Good morning my dear Sheila..hows my girl this morning?0 -
Good morning, Oh, Oh, Sheila (sorry, I can't help myself)... Would you believe I love the mornings?Good morning Kandy! May I ask what has got you in such a fabulous mood?
LOL! Do you know I have a friend named Ronda and sometimes I sing to her too? We get tickled cause sometimes she will sing back to me as well.0 -
Did she mention something about good meat?
I said that I LOVE a good piece of meat...didn't you hear?
And I did NOT say ribeye either...lol
Don't you know there is other meat as well..that is just a DELISH..if not more so....??
Wait..who needed nouth to mouth resuscitation???
Can I say, "Soul Sista, Soul Sista. Let me hear ya Flow Sista"?
*my oral fixation always kicks when when we talk about meat..... or bananas*
Kandy...did you know I rocked that song with my friends band the other night at a local club??? (I used to sing for a living)0
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