chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    are you the Indian princess or the beer wench with the fabulous breasticals?
    Should I warn you guys that I'm in an incredibly fabulous mood today? :bigsmile:

    Can I say that is WONDERFUL to hear? May I tell you that you have FABULOUS hair???

    Do you know..I am the beer wench with fabulous breasticals???
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    who are they?

    I have no idea. Don't you know I ask myself who "they" are all the time?...you know like the people you hear about "you know what THEY say _____(fill in the blank)"
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Do you always ask such deep and probing questions?
    *ha...probing*
    who are they?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Can I compliment you on your impeccable taste, sir?
    Should I warn you guys that I'm in an incredibly fabulous mood today? :bigsmile:

    Can I state for the record that I like sex and Kandy JO...?

    yes you may...but, when did you taste me again...?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    How awesome is that?
    *cute pic*
    are you the Indian princess or the beer wench with the fabulous breasticals?
    Should I warn you guys that I'm in an incredibly fabulous mood today? :bigsmile:

    Can I say that is WONDERFUL to hear? May I tell you that you have FABULOUS hair???

    Do you know..I am the beer wench with fabulous breasticals???
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Oooooooooo.... Are you still Mr. Slick and Sly?
    :wink:
    Can I compliment you on your impeccable taste, sir?
    Should I warn you guys that I'm in an incredibly fabulous mood today? :bigsmile:

    Can I state for the record that I like sex and Kandy JO...?

    yes you may...but, when did you taste me again...?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?

    Do they have rare cooked ribeyes?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    KandyJo...may I tell you my nick name was Tasty Jo years back (when I was hot and tasty...lol)??

    What type of Kandy are you?? :wink:
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?

    Do they have rare cooked ribeyes?


    Ohhh..can I say that I love a good piece of meat??
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

    Do you need mouth to mouth resuscitation?? I am VERY good at that...
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?

    Do they have rare cooked ribeyes?


    Ohhh..can I say that I love a good piece of meat??

    Its not even 7am yet, isn't that a bit early for a ribeye?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Oooooooooo.... Are you still Mr. Slick and Sly?

    Can I be whomever you would like to have a crazy, hot, steamy and wild chess game with?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Don't you know you're still fabulously tasty?

    And did I ever tell you about the time a guy in college nicknamed me "Skittles"? :laugh:

    And do you think my parents realized they were giving me a popular prostitute name when they named me "Kandy"? :laugh:
    KandyJo...may I tell you my nick name was Tasty Jo years back (when I was hot and tasty...lol)??

    What type of Kandy are you?? :wink:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Oooooooooo.... Are you still Mr. Slick and Sly?

    Can I be whomever you would like to have a crazy, hot, steamy and wild chess game with?

    Can you believe, as nerdy as I am, I've only played chess a couple of times in my life?
    *but I'm always up for anything hot, steamy and/or wild* :laugh:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Is it every too early for a great piece of meat?
    Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?

    Do they have rare cooked ribeyes?


    Ohhh..can I say that I love a good piece of meat??

    Its not even 7am yet, isn't that a bit early for a ribeye?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

    Do you need mouth to mouth resuscitation?? I am VERY good at that...

    Call me maybe? ;)

    @24ker

    It's 10am here brah
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?

    May I have a chia tea, 2 pumps, no water please?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning Kandy! May I ask what has got you in such a fabulous mood?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?

    May I have a chia tea, 2 pumps, no water please?

    So let me get this straight...Straight coffee will do it for ya, but with Chai Tea you need two pumps? Do I have it right?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Did she mention something about good meat?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Good morning, Oh, Oh, Sheila (sorry, I can't help myself)... Would you believe I love the mornings?
    Good morning Kandy! May I ask what has got you in such a fabulous mood?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Did she mention something about good meat?

    I said that I LOVE a good piece of meat...didn't you hear?

    And I did NOT say ribeye either...lol :wink:

    Don't you know there is other meat as well..that is just a DELISH..if not more so....??

    Wait..who needed nouth to mouth resuscitation???
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Anyone want anything while I'm in the DriveThru for my post gym java?

    May I have a chia tea, 2 pumps, no water please?

    So let me get this straight...Straight coffee will do it for ya, but with Chai Tea you need two pumps? Do I have it right?

    Did I really just set myself up again? :blushing:
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    what about some nice juicy Italian HOT sausage....??
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Good morning, Oh, Oh, Sheila (sorry, I can't help myself)... Would you believe I love the mornings?
    Good morning Kandy! May I ask what has got you in such a fabulous mood?

    Kandy...do you know, now I have that song in my head? Why do you love mornings so much? Do you get special lovin' from your man??

    Good morning my dear Sheila..hows my girl this morning?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Did she mention something about good meat?

    I said that I LOVE a good piece of meat...didn't you hear?

    And I did NOT say ribeye either...lol :wink:

    Don't you know there is other meat as well..that is just a DELISH..if not more so....??

    Wait..who needed nouth to mouth resuscitation???

    Can I say, "Soul Sista, Soul Sista. Let me hear ya Flow Sista"?

    *my oral fixation always kicks when when we talk about meat..... or bananas* :wink:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning, Oh, Oh, Sheila (sorry, I can't help myself)... Would you believe I love the mornings?
    Good morning Kandy! May I ask what has got you in such a fabulous mood?

    LOL! Do you know I have a friend named Ronda and sometimes I sing to her too? We get tickled cause sometimes she will sing back to me as well.
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Did she mention something about good meat?

    I said that I LOVE a good piece of meat...didn't you hear?

    And I did NOT say ribeye either...lol :wink:

    Don't you know there is other meat as well..that is just a DELISH..if not more so....??

    Wait..who needed nouth to mouth resuscitation???

    Can I say, "Soul Sista, Soul Sista. Let me hear ya Flow Sista"?

    *my oral fixation always kicks when when we talk about meat..... or bananas* :wink:

    Kandy...did you know I rocked that song with my friends band the other night at a local club??? (I used to sing for a living)
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