chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Don't you know women serve me, not the other way around?

    did you really just drop that bomb?

    Don't mind me I'm gonna duck right now, don't wanna get hit by anything thrown at you.
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Didn't know I'm a mad bomber?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Don't you know women serve me, not the other way around?

    Haha, and then you woke up with your hand in you pants?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    in real life or just in the bathroom?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Don't you know women serve me, not the other way around?

    Haha, and then you woke up with your hand in you pants?

    Were you not aware that I sleep naked?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Don't you know women serve me, not the other way around?

    Haha, and then you woke up with your hand in you pants?

    Were you not aware that I sleep naked?

    Doesn't everyone sleep naked? (I do)
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Is it safe to join in - can I say I brought coffee?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Is it safe to join in - can I say I brought coffee?

    Is it only safe to join in if you stopped at the pharmacy?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Is it safe to join in - can I say I brought coffee?

    Is it only safe to join in if you stopped at the pharmacy?
    Does "my neighbors friends house" count or do you need a receipt?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Is it safe to join in - can I say I brought coffee?

    Is it only safe to join in if you stopped at the pharmacy?
    Does "my neighbors friends house" count or do you need a receipt?

    Can they ever really be called friends?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Don't you know women serve me, not the other way around?

    OH Dear!! Do we have another Gorilla?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning! I come with coffee too.

    How is everyone today?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Good morning! I come with coffee too.

    How is everyone today?

    How are you this fine morning?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Good morning! I come with coffee too.

    How is everyone today?

    is Coffee all it takes for you? How lucky are you? I would do nothing but drink coffee all day.

    Good morning MY SoCo
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Can someone please tell me what truck hit me last night? or was it a freight train??? or, wait, it's coming back to me...maybe this is a hangover???
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Good morning! I come with coffee too.

    How is everyone today?

    Perhaps just a monkey?

    I am well, and yourself?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Good morning! I come with coffee too.

    How is everyone today?

    is Coffee all it takes for you? How lucky are you? I would do nothing but drink coffee all day.

    Good morning MY SoCo
    Do you think coffee would have solved my wife's problems this morning? If so, should I drive the Keurig delivery truck to the house?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning! I come with coffee too.

    How is everyone today?

    is Coffee all it takes for you? How lucky are you? I would do nothing but drink coffee all day.

    Good morning MY SoCo

    Good morning MY phatcat!!

    Do you know I am actually blushing right now? :blushing:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Good morning! I come with coffee too.

    How is everyone today?

    is Coffee all it takes for you? How lucky are you? I would do nothing but drink coffee all day.

    Good morning MY SoCo
    Do you think coffee would have solved my wife's problems this morning? If so, should I drive the Keurig delivery truck to the house?

    :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh:

    Can I nominate this for funniest post for October? This one may go the distance
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can someone please tell me what truck hit me last night? or was it a freight train??? or, wait, it's coming back to me...maybe this is a hangover???

    What in the world did you do last night?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning! I come with coffee too.

    How is everyone today?

    is Coffee all it takes for you? How lucky are you? I would do nothing but drink coffee all day.

    Good morning MY SoCo
    Do you think coffee would have solved my wife's problems this morning? If so, should I drive the Keurig delivery truck to the house?

    :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh:

    Can I nominate this for funniest post for October? This one may go the distance

    Can I second that?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning! I come with coffee too.

    How is everyone today?

    How are you this fine morning?

    Good morning Jer!! Can I tell you I am feeling much better today than yesterday?

    And I'm a tad bit embarrassed at my choice of words, but oh well...such is life!!
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Can someone please tell me what truck hit me last night? or was it a freight train??? or, wait, it's coming back to me...maybe this is a hangover???

    What in the world did you do last night?

    To answer your question...I am an emotional eater...so INSTEAD of eating..I became emotional drinker (which I really don't do often)....and well the rest is foggy. Did that answer your question?

    Do you want to know the rest?
    and at least you don't have to ask..WHO in the world did I do last night??..because that answer is VERY simple....
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Should I warn you guys that I'm in an incredibly fabulous mood today? :bigsmile:
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Should I warn you guys that I'm in an incredibly fabulous mood today? :bigsmile:

    Can I say that is WONDERFUL to hear? May I tell you that you have FABULOUS hair???
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Wouldn't I be crazy if I said, "no"?
    *and thank you, sweetheart* *smooches*
    Should I warn you guys that I'm in an incredibly fabulous mood today? :bigsmile:

    Can I say that is WONDERFUL to hear? May I tell you that you have FABULOUS hair???
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Should I warn you guys that I'm in an incredibly fabulous mood today? :bigsmile:

    Can I state for the record that I like sex and Kandy JO...?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Can I compliment you on your impeccable taste, sir?
    Should I warn you guys that I'm in an incredibly fabulous mood today? :bigsmile:

    Can I state for the record that I like sex and Kandy JO...?
  • dragonfly_em
    dragonfly_em Posts: 122 Member
    who are they?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    are you the Indian princess or the beer wench with the fabulous breasticals?
    Should I warn you guys that I'm in an incredibly fabulous mood today? :bigsmile:

    Can I say that is WONDERFUL to hear? May I tell you that you have FABULOUS hair???
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