chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Oh *kitten*!!! I just spilled my popcorn!!! How bad is the cleaning dude gonna hate me? haha oooops! :\

    He already hates that I eat at my desk and have food in my tash sometimes. Do you know that he doesn't like to empty the "big" trash can that he pushes around to everyone's offices everyday and if I have food in mine, then he has to? How many ways can I say too bad dude?

    Can I say "get over it, it's what they pay you for man?"
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    why are janitors so lazy? cant they be happy to JUST HAVE A JOB?

    I would intentionally leave food in my garbage can food that gets really stinky when ignored. Does that make me a *****?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Where's Dawn? I have a bone to pick with her.
    Is that right? I can only imagine.
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    i now have to be obnoxious and hope for top of page 6 Dont i dream big?

    Ladies and gents, does it appear we have another one to compete with us?

    Thats cool. But can you imagine what it would be like if we competed for each page? We would never get all the problems of the world solved like we so often do that way. haha
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    why are janitors so lazy? cant they be happy to JUST HAVE A JOB?

    I would intentionally leave food in my garbage can food that gets really stinky when ignored. Does that make me a *****?

    Do you know that happened once? Not on purpose tho. My office is locked and I was gone for a long weekend. lol It was awful and I made him come up and take care of it. He is suppose to ask for a manager to let him into my office since it is always locked if i am not in here, even if I go downstairs for 15 mins, it has to be locked. Do you think that helped our relationship??
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    <<<<how is it hard to understand that this guy is the Pirate? Can I check back with y'all after I take stepson to basketball tryouts?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    In Canada they are trying to allow assisted suicide... anyone want to assist my sons father?

    :grumble:
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    <<<<how is it hard to understand that this guy is the Pirate? Can I check back with y'all after I take stepson to basketball tryouts?

    May I wish him lots of luck at the tryouts?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Janitor can shove it... theres 100 people out there that would do his job better and be happy and cheery with a big smile on there face.

    Should he be "assisted" also?


    (sorry about my tastless assisted suicide jokes lol sons father being a dbag i shall stop with the insensitive comments)
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    <<<<how is it hard to understand that this guy is the Pirate? Can I check back with y'all after I take stepson to basketball tryouts?

    May I wish him lots of luck at the tryouts?

    I too would like to wish him lots of luck if that is acceptable?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    <<<<how is it hard to understand that this guy is the Pirate? Can I check back with y'all after I take stepson to basketball tryouts?

    See ya laterz, Pirate?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Even though I am a very late arrival, might I congratulate you Sheila?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Where's Dawn? I have a bone to pick with her.
    Is that right? I can only imagine.
    Really. No clue as to WHY I might have a bone-picking situation?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    In Canada they are trying to allow assisted suicide... anyone want to assist my sons father?

    :grumble:

    May I tell you a story that made me feel better than anything else in that respect? My son's spern donor has had nothing to do with my son since birth. .....My choice... I told him and it wasn't a good reaction so I walked out and never looked back. Now my son, 16, is an outstanding hockey player, a handsome young man, gets good grades, is kind and considerate, and is known around the whole town and is well liked. You get the idea? Sperm donor hates it!! Drives him insane. Do you believe that living well is the best revenge?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Where's Dawn? I have a bone to pick with her.
    Is that right? I can only imagine.
    Really. No clue as to WHY I might have a bone-picking situation?
    Do I look like a mind reader?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Where's Dawn? I have a bone to pick with her.
    Is that right? I can only imagine.
    Really. No clue as to WHY I might have a bone-picking situation?
    Do I look like a mind reader?
    Are you now waiting to be #300??
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    In Canada they are trying to allow assisted suicide... anyone want to assist my sons father?

    :grumble:

    They have been trying to do that for 20 years in that backward nation.....
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Even though I am a very late arrival, might I congratulate you Sheila?

    Wouldn't a late arrival be better than an arrival that is premature?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Even though I am a very late arrival, might I congratulate you Sheila?

    Can I thank ya darlin? I am one happy chicka!!
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Even though I am a very late arrival, might I congratulate you Sheila?

    Wouldn't a late arrival be better than an arrival that is premature?

    Premature arrival? Why, whatever do you mean?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Even though I am a very late arrival, might I congratulate you Sheila?

    Wouldn't a late arrival be better than an arrival that is premature?

    Amen sista!! Don't ya know that's right?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Do you believe that living well is the best revenge?
    Is it best served cold?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    In Canada they are trying to allow assisted suicide... anyone want to assist my sons father?

    :grumble:

    May I tell you a story that made me feel better than anything else in that respect? My son's spern donor has had nothing to do with my son since birth. .....My choice... I told him and it wasn't a good reaction so I walked out and never looked back. Now my son, 16, is an outstanding hockey player, a handsome young man, gets good grades, is kind and considerate, and is known around the whole town and is well liked. You get the idea? Sperm donor hates it!! Drives him insane. Do you believe that living well is the best revenge?

    Can I second this?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Is it almost 5 pm for realz?

    Have a great evening!!
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Where's Dawn? I have a bone to pick with her.
    Is that right? I can only imagine.
    Really. No clue as to WHY I might have a bone-picking situation?
    Do I look like a mind reader?
    Are you now waiting to be #300??
    Do I have to wait in line to be #never?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    No, wait, isn't it only 3pm?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Do I have to wait in line to be #never?
    Do you do this out of spite? Cause it's kinda hot.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    No, wait, isn't it only 3pm?
    *kitten*, did I leave work to early?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do I have to wait in line to be #never?
    Do you do this out of spite? Cause it's kinda hot.
    Can you feel me rolling my eyes?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Do I have to wait in line to be #never?
    Do you do this out of spite? Cause it's kinda hot.
    Can you feel me rolling my eyes?
    Is it odd that I actually can?

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