chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Have I not told you that if I win the lottery I will go to work at the appropriate time in the morning. Be difficult to everyone and then maybe about mid morning I will stip naked and do a victory lap with my middle fingers in the air to every office, then the production floor, then the shipping dock...get in my truck and leave?

    You don't know what they have put me through here...but Im not bitter though...lol
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will you make sure the security cameras are rolling and let me know when this will be shown on the news? :laugh:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    That would be a sight, wouldn't it?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Where did all these young male friends requests come from?

    Gee, I can't imagine?!

    They like wrinkles?.. oh wait... laugh lines...
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Will you make sure the security cameras are rolling and let me know when this will be shown on the news? :laugh:

    Wait until you see where I pull my truck keys from...can you guess?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will you make sure the security cameras are rolling and let me know when this will be shown on the news? :laugh:

    Wait until you see where I pull my truck keys from...can you guess?

    :noway:
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    ooooh.... can i play ?!

    but would you have to go back for your clothes?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Oh no you di n't!!!?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    ooooh.... can i play ?!

    but would you have to go back for your clothes?

    Would it not be prudent to just buy a new set of clothes? Under state law they could only lay me off for reasons of insanity and have to pay my unemployment for six months...icing on the cake?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can you at least wear a helmet cam, so we can see everyone's reaction?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Fair enough... would you like to send some of that money my way? As long as you dont keep it where ever you where keeping your keys.

    Couldnt you sue the company? Insanity seems like an unfair reason to lay someone off... would you like some more icing?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can you at least wear a helmet cam, so we can see everyone's reaction?

    Should I fly you out to follow me with a video camera? promise not to goose me when I'm doing said victory lap?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Fair enough... would you like to send some of that money my way? As long as you dont keep it where ever you where keeping your keys.

    Couldnt you sue the company? Insanity seems like an unfair reason to lay someone off... would you like some more icing?

    Should I show up in court naked too?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can you at least wear a helmet cam, so we can see everyone's reaction?

    Should I fly you out to follow me with a video camera? promise not to goose me when I'm doing said victory lap?

    OMG, PLEASE?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Fair enough... would you like to send some of that money my way? As long as you dont keep it where ever you where keeping your keys.

    Couldnt you sue the company? Insanity seems like an unfair reason to lay someone off... would you like some more icing?

    Should I show up in court naked too?

    no somehow i dont think that would help your court case. You want to win dont you? doesnt everyone love icing?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I moon them on the way out too, Pirate?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    as much as i love my job can retards stop driving into other peoples houses? id love that those claims are stupid to deal with kay thanks.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can I wish you all a good evening?

    Dawn would I expect nothing less of you?

    Jessy would you like to coach my testimony?...money!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Will you have a good night, Pirate? Don't get caught up in the day dream and tear your clothes off on your way out!
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Have a great night, Pirate, okay?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know how much you all crack me up?

    Welcome Jessy!!

    My phatcat, you have a wonderful evening!! Till tomorrow, same time?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    did i miss the pirate conversation? Pirate? yes yes i would greatly enjoy justifying your naked streaking throughout your office.... shall i prepare my opening statements?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    im clearly in a different time zone then all of you i have 3 hours of work to go. kill me now? please?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did you know if he had up a different avitar it would be easier for you to understand?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Will I have company now for the next three hours?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    What do you do, Jessy?

    I only have two hours left to work. Yay!!
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will I have company now for the next three hours?
    Can I give you the best 30 mins of your life?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Is this my lucky day? I got to be on top of the ABC game too!! Yumdigity!!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Could you please?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are all of the guys scratching their balls right now? :huh:

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