chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Oh, and did I answer Jojo about the luvin from the hubby?

    Would you believe HE is the one that got it UBER good last night?

    How can I say that I was totally spent and covered in sweat without giving too much away? :wink:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Can you believe how sexy his lips were/are?
    Yes ma'am!! Does that trigger your oral fixation too? John Stamos was toooo fine!!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Where did the guys go? Does all this talk about oral fixation got them twitterpated?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Can you believe how sexy his lips were/are?
    Yes ma'am!! Does that trigger your oral fixation too? John Stamos was toooo fine!!

    Can you imagine those all over you? *it's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes*
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Oh, and did I answer Jojo about the luvin from the hubby?

    Would you believe HE is the one that got it UBER good last night?

    How can I say that I was totally spent and covered in sweat without giving too much away? :wink:

    Jojo, is she rubbing it in or what? :wink:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Can I make a song reference in every other post? :laugh:
    *I'm ridiculous*
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can you believe how sexy his lips were/are?
    Yes ma'am!! Does that trigger your oral fixation too? John Stamos was toooo fine!!

    Can you imagine those all over you? *it's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes*

    May I be excused to go to the restroom? :laugh:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Oh, and did I answer Jojo about the luvin from the hubby?

    Would you believe HE is the one that got it UBER good last night?

    How can I say that I was totally spent and covered in sweat without giving too much away? :wink:

    Jojo, is she rubbing it in or what? :wink:

    May I tell you I just tell it like it is?

    Can I help it that I LOVE it? :wink:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Oh, and did I answer Jojo about the luvin from the hubby?

    Would you believe HE is the one that got it UBER good last night?

    How can I say that I was totally spent and covered in sweat without giving too much away? :wink:

    Jojo, is she rubbing it in or what? :wink:

    May I tell you I just tell it like it is?

    Can I help it that I LOVE it? :wink:

    Can I tell you how much I love it too? But I don't get much of it...then again I'm not married either.

    May I also ask is there a nice way to tell a man, he isn't doing it right?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Oh, and did I answer Jojo about the luvin from the hubby?

    Would you believe HE is the one that got it UBER good last night?

    How can I say that I was totally spent and covered in sweat without giving too much away? :wink:

    Jojo, is she rubbing it in or what? :wink:

    Yes, she sure is..isn't she?

    Can I tell you that the ONLY person I get ANY from is myself...?? lol...yep, and I am not ashamed to admit it.

    That's what happens when the pickin's are slim...men in FL are DEFINITELY not like the ones in NEw ENgland....
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Where did the guys go? Does all this talk about oral fixation got them twitterpated?

    Was I looking for a Vitmain Water Zero for you? I wanted to tease you more than Coffee and Chai tea will allow me to.
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Oh, and did I answer Jojo about the luvin from the hubby?

    Would you believe HE is the one that got it UBER good last night?

    How can I say that I was totally spent and covered in sweat without giving too much away? :wink:

    Jojo, is she rubbing it in or what? :wink:

    May I tell you I just tell it like it is?

    Can I help it that I LOVE it? :wink:

    Can I tell you how much I love it too? But I don't get much of it...then again I'm not married either.

    May I also ask is there a nice way to tell a man, he isn't doing it right?

    Maybe instead of saying you're not doing it right just say what you want when you want it?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Oh, and did I answer Jojo about the luvin from the hubby?

    Would you believe HE is the one that got it UBER good last night?

    How can I say that I was totally spent and covered in sweat without giving too much away? :wink:

    Jojo, is she rubbing it in or what? :wink:

    Yes, she sure is..isn't she?

    Can I tell you that the ONLY person I get ANY from is myself...?? lol...yep, and I am not ashamed to admit it.

    That's what happens when the pickin's are slim...men in FL are DEFINITELY not like the ones in NEw ENgland....

    Nobody knows our bodies like we do, right?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Oh, and did I answer Jojo about the luvin from the hubby?

    Would you believe HE is the one that got it UBER good last night?

    How can I say that I was totally spent and covered in sweat without giving too much away? :wink:

    Jojo, is she rubbing it in or what? :wink:
    [/quote]

    May I tell you I just tell it like it is?

    Can I help it that I LOVE it? :wink:
    [/quote]

    Can I tell you how much I love it too? But I don't get much of it...then again I'm not married either.

    May I also ask is there a nice way to tell a man, he isn't doing it right?
    [/quote]

    would you believe I'm very proactive about getting it? :laugh:
    *I'm totally ok with initiation*

    don't you know you can do it in a sexy way?
    *I love it when you do this* or *you know what would be hot? If you touched me, fvcked me, [whatever] like this* Guide him... most have to be trained... and we're all different and like it different... don't be afraid to tell him how you like it*
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Where did the guys go? Does all this talk about oral fixation got them twitterpated?

    Was I looking for a Vitmain Water Zero for you? I wanted to tease you more than Coffee and Chai tea will allow me to.

    Pray tell, how can you tease me with Vitamin Water Zero?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    what happened to that post? :laugh:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Oh, and did I answer Jojo about the luvin from the hubby?

    Would you believe HE is the one that got it UBER good last night?

    How can I say that I was totally spent and covered in sweat without giving too much away? :wink:

    Jojo, is she rubbing it in or what? :wink:

    May I tell you I just tell it like it is?

    Can I help it that I LOVE it? :wink:

    Can I tell you how much I love it too? But I don't get much of it...then again I'm not married either.

    May I also ask is there a nice way to tell a man, he isn't doing it right?

    Maybe instead of saying you're not doing it right just say what you want when you want it?

    Thank you!! Have I asked you what your name is yet?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    what happened to that post? :laugh:

    Don't you know that I think it was taken down by the mods?? Do you know I forgot we werent in our "private" room...?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Oh, and did I answer Jojo about the luvin from the hubby?

    Would you believe HE is the one that got it UBER good last night?

    How can I say that I was totally spent and covered in sweat without giving too much away? :wink:

    Jojo, is she rubbing it in or what? :wink:

    May I tell you I just tell it like it is?

    Can I help it that I LOVE it? :wink:

    Can I tell you how much I love it too? But I don't get much of it...then again I'm not married either.

    May I also ask is there a nice way to tell a man, he isn't doing it right?

    Maybe instead of saying you're not doing it right just say what you want when you want it?

    Thank you!! Have I asked you what your name is yet?

    You have.

    Some people call me Determinednoob. Some just say Determined, or noob. At least one says Deter, and one other just says Det.

    Any of those do it for you? ;)
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Where did the guys go? Does all this talk about oral fixation got them twitterpated?

    Was I looking for a Vitmain Water Zero for you? I wanted to tease you more than Coffee and Chai tea will allow me to.

    Pray tell, how can you tease me with Vitamin Water Zero?

    Don't I have to give you something to drink before you get dehydrated? I already know what the Coffee and Chai Tea will do. Don't I just want to keep you in the game?